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Overview of The People's Republic of Bikini Bottom
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Motto: Krusty Krab is unfair!
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Capital: Bikini Bottom
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- General Secretary of the Communist Party of Bikini Bottom: Squidward J. Q. Tentacles
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- Upper House: Supreme Soviet
-Lower House: Soviet of the People's Republic
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The People's Republic of Bikini Bottom
The People's Republic of Bikini Bottom commonly called Bikini Bottom, is a the only true communist state in the world.
Protests and strikes started by Squidward and Spongebob in front of the Krusty Krab quickly spread over all of Bikini Bottom. The great red revolution ended the cruel phase of egoism and established a new society, the dictatorship of the proletariat. The filthiest capitalist under water, Mr Krabs was thrown into the only place he deserved, the newly built Gulag.
This man has oppressed the working class of Bikini Bottom for decades. His restaurant, known as the "Krusty Krab", was in fact the home of greed and exploitation. A monopoly capitalist like Mr Krabs of course earned his money in a crooked way: voraciosly emptying the people's pockets in exchange for something as basic as food. Yes, the Krabby Patty was the most outrageous symbol of his tyranny. The revolution of the proletariat ended all of this forever!
From now on, the means of production were owned by the workers! Five-year plans were created by comrade Squidward and comrade Spongebob and succesfully transferred the economy from a capitalist to a communist state. The Burgeoisie and the entire class system was totally eradicated. From each according to his ability, to each according to his needs!