Do you like unicorns? Do you like bunnies? Do you like bazookas?
If any or all of the above apply to you, consider voting for me.
Fellas, it is time
Yes, yes it is
Vote For the Devil You Know.
My New Running Mate: The Stalker
We've got ideas: Stalker was the one who came up with the idea of Running Mates (A feature now in place!)
We've got a Grassroots campaign with no backing of GCRs or Big-Name nations!
WE'VE GOT BAZOOKAS!
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