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by The Don't You Forget About Me of Eripolis. . 2 reads.

The Birth of New South Arctica (something I did for fun, no offense to anyone)

"Welcome, TBH Commander."

...

"Who-who said thaaat?"

"I...... am Territorio di Nessuno."

"Shoow yourseelf."

"I have summoned you here for a purpose."

"Nooboody summonssss TBH Commander!!"

"Then it pleases me to be the first."

"State your businessssss!"

"This is my command. You are to destroy... the Defender Matrix of Leadership Freedom. It is the one thing, the only thing... that can stand in my way."

"You have nothing to fear! I have already crushed Erinor Prime with my bare hands!"

"You exaggerate."

"The point is he's dead, and the Matrix died with him!"

"No...... the point is you are a fool. The Matrix has been passed to their new leader, Kuriko. Destroy it for me."

"Why should I? What's in it for me?"

"Your bargaining posture is highly dubious..... but very well. I shall provide you with a new body, and new troops to command."

"And?"

"And nothing! You belong to me, now."

"I belong to nobody!!"

"Perhaps I misjudged you. Proceed........ on your way to oblivion."

"AHHHHAUGH! NO! I ACCEPT YOUR TERMS! I ACCEEEEPT! AAAAAAAAAAA...AAAaaaahhh."

"Excellent."

10 seconds and a rebuild later

"Behold.....New South Arctica!. And these.... shall be your minions."

...........
"Ever-Wandering Souls, the tracker...... And his huntsmen, the Sweeps Terra Corps."
............
"Miss Bad Life Choices, the warrior, and her Blade Corps armada."
.............
"And this...... shall be your ship. Now go. Destroy the Defender Matrix!"

"I will rip open Kuriko and every other Defender until the Matrix has been destroyed!....... To Cybertron The Black Hawks!"

Later....

Fanfare plays.

Fanfare continues to play.

"Get on with the ceremony!"

Fanfare continues to play. The soon to be TBH leader blasts the trumpets.

New leader is crowned.

"My fellow Raiders! As your new leader I...... *gasps*"

[Jet flies in]

"Who disrupts my coronation?!"

"Coronation, Jakker? This is bad comedy."

"TBH Commander? Is that you?"

"Here's a hint!" transforms into cannon and blasts Jakker to dust. Once the ordeal is over, NSA walks up to stand, crushing what was once Jakker's crown.

"Would anyone elss like to fill his shoes?"

"What'd he say his name was?"

"New South Arctica!"

"ALL HAIL NEW SOUTH ARCTICA! NEW SOUTH ARCTICA!"

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