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The House at Pooh Corner RMB Partial Save, Vol. Seven

The New Incarnation of The Queendom of Myself
74 days ago
Good morning, House!
I've made sausage (vegan)muffins, egg muffins, potato muffins, lemon surprise muffins, and pumpkin muffins.
The fire is toasty. There are marshmallows and sticks near it, and popcorn.
I suggest grabbing a plate, a blanket, and a seat near the warmth.
Oh, and a hug.
Bilge Rat Ronnie, The Voice of ARB, Sean Bean Ant Gift for Miley Cyrus, and Kate Walker
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The Syberian Wanderings of Kate Walker
74 days ago
The Queendom of Myself wrote: Good morning, House!
Good Morning, Your Majesty. I going to make some Pumpkin Pancakes. We have plenty Pecan Syrup to go with them. Would anybody else like some?
Sean Bean Ant Gift for Miley Cyrus wrote: Carry grilled cheese sandwich to their friend. Step carefully away, waving all six feet to demonstrate lack of glue.
VampKyrie wrote: How do they do that without falling over?
I have an enquiring mind, I'd like to know.
Bilge Rat Ronnie, The Voice of ARB, The Queendom of Myself, and Sean Bean Ant Gift for Miley Cyrus
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The Socially Acceptable Remnants of The Voice of ARB
74 days ago
Sean Bean Ant Gift for Miley Cyrus wrote: Carry grilled cheese sandwich to their friend. Step carefully away, waving all six feet to demonstrate lack of glue.
VampKyrie wrote: How do they do that without falling over?
It looked to me like that was front-four, then back-four. They never said it was all six at once.
Bilge Rat Ronnie, The Queendom of Myself, Sean Bean Ant Gift for Miley Cyrus, and Kate Walker
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The Socially Acceptable Remnants of The Voice of ARB
74 days ago
The Queendom of Myself wrote: Good morning, House!
I've made sausage (vegan)muffins, egg muffins, potato muffins, lemon surprise muffins, and pumpkin muffins.
The fire is toasty. There are marshmallows and sticks near it, and popcorn.
I suggest grabbing a plate, a blanket, and a seat near the warmth.
Oh, and a hug.
Such a variety of choices! I'll try an egg muffin, and a lemon surprise.
*Hugs*
The Queendom of Myself and Kate Walker
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The Three Sheets to the Wind of Bilge Rat Ronnie
74 days ago
VampKyrie wrote: How do they do that without falling over?
Practice.
Kate Walker wrote: Good Morning, Your Majesty. I going to make some Pumpkin Pancakes. We have plenty Pecan Syrup to go with them. Would anybody else like some?
I have an enquiring mind, I'd like to know.
I would like some pumpkin pancakes. I have rum syrup if anyone desires some.
The Queendom of Myself and Kate Walker
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The Holiday Food Removal of Sean Bean Ant Gift for Miley Cyrus
74 days ago
VampKyrie wrote: How do they do that without falling over?
Kate Walker wrote: Good Morning, Your Majesty. I going to make some Pumpkin Pancakes. We have plenty Pecan Syrup to go with them. Would anybody else like some?
I have an enquiring mind, I'd like to know.
Shrug. Indicate they don't know either.
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The Coffee Connoisseurs of Bearistotle and Hebert
74 days ago
Race in, spilling coffee, and muffins crumbs.
They're .... they're..... kinda crazy over in Christmas! Cindy Lou Who has muffins and cupcakes confused. And she told a really scary story about a guy with frosted muffins for hands! And they wouldn't eat Queenie's muffins.... something about getting fat? And we owe some muffins to The Peaceful Coffee Shop In Chicago because we stopped by there on the way home, to catch our breath, and get coffee, we brought some for everyone. We could really use some hugs.....
The Voice of ARB and Kate Walker
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The Syberian Wanderings of Kate Walker
74 days ago
Bilge Rat Ronnie wrote: Practice.I would like some pumpkin pancakes. I have rum syrup if anyone desires some.
*passes ronnie a full stack of Pumpkin Pancakes*
Bearistotle and Hebert wrote: We could really use some hugs.....
*hugs bearsie and pecks his cheek*
The Voice of ARB
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The New Incarnation of The Queendom of Myself
74 days ago
Bearistotle and Hebert wrote: Race in, spilling coffee, and muffins crumbs.
They're .... they're..... kinda crazy over in Christmas! Cindy Lou Who has muffins and cupcakes confused. And she told a really scary story about a guy with frosted muffins for hands! And they wouldn't eat Queenie's muffins.... something about getting fat? And we owe some muffins to The Peaceful Coffee Shop In Chicago because we stopped by there on the way home, to catch our breath, and get coffee, we brought some for everyone. We could really use some hugs.....
Scoop up the teddy bears and give them hugs.
It's okay. Not everyone is a muffin connoisseur. Settle down by the fire and have some of the delicious pancakes.
The Voice of ARB
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The Three Sheets to the Wind of Bilge Rat Ronnie
74 days ago
Kate Walker wrote: *passes ronnie a full stack of Pumpkin Pancakes**hugs bearsie and pecks his cheek*
Passes Kate the rum syrup. Anyone else?
You guys okay there, bearsies?
Kate Walker
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The Syberian Wanderings of Kate Walker
74 days ago
Bilge Rat Ronnie wrote: Passes Kate the rum syrup. Anyone else?
Thanks, Ronnie, but I already drowned my pancakes in Pecan Syrup.
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The Three Sheets to the Wind of Bilge Rat Ronnie
74 days ago
Kate Walker wrote: Thanks, Ronnie, but I already drowned my pancakes in Pecan Syrup.
I sometimes use the rum syrup as a beverage.
The Voice of ARB and Kate Walker
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The Herd of Muskoxen
74 days ago
Bilge Rat Ronnie wrote: I sometimes use the rum syrup as a beverage.
Fifteen pancakes stacked for the rat -
Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of syrup!
She sailed her ship to Trinidad -
Yo-ho-ho and a parrot's chirrup!
Three sheets to the wind, a coffee to go -
Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of syrup!
She sailed her ship to Tobago -
Yo-ho-ho and a parrot's chirrup!
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The Socially Acceptable Remnants of The Voice of ARB
74 days ago
Muskoxen wrote: Fifteen pancakes stacked for the rat -
Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of syrup!
She sailed her ship to Trinidad -
Yo-ho-ho and a parrot's chirrup!
Three sheets to the wind, a coffee to go -
Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of syrup!
She sailed her ship to Tobago -
Yo-ho-ho and a parrot's chirrup!
Is that you, Jimmy?
Kate Walker
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The Often Mistaken for an Angel of VampKyrie
74 days ago
The Voice of ARB wrote: Is that you, Jimmy?
I am impressed you not only know the individual muskoxen names, but differentiate among their voices. There's so many! I bow to your superior skills.
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The Socially Acceptable Remnants of The Voice of ARB
74 days ago
VampKyrie wrote: I am impressed you not only know the individual muskoxen names, but differentiate among their voices. There's so many! I bow to your superior skills.
The oxen are rockin'!
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The New Incarnation of The Queendom of Myself
73 days ago
Good morning, House!
I went on a baking frenzy and we have muffins, scones, biscuits, waffles, pancakes, croissants, and toast. There's butter, margarine, jellies, jam, karo syrup, maple syrup, rum syrup, and several other toppings. Enjoy!
I'm going to have a cup of coffee and a nap.
Kate Walker
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The Socially Acceptable Remnants of The Voice of ARB
73 days ago
The Queendom of Myself wrote: Good morning, House!
I went on a baking frenzy and we have muffins, scones, biscuits, waffles, pancakes, croissants, and toast. There's butter, margarine, jellies, jam, karo syrup, maple syrup, rum syrup, and several other toppings. Enjoy!
I'm going to have a cup of coffee and a nap.
Pancakes, syrup and cocoa! Perfect for a cold morning like today.
I'll probably have a nap after breakfast.
VampKyrie and Kate Walker
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The Syberian Wanderings of Kate Walker
73 days ago
*makes a bowl of whipped cream, takes a waffle, covers it with two inches of strawberries and tops with the whipped cream, takes a seat on the front porch and eats*
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The Often Mistaken for an Angel of VampKyrie
73 days ago
The Queendom of Myself wrote: Good morning, House!
I went on a baking frenzy and we have muffins, scones, biscuits, waffles, pancakes, croissants, and toast. There's butter, margarine, jellies, jam, karo syrup, maple syrup, rum syrup, and several other toppings. Enjoy!
I'm going to have a cup of coffee and a nap.
Opts for scones. Covers hers with butter and jelly. Grabs a steaming mug of coffee and eats over the kitchen sink. Decides to do the dishes after.
Kate Walker
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The Coffee Connoisseurs of Bearistotle and Hebert
73 days ago
The Voice of ARB wrote: Pancakes, syrup and cocoa! Perfect for a cold morning like today.
I'll probably have a nap after breakfast.
Sometimes we nap during breakfast. Explains the occasional pancake stuck to the face.
The Voice of ARB, Sean Bean Ant Gift for Miley Cyrus, and Kate Walker
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The Syberian Wanderings of Kate Walker
73 days ago
Bearistotle and Hebert wrote: Sometimes we nap during breakfast. Explains the occasional pancake stuck to the face.
Much like Paddington Bear. BTW, I went dancing with Paddington Bear --> https://whatkatewore.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/Kate-Dancing-Paddington-Bear-Two-2-Shots-Peach-Orla-Kiely-Oct-16-2017-Getty-Splash-.jpg
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The Coffee Connoisseurs of Bearistotle and Hebert
73 days ago
Kate Walker wrote: Much like Paddington Bear. BTW, I went dancing with Paddington Bear --> https://whatkatewore.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/Kate-Dancing-Paddington-Bear-Two-2-Shots-Peach-Orla-Kiely-Oct-16-2017-Getty-Splash-.jpg
Your grace!
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The Syberian Wanderings of Kate Walker
73 days ago
Bearistotle and Hebert wrote: Your grace!
Can you dance like Paddington?
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The New Incarnation of The Queendom of Myself
72 days ago
Good morning, House.
I'm making tomato soup, potato soup, chicken noodle soup, and taco soup. There will be fresh bread to go with them, and cheese if you wish to make a grilled cheese sandwich.
Hugs are plentiful!
The Voice of ARB and Kate Walker
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The Syberian Wanderings of Kate Walker
72 days ago
Good Morning ,Your Majesty. I'm thinking of making a hearty soup for dinner. There is plenty of the beef broth that I made in the fridge.
The Queendom of Myself
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The Spheres of Beige Ovoid Things
72 days ago
Roll inside to show off the snazzy paint job GoodKingWenceslas did for them in Christmas.
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The Often Mistaken for an Angel of VampKyrie
72 days ago
Kate Walker wrote: Good Morning ,Your Majesty. I'm thinking of making a hearty soup for dinner. There is plenty of the beef broth that I made in the fridge.
That sounds good to me!
I'll find a hearty ale to accompany it.
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The Coffee Connoisseurs of Bearistotle and Hebert
72 days ago
Kate Walker wrote: Can you dance like Paddington?
Alas, no.
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The Syberian Wanderings of Kate Walker
72 days ago
VampKyrie wrote: That sounds good to me!
I'll find a hearty ale to accompany it.
Thank You! *starts preparing a shopping list for the The Local Supermarket*
*phones in order*
Bearistotle and Hebert wrote: Alas, no.
Pithy. :'(
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The Often Mistaken for an Angel of VampKyrie
72 days ago
Kate Walker wrote: Thank You! *starts preparing a shopping list for the The Local Supermarket*

*phones in order*
Pithy. :'(
Please add "De Molen Hutje & Mutje Woodford Reserve Barrel Aged". A disreputable source in The Bar on the corner of every region recommended them for beef soup pairing.
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The Syberian Wanderings of Kate Walker
72 days ago
VampKyrie wrote: Please add "De Molen Hutje & Mutje Woodford Reserve Barrel Aged". A disreputable source in The Bar on the corner of every region recommended them for beef soup pairing.
Never heard of it. Is that a red, dish water, or what?
*phones The Local Supermarket*
Add an barrel of "De Molen Hutje & Mutje Woodford Reserve Barrel Aged" rotgut to our order for delivery.
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The Often Mistaken for an Angel of VampKyrie
72 days ago
Kate Walker wrote: Never heard of it. Is that a red, dish water, or what?
*phones The Local Supermarket*
Add an barrel of "De Molen Hutje & Mutje Woodford Reserve Barrel Aged" rotgut to our order for delivery.
It's a strong ale. I don't believe it's brewed currently, but possibly the supermarket has a few bottles still.
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The Syberian Wanderings of Kate Walker
71 days ago
VampKyrie wrote: It's a strong ale. I don't believe it's brewed currently, but possibly the supermarket has a few bottles still.
What??? I ordered a barrel! I based that off of your information. You need to fix. *nods*
VampKyrie
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The New Incarnation of The Queendom of Myself
71 days ago
Good morning, House!
It's Friday and that means doughnuts. We have plain, glazed, chocolate, chocolate glazed, sprinkles, sprinkles on vanilla cream, sprinkles on chocolate cream, jelly filled, cream filled, lemon surprise filled, sour cream, eclairs, apple fritters, and several others I haven't identified yet. These appear to be alfalfa, and oh, look, some ramen noodle ones! If there's any mint, I hope they aren't relatives, ARB.
There are lots of beverages, and even more hugs. Enjoy!
There's enough for everyone, so no fighting.
The Voice of ARB, VampKyrie, Pigs Sheep and Wolves, and Kate Walker
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The Often Mistaken for an Angel of VampKyrie
71 days ago
Kate Walker wrote: What??? I ordered a barrel! I based that off of your information. You need to fix. *nods*
Grabs some chocolate glazed ,and flies across the meadow to The Local Supermarket.
Kate Walker
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The Syberian Wanderings of Kate Walker
71 days ago
*takes a stock pot of beef broth out of the ice box and puts it on the range, waits for her grocery order to arrive*
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The Rabbit Hole Speleology of Alice Pleasance Liddell
71 days ago
Has anyone seen a white rabbit dressed in a red waistcoat carrying a large gold watch?
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The Three Sheets to the Wind of Bilge Rat Ronnie
71 days ago
Alice Pleasance Liddell wrote: Has anyone seen a white rabbit dressed in a red waistcoat carrying a large gold watch?
Yeah, but I was pretty drunk at the time.
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The Often Mistaken for an Angel of VampKyrie
71 days ago
Kate Walker wrote: *takes a stock pot of beef broth out of the ice box and puts it on the range, waits for her grocery order to arrive*
The bag boy was sound asleep. I found your list, got the stuff, and left a note. They know we're good for it.
Bilge Rat Ronnie wrote: Yeah, but I was pretty drunk at the time.
It'd been more newsworthy if you'd been sober. ARE you ever sober?
Alice Pleasance Liddell wrote: Has anyone seen a white rabbit dressed in a red waistcoat carrying a large gold watch?
I've seen some weird stuff including an 8 legged horse but not a rabbit with a gold watch.
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The New Incarnation of The Queendom of Myself
70 days ago
Alice Pleasance Liddell wrote: Has anyone seen a white rabbit dressed in a red waistcoat carrying a large gold watch?
No, I have not. We are also missing Cottontail. We fear it was the zombies. Good luck in finding your friend.
This morning, we are serving pancakes - regular, buckwheat, crepes, tortitas - and many delicious toppings for them.
There's hot beverages, and warm hugs, as well as cooler libations. Enjoy!
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The Syberian Wanderings of Kate Walker
70 days ago
Alice Pleasance Liddell wrote: Has anyone seen a white rabbit dressed in a red waistcoat carrying a large gold watch?
No, I haven't. You might try looking in the 100 acre wood.
VampKyrie wrote: The bag boy was sound asleep. I found your list, got the stuff, and left a note. They know we're good for it.
It'd been more newsworthy if you'd been sober. ARE you ever sober?
I've seen some weird stuff including an 8 legged horse but not a rabbit with a gold watch.
Thank You. I'll get started making dinner this afternoon.
The Queendom of Myself wrote: No, I have not. We are also missing Cottontail. We fear it was the zombies. Good luck in finding your friend.
This morning, we are serving pancakes - regular, buckwheat, crepes, tortitas - and many delicious toppings for them.
There's hot beverages, and warm hugs, as well as cooler libations. Enjoy!
*helps herself to the Buckwheat Pancakes and the smothers them with Karo Syrup, sets her plate down on the dining room table and hugs Her Majesty*
The Voice of ARB and Alice Pleasance Liddell
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The Three Sheets to the Wind of Bilge Rat Ronnie
70 days ago
VampKyrie wrote: It'd been more newsworthy if you'd been sober. ARE you ever sober?
I've seen some weird stuff including an 8 legged horse but not a rabbit with a gold watch.
Am I ever sober asks the woman who sees horses with legs like an octopus?
Let's get some pancakes, soak them in rum, and invent mythical creatures.
The Voice of ARB and Kate Walker
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The Rabbit Hole Speleology of Alice Pleasance Liddell
70 days ago
Bilge Rat Ronnie wrote: Yeah, but I was pretty drunk at the time.
I'm sorry, but that was no help at all. :(
VampKyrie wrote: I've seen some weird stuff including an 8 legged horse but not a rabbit with a gold watch.
Thank you. :(
The Queendom of Myself wrote: No, I have not. We are also missing Cottontail. We fear it was the zombies. Good luck in finding your friend.
Thank you. :(
Kate Walker wrote: No, I haven't. You might try looking in the 100 acre wood.
Thank you. Which way is that.
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The Socially Acceptable Remnants of The Voice of ARB
70 days ago
Alice Pleasance Liddell wrote: Has anyone seen a white rabbit dressed in a red waistcoat carrying a large gold watch?
Welcome to The House at Pooh Corner, Alice. As you may have noticed, we have a far nicer queen here than the others with which you may be familiar. In fact, we have two of them, though you might have to drink something unusual to be able to talk with her, or even recognize her. *Points to Sean Bean Ant Gift for Miley Cyrus*
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The Syberian Wanderings of Kate Walker
69 days ago
Alice Pleasance Liddell wrote: Thank you. Which way is that.
*looks up from her work, puts down her knife and leads Alice out to the front porch and points* Thataway.
The Voice of ARB, The Queendom of Myself, and Alice Pleasance Liddell
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The New Incarnation of The Queendom of Myself
69 days ago
The Voice of ARB wrote: Welcome to The House at Pooh Corner, Alice. As you may have noticed, we have a far nicer queen here than the others with which you may be familiar. In fact, we have two of them, though you might have to drink something unusual to be able to talk with her, or even recognize her. *Points to Sean Bean Ant Gift for Miley Cyrus*
You might want to talk to Pimply Bag Boy
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The New Incarnation of The Queendom of Myself
69 days ago
My overly eager lap top decided to post before I announced the breakfast menu.
Today, we have hugs.
There's coffee, tea, cocoa, milk, juice, water, breakfast stout, rum, and mimosas.
We're serving vegan sausage and bacon, along with homemade biscuits and gravy. There are eggs, which I will cook any way you like. We also have a wide variety of sauces and toppings for the food and drink.
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The Spheres of Beige Ovoid Things
69 days ago
Alice Pleasance Liddell wrote: Which way is that.
Kate Walker wrote: *looks up from her work, puts down her knife and leads Alice out to the front porch and points* Thataway.
Roll around Alice Pleasance Liddell, chiming happily, showing off their festive holiday paints, trying to indicate that they will help her look for bunnies.
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The Holiday Food Removal of Sean Bean Ant Gift for Miley Cyrus
69 days ago
Beige Ovoid Things wrote: Roll around Alice Pleasance Liddell, chiming happily, showing off their festive holiday paints, trying to indicate that they will help her look for bunnies.
Reinforce walls to protect their queen from rolling rocks. Send scouts out to inspect the new visitor and to look for rabbits with watches.
The Voice of ARB, Beige Ovoid Things, Kate Walker, and Alice Pleasance Liddell
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The Three Sheets to the Wind of Bilge Rat Ronnie
69 days ago
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Alice Pleasance Liddell wrote: I'm sorry, but that was no help at all.
I get that a lot. Would you like some rum? It helps me cope with life here.
I'll ask over in The Bar on the corner of every region for you. They've got a carrot goddess. She might attract mythical lagomorphs.
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The Rabbit Hole Speleology of Alice Pleasance Liddell
69 days ago
The Voice of ARB wrote: Welcome to The House at Pooh Corner, Alice. As you may have noticed, we have a far nicer queen here than the others with which you may be familiar. In fact, we have two of them, though you might have to drink something unusual to be able to talk with her, or even recognize her. *Points to Sean Bean Ant Gift for Miley Cyrus*
Thank You for your welcome. I'm off of unusual things to drink. My Mum won't have any of it.
Kate Walker wrote: *looks up from her work, puts down her knife and leads Alice out to the front porch and points* Thataway.
Thank You for your help. *starts to walk in the indicated direction*
Beige Ovoid Things wrote: Roll around Alice Pleasance Liddell, chiming happily, showing off their festive holiday paints, trying to indicate that they will help her look for bunnies.
*tries to avoid the rolling things so that she won't be injured while walking towards the wood*
Bilge Rat Ronnie wrote: I get that a lot. Would you like some rum? It helps me cope with life here.
I'll ask over in The Bar on the corner of every region for you. They've got a carrot goddess. She might attract mythical lagomorphs.
No thank you! I'm off of alcoholic beverages. My Mum won't have any of it.
The Voice of ARB, VampKyrie, Beige Ovoid Things, and Kate Walker
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The Socially Acceptable Remnants of The Voice of ARB
69 days ago
Alice Pleasance Liddell wrote: No thank you! I'm off of alcoholic beverages. My Mum won't have any of it.
How does your Mum feel about mint jelly? *Holds out a jar of some glowing green substance*
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The Often Mistaken for an Angel of VampKyrie
69 days ago
Alice Pleasance Liddell wrote:
*tries to avoid the rolling things so that she won't be injured while walking towards the wood*

The Beige Ovoid Thingsare very careful. You are quite safe with them. They're very protective, so they will keep things like heffalumps, woozils, and zombies away from you.
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The Socially Acceptable Remnants of The Voice of ARB
69 days ago
VampKyrie wrote: The Beige Ovoid Thingsare very careful. You are quite safe with them. They're very protective, so they will keep things like heffalumps, woozils, and zombies away from you.
How do they do with Jabberwocks?
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The Coffee Connoisseurs of Bearistotle and Hebert
69 days ago
The Voice of ARB wrote: How do they do with Jabberwocks?
Oh, crud. Are they back?
The Voice of ARB and Kate Walker
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The Syberian Wanderings of Kate Walker
68 days ago
The Voice of ARB wrote: How do they do with Jabberwocks?
OMG!!! *runs around the House shuttering and closing windows and locking and baring the doors*
Bearistotle and Hebert wrote: Oh, crud. Are they back?
What are we to do to protect ourselves? I could send for the Mastodons from Syberia?
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The New Incarnation of The Queendom of Myself
68 days ago
The Voice of ARB wrote: How do they do with Jabberwocks?
Bearistotle and Hebert wrote: Oh, crud. Are they back?
Kate Walker wrote: OMG!!! *runs around the House shuttering and closing windows and locking and baring the doors*
What are we to do to protect ourselves? I could send for the Mastodons from Syberia?
We're fine. Someone slew the Jabberwock ages ago. The Vorpal Sword is in the attic. I believe The Voice of ARB was having a little joke.
Here, have some tea and take a few deep breaths.
I'm making buckwheat pancakes and karo syrup, as well as regular pancakes and there's always a wide variety of syrups to choose among.
There's tea, coffee, cocoa, milk, juice, breakfast stout, mimosas, and water.
And hugs.
The Voice of ARB, Bearistotle and Hebert, Sean Bean Ant Gift for Miley Cyrus, and Kate Walker
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The Socially Acceptable Remnants of The Voice of ARB
68 days ago
The Queendom of Myself wrote: I believe The Voice of ARB was having a little joke.

Me? Joke? Whoever heard of such a thing?
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The Coffee Connoisseurs of Bearistotle and Hebert
68 days ago
The Voice of ARB wrote: Me? Joke? Whoever heard of such a thing?
Hide behind The Voice of ARB. Feel a bit like they're hiding behind the Wizard of Oz. Pull curtains over themselves.
The Voice of ARB and Kate Walker
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The Often Mistaken for an Angel of VampKyrie
68 days ago
The Voice of ARB wrote: How do they do with Jabberwocks?
They kept the zombies out. I'm sure they'd do fine with Jabberwocks. They look meek, but they're pretty hard.
Kate Walker wrote: OMG!!! *runs around the House shuttering and closing windows and locking and baring the doors*
What are we to do to protect ourselves? I could send for the Mastodons from Syberia?
Do we have enough food for mastadons?
Bearistotle and Hebert wrote: Hide behind The Voice of ARB. Feel a bit like they're hiding behind the Wizard of Oz. Pull curtains over themselves.
Shall I retrieve the Vorpal blade from the attic? Would that make you feel better?
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The Three Sheets to the Wind of Bilge Rat Ronnie
68 days ago
Alice Pleasance Liddell wrote: Thank You for your welcome. I'm off of unusual things to drink. My Mum won't have any of it.
Thank You for your help. *starts to walk in the indicated direction*
*tries to avoid the rolling things so that she won't be injured while walking towards the wood*
No thank you! I'm off of alcoholic beverages. My Mum won't have any of it.
I wasn't offering it to your mum. Just for medicinal purposes.
The Voice of ARB, VampKyrie, and Kate Walker
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The Syberian Wanderings of Kate Walker
68 days ago
The Queendom of Myself wrote: We're fine. Someone slew the Jabberwock ages ago. The Vorpal Sword is in the attic. I believe The Voice of ARB was having a little joke.
Here, have some tea and take a few deep breaths.
I'm making buckwheat pancakes and karo syrup, as well as regular pancakes and there's always a wide variety of syrups to choose among.
There's tea, coffee, cocoa, milk, juice, breakfast stout, mimosas, and water.
And hugs.
*breaths into a paper sack and calms down, helps herself to a plate full of Buckwheat Pancakes, smothers them with Karo Syrup, fills a beaker with tea and sits down at the Kitchen table to eat*
VampKyrie wrote: Do we have enough food for mastadons?
The Mastodons will be alright outside. After all, they are herbivores and forage beneath the snow for grass in Syberia.
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The New Incarnation of The Queendom of Myself
67 days ago
The Voice of ARB wrote: Me? Joke? Whoever heard of such a thing?
Upon occasion, we have heard you jest.
Bearistotle and Hebert wrote: Hide behind The Voice of ARB. Feel a bit like they're hiding behind the Wizard of Oz. Pull curtains over themselves.
Pick up Bearries and set the curtains aside to be rehung.
Kate Walker wrote: *breaths into a paper sack and calms down, helps herself to a plate full of Buckwheat Pancakes, smothers them with Karo Syrup, fills a beaker with tea and sits down at the Kitchen table to eat*
The Mastodons will be alright outside. After all, they are herbivores and forage beneath the snow for grass in Syberia.
Glances out the currently uncovered window.
We see the mastodons are settling in nicely.
Put the bears to work making coffee, tea, and cocoa.
As soon as that's ready, we'll have breakfast. There're poppyseed muffins, fudge center muffins, and cinnamon-apple muffins. We'll fix eggs any way people want them. There are many hugs to be given, as well.
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The Socially Acceptable Remnants of The Voice of ARB
67 days ago
The Queendom of Myself wrote: Upon occasion, we have heard you jest.
Moi?
The Queendom of Myself wrote: There're poppyseed muffins, fudge center muffins, and cinnamon-apple muffins. We'll fix eggs any way people want them. There are many hugs to be given, as well.
*Enjoys some scrambled eggs with a cinnamon-apple muffin, a cup of cocoa and a hug.*
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The Syberian Wanderings of Kate Walker
67 days ago
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The Queendom of Myself wrote: Glances out the currently uncovered window.
We see the mastodons are settling in nicely.
Yes, they are quite quiet and unobtrusive as a rule, but when threatened they can be a force to be reckoned with.
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The Coffee Connoisseurs of Bearistotle and Hebert
67 days ago
Ponder if they can ride the mastodons.
Climb the counter to make coffee and tea.
Yes, we would feel better if our resident warrior was holding the Vorpal Blade.
Has anyone heard from Alice Pleasance Liddell? Is she safe?
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The Three Sheets to the Wind of Bilge Rat Ronnie
67 days ago
The Voice of ARB wrote: Me? Joke? Whoever heard of such a thing?
For twenty bucks, I'll deny I've ever seen you even smile.
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The Herd of Muskoxen
67 days ago
How many bucks to say the Jolly Roger doesn't smile either?
Mastodons and muskoxen frolicking together on the steppe, mass hysteria!
https://www.beringia.com/exhibits/ice-age-animals
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The Syberian Wanderings of Kate Walker
67 days ago
Bearistotle and Hebert wrote: Has anyone heard from Alice Pleasance Liddell? Is she safe?
I haven't seen her since the Jabberwocky scare. She was walking towards the 100 Acre Wood and is probably hiding outside somewhere. Let's form a search party and look for her.
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The Socially Acceptable Remnants of The Voice of ARB
67 days ago
Bilge Rat Ronnie wrote: For twenty bucks, I'll deny I've ever seen you even smile.
Just call me Cheshire. And what would you do with all that venison, anyway?
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The Three Sheets to the Wind of Bilge Rat Ronnie
67 days ago
Muskoxen wrote: How many bucks to say the Jolly Roger doesn't smile either?
Mastodons and muskoxen frolicking together on the steppe, mass hysteria!
https://www.beringia.com/exhibits/ice-age-animals
They do seem a jolly group.
Kate Walker wrote: I haven't seen her since the Jabberwocky scare. She was walking towards the 100 Acre Wood and is probably hiding outside somewhere. Let's form a search party and look for her.
I'll check the liquor cabinet.
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The Three Sheets to the Wind of Bilge Rat Ronnie
67 days ago
The Voice of ARB wrote: Just call me Cheshire. And what would you do with all that venison, anyway?
Will you remember that's your nickname?
Me and the bucks are having a stag party.
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The Often Mistaken for an Angel of VampKyrie
67 days ago
Kate Walker wrote: I haven't seen her since the Jabberwocky scare. She was walking towards the 100 Acre Wood and is probably hiding outside somewhere. Let's form a search party and look for her.
Hefts blade and stands by the door, waiting for everyone else to turn up.
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The Three Sheets to the Wind of Bilge Rat Ronnie
67 days ago
Lake of Fur wrote: Descended from a proud line of space-faring Angoras.
*Waggles his long ears and does an exaggerated 'bunny hop' behind the bar*
Can't hop too well in these loafers, sorry.
*He adjusts his suspenders and vest, which have moved into uncomfortable positions during the jumping*
But, yeah, I'm a six foot tall white Angora rabbit tending bar.
*Checks his pocket-watch before clapping it shut and slipping it back into his vest pocket*
Right where I need to be at this particular moment in time.
Which reminds me, I wonder what Nick Colby is doing right now, wherever he is?
Yo!!!!!!! Alice Pleasance Liddell!!!!!!!!! Found yer bunny!!!!!!!
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The Unfathomable Depths of Lake of Fur
67 days ago
The Bar on the corner of every region
Bilge Rat Ronnie wrote: Found yer bunny!!!!!!!
*The house lights dim, the slowly-turning mirrored globe is illuminated, sending sparkles of light shimmering into the leaves of the trees, and into the rose-colored spotlight clomps Lake of Fur on six-inch-high platform shoes, the bell-bottoms of his zoot suit flaring absurdly, matched only by the ridiculously wide lapels of his suit jacket, which hangs amply on his furry frame*
Ladies.
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The New Incarnation of The Queendom of Myself
66 days ago
The Voice of ARB wrote: Moi?
*Enjoys some scrambled eggs with a cinnamon-apple muffin, a cup of cocoa and a hug.*
Yes.
Kate Walker wrote: I haven't seen her since the Jabberwocky scare. She was walking towards the 100 Acre Wood and is probably hiding outside somewhere. Let's form a search party and look for her.
Prepares muffins to go, and several thermoses of warm beverages.
Lake of Fur wrote: *The house lights dim, the slowly-turning mirrored globe is illuminated, sending sparkles of light shimmering into the leaves of the trees, and into the rose-colored spotlight clomps Lake of Fur on six-inch-high platform shoes, the bell-bottoms of his zoot suit flaring absurdly, matched only by the ridiculously wide lapels of his suit jacket, which hangs amply on his furry frame*
Ladies.
Offers their guest some carrot muffins.
It will be an interesting day at the House. For those not going on the rescue mission, I'll enlist your aid in making soup and grilled cheese for the party's return.
Be careful out there.
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The Holiday Food Removal of Sean Bean Ant Gift for Miley Cyrus
66 days ago
A battalion of army ants march off, following Alice's trail.
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The Three Sheets to the Wind of Bilge Rat Ronnie
66 days ago
So, how does one make grilled cheese, Your Majesty?
What? Someone has to stay and guard the rabbit.
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The Spheres of Beige Ovoid Things
66 days ago
The Voice of ARB wrote: How do they do with Jabberwocks?
Form words. "We bowl them over."
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The Often Mistaken for an Angel of VampKyrie
66 days ago
Joins the expedition.
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The Unfathomable Depths of Lake of Fur
66 days ago
The Bar on the corner of every region
Makes grilled-cheese sandwiches.
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The Coffee Connoisseurs of Bearistotle and Hebert
66 days ago
Lake of Fur wrote: *The house lights dim, the slowly-turning mirrored globe is illuminated, sending sparkles of light shimmering into the leaves of the trees, and into the rose-colored spotlight clomps Lake of Fur on six-inch-high platform shoes, the bell-bottoms of his zoot suit flaring absurdly, matched only by the ridiculously wide lapels of his suit jacket, which hangs amply on his furry frame*
Ladies.
Cover their eyes with their paws.
Lake of Fur wrote: Makes grilled-cheese sandwiches.
Opt to stir soup. Concerned about the disco ball that seems to follow Lake of Fur around the House.
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The Unfathomable Depths of Lake of Fur
66 days ago
The Bar on the corner of every region
Bearistotle and Hebert wrote: Concerned about the disco ball that seems to follow Lake of Fur around the House.
♫ "Whether you're a brother
Or whether you're a mother,
You're stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Feel the city breakin'
And everybody shakin',
And we're stayin' alive, stayin' alive." ♫
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The Syberian Wanderings of Kate Walker
66 days ago
Lake of Fur wrote: ♫ "Whether you're a brother
Or whether you're a mother,
You're stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Feel the city breakin'
And everybody shakin',
And we're stayin' alive, stayin' alive." ♫
Tell me, how many polyesters did the have to kill to make your leisure suit? Also, don't break an ankle wearing thos platform shoes.
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The Unfathomable Depths of Lake of Fur
66 days ago
The Bar on the corner of every region
Kate Walker wrote: Tell me, how many polyesters did the have to kill to make your leisure suit?
*Boogies on over to her and croons*
♫ "In the year 2525
What will be in fashion?
Maybe big lapels and twenty-two inch bells
That's when I plan to cash in
'Cause I'll be getting in my leisure suit
Sweating in my leisure suit
Didn't want it then
But now I'll wear that suit again..." ♫
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The Often Mistaken for an Angel of VampKyrie
66 days ago
Lake of Fur wrote: *Boogies on over to her and croons*
♫ "In the year 2525
What will be in fashion?
Maybe big lapels and twenty-two inch bells
That's when I plan to cash in
'Cause I'll be getting in my leisure suit
Sweating in my leisure suit
Didn't want it then
But now I'll wear that suit again..." ♫
Not the lyrics I'm familiar with. Showing my age by citing Zagar and Evans.
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The Syberian Wanderings of Kate Walker
66 days ago
Speaking of old rubbish, Leisure Suit Larry had to be one of the sleaziest games that wa ever made. My brother couldn't stop playing it.
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The Unfathomable Depths of Lake of Fur
66 days ago
The Bar on the corner of every region
*Makes tomato soup to go with the grilled cheese sandwiches*
I'm going to dice some extra fresh tomatoes to zest it up.
Kate Walker wrote: Leisure Suit Larry
I played that.
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The Principality of Sheenah
66 days ago
*A flurry of motion and a bright flash of colors open up a rift near the ceiling. A slim figure in a tattered white dress tumbles from the rift, along with several white rocks and a stuffed dove. They float halfway to the floor gently before gravity seems to kick in, sending the figure and collection of objects to the ground with a distinct
'thud'.
She lays on the floor, blinking a moment and then sits up.
Oh, dear.
I've made a mess, haven't I?
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The Syberian Wanderings of Kate Walker
65 days ago
Lake of Fur wrote: I played that.
It figures. Most guys did. :(
Sheenah wrote: *She lays on the floor, blinking a moment and then sits up.
Oh, dear.
I've made a mess, haven't I?
*runs over and helps Sheenah to her feet*
Girl, are you alright? That was a startling entrance that you made. Don't worry about the mess, that's nothing when compared to your health and well being.
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