Events in the real world have forced some prominent members of the region to step down, resulting in many new appointments to Regional Officer positions and ambassadorships. The region has been fortunate to have a talented pool from which to draw upon and fill these vacancies.
Esteemed Customs Minister and World Assembly Minister, Maowi, regrettably took a more decisive step back from NationStates, with her positions being filled by Panther and NorgiestoileckylockJ, respectively. Although we are pleased with those that have stepped forward to accept the duties vacated, we will all be feeling her absence for some time.
The new month opened with the latest iteration of an April Fool’s event: the 2020 Election for WA Secretary General. The flurry of activity spurred by this event around NationStates has also touched our little region. Long-time resident The lepearchauns has thrown his hat into the race, and we in the region wish him best in the grueling campaign that will surely follow.
I promise to do things that people tell me to, unless I am bribed otherwise.
I promise to lobby for all resolutions, big and small, so long as my donors agree with them.
I promise to not get drunk with power and get caught with cocaine and hookers, though Im sure ill be photoshopped doing both and worse
And with this, I The lepearchauns, Do decree my candidacy for Secretary General of the World Assembly!
Im editing this to show just how serious I am. Heres my campaign HQ viewtopic.php?f=37&t=482669
Featured Limerick (courtesy of Noxious Air)
There was a young lady named Mabel,
So ready, so willing, so able,
And so full of spice
She could name her own price--
Now Mabel's all wrapped up in sable.
This month's report written by Panther