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by The Shrekacratic Ogres Republic of VlaRiSsiA. . 154 reads.

Shrekism - A Political Ideology and a Religious Cult of Personality

Shrek is seen as supreme under the glorious religion of Shrekism
Basic Introduction
Shrekism is the main ideology of the Ogre’s Party of VlaRiSsiA as well as its main and only religion. It is a hyper-totalitarian, psychotic ideology that takes Stalinism and Juche to a completely wa kh level. It seeks to reach a totalitarian collectivist society through the total control of every aspect of life in the Shrekacratic Republic. It is similar to an ultra-fanatic variant Ingsoc, but with a defined economic policy, and a much more insane level of wacky. It is insanely reactionary, valuing an ultra-esoteric theocratic cult as the main system. It ensures VlaRiSsiA is an extremely religious theocracy based around a literal death cult worshipping its Supreme Leader. It is similar to North Korea socially, economically and politically but infinitely more ideologically psychotic.

Commandments of Shrekism
-All must worship Shrek as the only true being
-All must be willing to die for Shrek
-All products and citizens are property of Shrek and the Ogre’s Party
-Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life
-The Ogre’s Party is divine and are the subordinates of the Omnipotent Ogre
-Criticism of Shrek is the ultimate sin and must be punished by execution
-Opponents of the Ogre go to the gulag
-Heretics are like meat, they are good when cooked, not that anyone deserves food
-All ideologies moderate enough to be mapped on a political compass are all curses that came from the gates of Hell
-Its not yours, it’s OURS; jk, its actually Shrek's
-The Capitalist Swine sell is the ropes which we hang them with
-Big Ogre is watching you
-War is peace; Freedom is slavery; Ignorance is strength; actually no Ingsoc is too anarchist
-No privacy, everything belongs to Shrek and only Shrek
-VlaRiSsiA is superior to all other nations, and ethnic ogres are the only true race
-Eveything for the state, by the state, from the state, to the state, and in the state; the state is great
-Democracy more like democrazy
-The Church of Shrek would like to inform you that the 'd' word mentioned above never existed and was never uttered
-Ogres are like Onions, they have LAYERS

Why YOU Should Be Shrekist
In a Shrekist society, everything belongs to Shrek. Everyone worships Shrek. Every action by the state is ordered by Shrek. Everyone is watched by Shrek. Everything is a part of Shrek. There are no degenerate concepts like freedom or democracy, only absolute control by the Ogre’s Party. There is only one party with all the power, the Ogre’s Party. There is only one leader and he has absolute power, Shrek. Shrekretariat Donkey serves as the minister of the Ogre’s Party and Ogreneral Puss ‘n Boots serves as the minister of the military. Every week, a brutal political purge happens where thousands of suspected capitalists or revisionists are shreksecuted and thousands more are sent to the gulags. It isn’t too bad, only about 500,000 potential rivals are shreksecuted annually and about a million go to the gulags, but this secures the Ogre’s power. Even the inner party must worship Shrek and anyone who refuses will be shreksecuted. Shrek is watching everyone even in their own homes, so in every ogre’s personal lives, they must repeatedly be praying nonstop to their Ogrelord.

Where Shrekism is Politically

Shrekism is incomprehensibly totalitarian with an all-powerful centralized economy and an ultra-reactionary government. It is off the scale in terms of totalitarianism while being more traditional than most monarchies. Advocating for collectivism, it tends to be placed on the economic left despite rejecting most forms of communism. Degenerates like weebs, bronies, thots, simps, tumblr users, k-pop stans, fanart creators, fanfic writers, anyone on the rainbow, and furries are executed for their blasphemy. On the political compass, Shrekism is doubleplustotalitarian(off the compass vertically), off scale authleft economically and off scale authright culturally. It’s economic policies are similar to a more radical version of those under Stalinist Russia, being extremely collectivized and completely controlled by the ogre’s party. The markets are entirely run by Shrek, and all economic decisions are controlled by him. The emphasis on reactionist, such as having an absolute monarchy and an esoteric. theocracy, make Shrekist staunchly different from the more progressive and secular Marxism-Leninism. It is essentially a death cult worshipping the Supreme Leader as the only true God and viewing racial supremacy as the only way. Shrekism is similar to an extremely psychotic form of North Korean Juche as well as many traditional, anti-technology religious cults. The emphasis on complete control over every aspect of life makes Stalin seem libertarian in comparison. Mass surveillance and absolute repression is so endemic that it is only identical to an Orwellian dystopia. The level of propaganda, indoctrination and brainwashing can allow for the party to completely change all facts as well as the past, present and future. The entire country is run as a concentration camp, where everyone is worked to death in ultra-Spartan living conditions that would horrify Himmler from TNO. Everyone works 25 hours a day 8 days a week while constantly praying to their Ogrelord in a nightmarishly cultish fashion, while simultaneously starving to death. Some have called the ideology “less transparent and open than a black hole”, and “more nightmarish than hell”. But is ultra-totalitarianism really that bad. I mean, Shrekism has Shrek so no one would mind living under it. The flag of VlaRiSsiA can make anyone, even the most staunch anti-totalitarians, nut.

Breathe one millisecond off the state-mandated pattern and off to the re-education camp you go!
Basic Information


Comrade Shrek
Psychotic Dictatorism
Pingu on Steroids




Culturally Right








Ideological Influences

The Ogrelord

Comrade Pingu

Honest Juche


Pol Potism





Infinite Extremism

Ideological Information

LinkBe Glorious Our Free Swampland!

Supreme Eternal Omnipotent Leader Shrek
Vlarissia, 2088

Character Information

Gamer moments
Genociding random ethnicities
War crimes

The entire rainbow
Human 'rights'
International law