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by The Shadow Cult of Jocospor. . 467 reads.

The Problem with My Competitors

Here's an objective breakdown (no personal attacks!) as to why you should NOT support the Top 5:

THE BIGGEST ISSUE:
All these nations stand for a major community (see below for a breakdown). But who stands for the everyday member state? Only #JOCO2020 is doing that, and only #JOCO2020 has a chance at ENDING the WA Elite!


CANDIDATE

REPRESENTING

PROBLEMS

Trans Anarcho-Communist Lesbian Catgirls

The Black Hawks, The East Pacific, The Pacific, NSGP

TA-CLC is the result of a pact between some of the biggest regions in the game to "rig" this election. No way this worked if any ordinary region tried this. TA-CLC is also blatantly playing identity politics. Identity politics has no place in the World Assembly! And when did TBH become a defender of justice? #nomorebullsh*t

Kuriko

10000 Islands, NSGP & WA Elite, particularly the Security Council Elite

Kurkio's aims are to EMPOWER the WA Elite. This goes against everything I stand for. The system is so broken already, can you imagine what would happen if the community became anymore toxic?! #nomorebullsh*t

McMasterdonia

The North Pacific, NSGP Elite

McMasterdonia is the most influential WA Delegate in NationStates, with well over 1000 endorsements. They are using their huge influence to drum up support for a campaign that will only reinforce the existing elitist structures. Also playing the Trump card. Sad! #nomorebullsh*t

The Bigtopia

Thaecia

Objectively, this is just silly! It makes the World Assembly look like a joke. This has to end! #nomorebullsh*t

Caelapes

NSGP

The incumbent Secretary-General, looking for another term. Another term of what we've seen in the last four years? No thank you! Also playing identity politics. #nomorebullsh*t


VOTE JOCOSPOR.
FOR WA SECRETARY-GENERAL


Jocospor :D
founder of the
Confederation of Corrupt Dictators
and sole proprietor of the
MONET & CHARDIN CHAMPAGNE COMPANY LTD


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The Shadow Cult, Vocryae
2nd April 2020

The Shadow Cult of Jocospor

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