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Communist Pickle Party Manifesto

Communist Pickle Party

The Pickle Party brings us to the end of Pickle and History. History is an intelligible process marching its way to the imagination of Pickle freedom. The Pickle Party radically imagines a world in which the Pickle is no longer alienated from the fruits of their own Pickling. The tyrant's in the government oppress the Pickle and actively keep the Pickle's liberation movement underground.
We recognize civil rights, constitutional supremacy, and rule of law.

Current Policy Positions
Domestic Policies
• oppose forced 2-party system-remove the cap on parties and make the guidelines for party recognition objective
• protect free speech and dissenters
• get :pickle: added to the emoji
• opposes overly strict rules
Legislative Policies
• individually elected senate
• rename doge to pickle
• weaken the executive branch while empowering the legislative
• create a pickle church as another branch of the government
•ban nazis
Foreign Policies
•Increase ties with leftist regions
•Use tag:WA recruitment tgs to expand the regional population
•stop all embassies with fascist, hateful, and authoritarian regions
•more coming soon!
We are the only party that has no leadership and instead decides on issues and policy communally-become part of the decision making process today!
Note on Leadership: the only reason we have a chairman and gensec is bc they wont recognize us without it/the position actually has no power within the party

Totally not evile
Aljumhuriat alearabiat alsurwria
Ucpickle(Chairman and General Secretary)