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The House at Pooh Corner RMB Partial Save, Vol. Four

The Coffee Connoisseurs of Bearistotle and Hebert
96 days ago
We'regettinganembassywithacoffeeshop!!!!!!!!!
The Voice of ARB, The Queendom of Myself, Kate Walker, and Pimply Bag Boy
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The Equal Union of Lushie
96 days ago
What did I miss?
Kate Walker and Pimply Bag Boy
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The Often Mistaken for an Angel of VampKyrie
96 days ago
A haughty princess, buckwheat pancakes, and you haven't missed the potential coffee source.
Kate Walker and Pimply Bag Boy
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The New Incarnation of The Queendom of Myself
95 days ago
Good morning, house!
It's feeling a bit cool outside, and the leaves are changing.
Who'd like an apple spice muffin? Cinnamon roll? Pumpkin spice? A hug?
And the beverage of your choice, of course.
The Voice of ARB, Kate Walker, and Pimply Bag Boy
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The Syberian Wanderings of Kate Walker
95 days ago
The Queendom of Myself wrote: Good morning, house!
It's feeling a bit cool outside, and the leaves are changing.
This calls for the start of Soup Season. *drags out the stock pots*
The Queendom of Myself, Bearistotle and Hebert, and Pimply Bag Boy
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The Socially Acceptable Remnants of The Voice of ARB
95 days ago
The Queendom of Myself wrote: Good morning, house!
It's feeling a bit cool outside, and the leaves are changing.
Who'd like an apple spice muffin? Cinnamon roll? Pumpkin spice? A hug?
And the beverage of your choice, of course.
An apple spice muffin and a hug please. And, in honor of the season, a cup of cocoa. Without pumpkin spice, in case you were considering it.
The Queendom of Myself, Bearistotle and Hebert, Kate Walker, and Pimply Bag Boy
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The Coffee Connoisseurs of Bearistotle and Hebert
95 days ago
Kate Walker wrote: This calls for the start of Soup Season. *drags out the stock pots*
We'll help!!!!!!!
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The Often Mistaken for an Angel of VampKyrie
95 days ago
Eye of newt and tongue of toad?
What ARE you making????
Kate Walker and Pimply Bag Boy
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The Three Sheets to the Wind of Bilge Rat Ronnie
95 days ago
Lushie wrote: What did I miss?
You didn't miss a thing.
Kate Walker and Pimply Bag Boy
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The Herd of Muskoxen
95 days ago
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VampKyrie wrote: Eye of newt and tongue of toad?
What ARE you making????
Add some hákarl. Fermented shark makes every witch brew extra tasty.
To the esteemed public we would like to point out that we've spotted (and exchanged a telegram with) a cousin far away. A Muskox. Isn't it enchanting?
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The Coffee Connoisseurs of Bearistotle and Hebert
95 days ago
Muskoxen wrote: Add some hákarl. Fermented shark makes every witch brew extra tasty.
To the esteemed public we would like to point out that we've spotted (and exchanged a telegram with) a cousin far away. A Muskox. Isn't it enchanting?
Isn't it nice to find relatives?
The Voice of ARB, Muskoxen, Kate Walker, and Pimply Bag Boy
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The Syberian Wanderings of Kate Walker
94 days ago
Bearistotle and Hebert wrote: We'll help!!!!!!!
Thanks! I'll need a few things from the Local Supermarket so let me make out a shopping list. *starts writing*
Here you go. I'll start setting up the kitchen.
Pimply Bag Boy
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The Carolling Colony of GoodKingWenceslas
94 days ago
Christmas
Did someone say cinnamon roll?
oh most kind hosts, may I have one?
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The New Incarnation of The Queendom of Myself
94 days ago
GoodKingWenceslas wrote: Did someone say cinnamon roll?
oh most kind hosts, may I have one?
You most certainly may. Take as many as you wish.
I'm making tomato soup and grilled cheese for lunch, while Bearries do the shopping.
The Voice of ARB, Kate Walker, Pimply Bag Boy, and GoodKingWenceslas
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The Socially Acceptable Remnants of The Voice of ARB
94 days ago
The Queendom of Myself wrote: I'm making tomato soup and grilled cheese for lunch, while Bearries do the shopping.
I wish I were REALLY having lunch with you today. And not just to gaze at the wondrous royal silver either.
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The Minimum Wage Efforts of Pimply Bag Boy
94 days ago
The Local Supermarket
The Queendom of Myself wrote: ...while Bearries do the shopping.
*From the direction of the supermarket the bag boy and the two bears tumble along into the meadow pulling a wagon full of baking supplies; sacks of flour and paper bags loaded with vegetables, meat wrapped in butcher's paper, assorted jars and bottles of spices, nesting around cartons of fresh eggs, all well-stacked and balanced*
I've been invited to dinner and was told I could sing. Dancing was still on the negotiating table.
The Queendom of Myself, VampKyrie, Bearistotle and Hebert, and Kate Walker
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The Often Mistaken for an Angel of VampKyrie
94 days ago
Pimply Bag Boy wrote: *From the direction of the supermarket the bag boy and the two bears tumble along into the meadow pulling a wagon full of baking supplies; sacks of flour and paper bags loaded with vegetables, meat wrapped in butcher's paper, assorted jars and bottles of spices, nesting around cartons of fresh eggs, all well-stacked and balanced*
I've been invited to dinner and was told I could sing. Dancing was still on the negotiating table.
Singing for your supper now?
Kate Walker and Pimply Bag Boy
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The Minimum Wage Efforts of Pimply Bag Boy
94 days ago
The Local Supermarket
VampKyrie wrote: Singing for your supper now?
I could, if you want. But I sing to keep the music from building up inside and making my eyes explode. Or sometimes I just get runny poops.
Kate Walker
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The Coffee Connoisseurs of Bearistotle and Hebert
94 days ago
Pimply Bag Boy wrote: I could, if you want. But I sing to keep the music from building up inside and making my eyes explode. Or sometimes I just get runny poops.
Whisper "Oversharing of information."
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The Minimum Wage Efforts of Pimply Bag Boy
94 days ago
The Local Supermarket
Bearistotle and Hebert wrote: Whisper "Oversharing of information."
Should I just tell them in a song?
*Draws in a breath-*
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The New Incarnation of The Queendom of Myself
93 days ago
Pimply Bag Boy wrote: Should I just tell them in a song?
*Draws in a breath-*
No, dear, that won't be necessary.
Here, have a muffin and something warm to drink. You spent the night. Do you need to scurry back to the Supermarket after breakfast?
We've got oatmeal bran muffins, chocolate chip muffins, and cranapple muffins.
Who'd like a hug?
The Voice of ARB, VampKyrie, Kate Walker, and Pimply Bag Boy
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The Syberian Wanderings of Kate Walker
93 days ago
Pimply Bag Boy wrote: *From the direction of the supermarket the bag boy and the two bears tumble along into the meadow pulling a wagon full of baking supplies; sacks of flour and paper bags loaded with vegetables, meat wrapped in butcher's paper, assorted jars and bottles of spices, nesting around cartons of fresh eggs, all well-stacked and balanced*
*patiently waits for Bearsie to bring the ingredients so that she can start making the soup*
VampKyrie wrote: Singing for your supper now?
"Sing for your supper and you'll get breakfast..."
VampKyrie and Pimply Bag Boy
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The Socially Acceptable Remnants of The Voice of ARB
93 days ago
Pimply Bag Boy wrote: I've been invited to dinner and was told I could sing. Dancing was still on the negotiating table.
NO dancing on the table!
VampKyrie, Kate Walker, and Pimply Bag Boy
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The Socially Acceptable Remnants of The Voice of ARB
93 days ago
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Pimply Bag Boy wrote: I sing to keep the music from building up inside and making my eyes explode. Or sometimes I just get runny poops.
Good job of not letting stuff build up inside and then exploding! That sounds even more unpleasant than...uh...that other thing.
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The Minimum Wage Efforts of Pimply Bag Boy
93 days ago
The Local Supermarket
The Queendom of Myself wrote: Do you need to scurry back to the Supermarket after breakfast?
I got lots of time, my shift doesn't start till this afternoon.
*Helps himself to a chocolate chip muffin and a hug*
The Queendom of Myself and Kate Walker
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The Coffee Connoisseurs of Bearistotle and Hebert
93 days ago
Wave byebye to Lushie.
We hope you enjoy Agora. Come visit anytime!
VampKyrie, Kate Walker, and Pimply Bag Boy
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The Hasselbackspotatis Älskare of Pigeon Phorge
93 days ago
The Peaceful Coffee Shop In Chicago
Embassy established between The Peaceful Coffee Shop In Chicago and The House at Pooh Corner
Thank you for choosing Chicago as your tourist destination. We're not going to put up any billboards or anything, but we are interested in an exchange of baked goods and coffee drinks.
The Voice of ARB, The Queendom of Myself, VampKyrie, Bearistotle and Hebert, and 3 others
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The Coffee Connoisseurs of Bearistotle and Hebert
93 days ago
Pigeon Phorge wrote: Embassy established between The Peaceful Coffee Shop In Chicago and The House at Pooh Corner
Thank you for choosing Chicago as your tourist destination. We're not going to put up any billboards or anything, but we are interested in an exchange of baked goods and coffee drinks.
We are,too. Specifically coffee being placed inside us!
Pigs Sheep and Wolves, Kate Walker, Pigeon Phorge, and Pimply Bag Boy
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The Often Mistaken for an Angel of VampKyrie
93 days ago
Kate Walker wrote: *patiently waits for Bearsie to bring the ingredients so that she can start making the soup*
"Sing for your supper and you'll get breakfast..."
I think they've gone to the coffee shop. There are several little red wagons of food prep stuff in the mudroom. Want me to start putting it away?
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The Coffee Connoisseurs of Bearistotle and Hebert
93 days ago
VampKyrie wrote: I think they've gone to the coffee shop. There are several little red wagons of food prep stuff in the mudroom. Want me to start putting it away?
Ooops! So sorry! Let us wash our paws and we'll help!
Kate Walker and Pimply Bag Boy
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The Three Sheets to the Wind of Bilge Rat Ronnie
93 days ago
What are we making? Rum balls?
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The New Incarnation of The Queendom of Myself
92 days ago
Good morning, House! It's Friday! That means billions of doughnuts, and coffee, and hugs.
I'm making potato soup, and Kate seems to be making every kind of soup she can think of. We're not sure what Ronnie is making.
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The Socially Acceptable Remnants of The Voice of ARB
92 days ago
The Queendom of Myself wrote: Good morning, House! It's Friday! That means billions of doughnuts, and coffee, and hugs.
I'm making potato soup, and Kate seems to be making every kind of soup she can think of. We're not sure what Ronnie is making.
Billions of hugs will keep you very, very busy. I only need one.
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The Syberian Wanderings of Kate Walker
92 days ago
VampKyrie wrote: I think they've gone to the coffee shop. There are several little red wagons of food prep stuff in the mudroom. Want me to start putting it away?
Thank you. You can bring it directly into the kitchen and lay the items out on the counter.
Bearistotle and Hebert wrote: Ooops! So sorry! Let us wash our paws and we'll help!
Start chopping the onions if you please and slice the carrots and celery. Put each of them in one of the smaller stock pots.
The Queendom of Myself wrote: Good morning, House! It's Friday! That means billions of doughnuts, and coffee, and hugs.
I'm making potato soup, and Kate seems to be making every kind of soup she can think of. We're not sure what Ronnie is making.
*helps herself to some donut holes to go with her morning tea*
Probably a mess because of all of the rum that's being tasted.
*places several of the largest stock pots on the kitchen range, places large dollops of rendered bacon fat in each, turns the heat on it's highest setting, when the fat is beginning to sizzle, drops the beef neckbones in and begins to brown them*
The Queendom of Myself and Pimply Bag Boy
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The Coffee Connoisseurs of Bearistotle and Hebert
92 days ago
Kate Walker wrote: Thank you. You can bring it directly into the kitchen and lay the items out on the counter.
Start chopping the onions if you please and slice the carrots and celery. Put each of them in one of the smaller stock pots.
*helps herself to some donut holes to go with her morning tea*
Probably a mess because of all of the rum that's being tasted.
*places several of the largest stock pots on the kitchen range, places large dollops of rendered bacon fat in each, turns the heat on it's highest setting, when the fat is beginning to sizzle, drops the beef neckbones in and begins to brown them*
One carrot per stock pot? Or all the carrots in one stock pot?
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The Often Mistaken for an Angel of VampKyrie
92 days ago
Soups going to be interesting. I can tell
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The Three Sheets to the Wind of Bilge Rat Ronnie
92 days ago
Kate Walker wrote: Thank you. You can bring it directly into the kitchen and lay the items out on the counter.
Start chopping the onions if you please and slice the carrots and celery. Put each of them in one of the smaller stock pots.
*helps herself to some donut holes to go with her morning tea*
Probably a mess because of all of the rum that's being tasted.
*places several of the largest stock pots on the kitchen range, places large dollops of rendered bacon fat in each, turns the heat on it's highest setting, when the fat is beginning to sizzle, drops the beef neckbones in and begins to brown them*
I can't help making messes. Everything sticks to my ribs.
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The Syberian Wanderings of Kate Walker
92 days ago
Bearistotle and Hebert wrote: One carrot per stock pot? Or all the carrots in one stock pot?
All the carrots in one pot, the celery in another, and the onions in another.
VampKyrie wrote: Soups going to be interesting. I can tell
I'm making the base soup stock now, what comes after will depend on my mood at the time.
Bilge Rat Ronnie wrote: I can't help making messes. Everything sticks to my ribs.
*side eyes* Or to your fingers.
*turns neck bones and continues to brown, takes the herbs and spices, grinds them together in a mortar, and makes her seasoning mix*
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The Coffee Connoisseurs of Bearistotle and Hebert
92 days ago
Kate Walker wrote: All the carrots in one pot, the celery in another, and the onions in another.I'm making the base soup stock now, what comes after will depend on my mood at the time.*side eyes* Or to your fingers.
*turns neck bones and continues to brown, takes the herbs and spices, grinds them together in a mortar, and makes her seasoning mix*
Cooking is so complicated!
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The New Incarnation of The Queendom of Myself
91 days ago
Good morning, House! The kitchen smells wonderful. Kate is making so much soup!!!!
If you're hungry right now, I've made pancakes - regular, blueberry, and buckwheat.
There's coffee, tea, cocoa, mimosas, breakfast stout, juice, milk, and water.
Also there are lots of hugs available!
Bilge Rat Ronnie, The Voice of ARB, VampKyrie, Bearistotle and Hebert, and 2 others
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The Minimum Wage Efforts of Pimply Bag Boy
91 days ago
The Local Supermarket
The Queendom of Myself wrote: Also there are lots of hugs available!
*The bog boy stands in line with a large basket cradled in his arms*
Gonna get me a tall stack of hugs.
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The Coffee Connoisseurs of Bearistotle and Hebert
91 days ago
Pimply Bag Boy wrote: *The bog boy stands in line with a large basket cradled in his arms*
Gonna get me a tall stack of hugs.
Thank goodness for commentary to put it in context. We thought you had become a basket case.
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The Minimum Wage Efforts of Pimply Bag Boy
91 days ago
The Local Supermarket
Bearistotle and Hebert wrote: We thought you had become a basket case.
Become?
*Puts the basket over his head, peeking out between the tightly woven reeds*
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The Syberian Wanderings of Kate Walker
91 days ago
Bearistotle and Hebert wrote: Cooking is so complicated!
Not really. If you follow a good recipe, the result will be good. Where it gets complicated is when you try to come up with something new from scratch.
*the kitchen starts to fill with smoke and the neck bones are browned to the point of being almost black, fills the stock pots with water and brings them to a rolling boil, adds onions, carrots, celery, bay leaves and her seasoning mix and turns the heat down to a simmer, covers the pots with their lids*
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The Often Mistaken for an Angel of VampKyrie
91 days ago
Kate Walker wrote: Not really. If you follow a good recipe, the result will be good. Where it gets complicated is when you try to come up with something new from scratch.
*the kitchen starts to fill with smoke and the neck bones are browned to the point of being almost black, fills the stock pots with water and brings them to a rolling boil, adds onions, carrots, celery, bay leaves and her seasoning mix and turns the heat down to a simmer, covers the pots with their lids*
I've never been able to locate scratch in a grocer. It must not be a Scandinavian thing
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The Syberian Wanderings of Kate Walker
91 days ago
VampKyrie wrote: I've never been able to locate scratch in a grocer. It must not be a Scandinavian thing
You should try looking for nothing.
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The Often Mistaken for an Angel of VampKyrie
91 days ago
Kate Walker wrote: You should try looking for nothing.
I do. Pimply Bag Boy just gets a fit of the giggles and won't help me find it.
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The Minimum Wage Efforts of Pimply Bag Boy
91 days ago
The Local Supermarket
VampKyrie wrote: I do. Pimply Bag Boy just gets a fit of the giggles and won't help me find it.
*Looks innocent, fluttering his eyelashes and stubbornly stubbing the toe of his shoe into the ground*
I'll be good this time... honest.
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The Three Sheets to the Wind of Bilge Rat Ronnie
91 days ago
Pimply Bag Boy wrote: *Looks innocent, fluttering his eyelashes and stubbornly stubbing the toe of his shoe into the ground*
I'll be good this time... honest.
Raises a nonexistent eyebrow.
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The Minimum Wage Efforts of Pimply Bag Boy
91 days ago
The Local Supermarket
Bilge Rat Ronnie wrote: Raises a nonexistent eyebrow.
*Quickly sketches eyebrows on them with a sharpie*
Surprised?
The Voice of ARB, VampKyrie, and Kate Walker
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The New Incarnation of The Queendom of Myself
90 days ago
Good morning, House and guests!
We have everything you need for omelets today. Just tell me what you want in yours, and I'll try to oblige.
The assorted beverages are ready.
I'll give hugs once I finish the omelets. Meanwhile, hug each other.
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The Socially Acceptable Remnants of The Voice of ARB
90 days ago
The Queendom of Myself wrote: Good morning, House and guests!
We have everything you need for omelets today. Just tell me what you want in yours, and I'll try to oblige.
The assorted beverages are ready.
I'll give hugs once I finish the omelets. Meanwhile, hug each other.
*Hugs Bilge Rat Ronnie*
I'd like mushrooms, peppers, onions, and vast quantities of cheddar cheese in mine. *Sighs for the unavailability of socially unacceptable components.* While the eggs are being prepared, I'll have a nice cup of cocoa.
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The Syberian Wanderings of Kate Walker
90 days ago
*tends her soup*
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The Coffee Connoisseurs of Bearistotle and Hebert
90 days ago
Pimply Bag Boy wrote: *Quickly sketches eyebrows on them with a sharpie*
Surprised?
We're surprised she didn't clobber you.
Hug The Voice of ARB and Kate Walker
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The Minimum Wage Efforts of Pimply Bag Boy
90 days ago
The Local Supermarket
The Queendom of Myself wrote: Meanwhile, hug each other.
*Sits on a stump in the meadow with a sign that reads 'Hug Exchange; good rates'*
VampKyrie and Kate Walker
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The Three Sheets to the Wind of Bilge Rat Ronnie
90 days ago
Pimply Bag Boy wrote: *Quickly sketches eyebrows on them with a sharpie*
Surprised?
No, not really.
Any of you ladies have nail polish remover? Or guys? Didn't mean to be sexist.
Hugs The Voice of ARB, Kate Walker, Bearistotle and Hebert, and Ramen And Noodles
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The Minimum Wage Efforts of Pimply Bag Boy
90 days ago
Edited 81 days ago
The Local Supermarket
Bilge Rat Ronnie wrote: Hugs The Voice of ARB, Kate Walker, Bearistotle and Hebert, and Ramen And Noodles
*Sits alone on the stump, his sign drooping as low as his spirits*
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The Coffee Connoisseurs of Bearistotle and Hebert
90 days ago
Pimply Bag Boy wrote: [/i][i]*Sit alone on the stump, his sign drooping as low as his spirits*
*Hug their socially inept friend.*
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The Minimum Wage Efforts of Pimply Bag Boy
90 days ago
The Local Supermarket
Bearistotle and Hebert wrote: *Hug their socially inept friend.*
Larry, Curly, you two are the best stooges a guy could ever have.
*Slips in the mud and lands face-down in a cow pie*
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The Three Sheets to the Wind of Bilge Rat Ronnie
90 days ago
Pimply Bag Boy wrote: Larry, Curly, you two are the best stooges a guy could ever have.
*Slips in the mud and lands face-down in a cow pie*
Impulse control,dude!
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The Holiday Food Removal of Sean Bean Ant Gift for Miley Cyrus
90 days ago
Pimply Bag Boy wrote: Larry, Curly, you two are the best stooges a guy could ever have.
*Slips in the mud and lands face-down in a cow pie*
Call Dung Beetle friends over to assist with clean up.
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The Syberian Wanderings of Kate Walker
89 days ago
*tastes soup and finds it good to taste, turns off heat and simms off excess fat from the top of the soup, removes the now clean neckbones and strains the soup to remove the now overcooked vegetables, returns the soup to its original stock pots and replaces their lids, except for one, places the covered stock pots in the refrigerators and the returns the uncovered one to the range*
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The New Incarnation of The Queendom of Myself
89 days ago
Oh, joy! I see the Zombie Apocalypse is coming. I'll be password protecting the region, and would prefer people research a cure. Kate? Do any of those soups prevent zombie virus?
Meanwhile, there's hugs, warm beverages, and assorted muffins.
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The Minimum Wage Efforts of Pimply Bag Boy
89 days ago
The Local Supermarket
The Queendom of Myself wrote: I'll be password protecting the region, and would prefer people research a cure.
A cure sounds good. The Supermarket will be doing the same.
Anyone who wants to take their chances out in the open might try their luck at the Bar, which is planning to remain open and cater the event. Bloodlust will be the required attire for the occasion.
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The Often Mistaken for an Angel of VampKyrie
89 days ago
Pimply Bag Boy wrote: A cure sounds good. The Supermarket will be doing the same.
Anyone who wants to take their chances out in the open might try their luck at the Bar, which is planning to remain open and cater the event. Bloodlust will be the required attire for the occasion.
I'll be there to carry off the worthy dead.
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The Three Sheets to the Wind of Bilge Rat Ronnie
89 days ago
I'll be here, defending the homeland, or hiding. Probably eating soup.
Shudders.
Zombies.
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The Syberian Wanderings of Kate Walker
89 days ago
The Queendom of Myself wrote: Oh, joy! I see the Zombie Apocalypse is coming. I'll be password protecting the region, and would prefer people research a cure. Kate? Do any of those soups prevent zombie virus?
There is always Chicken Soup, aka Jewish Penicillin, good for curing man or beast. I'll get started making some right away, but can someone run to the Local Supermarket and bring back some spent hens because there isn't any chicken to be had here even for real money.
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The Often Mistaken for an Angel of VampKyrie
89 days ago
Kate Walker wrote: There is always Chicken Soup, aka Jewish Penicillin, good for curing man or beast. I'll get started making some right away, but can someone run to the Local Supermarket and bring back some spent hens because there isn't any chicken to be had here even for real money.
So, I went over and Pimply Bag Boy sent back some tubes of Tang, and these. He said, "I can spare two, one of which is burnt almost to the rind. The other one's okay, only been used on Sundays to drive to and from church by an old lady from two towns over. I'm helping her out by helping her unload it. Her eyes aren't what they used to be and the other parishioners are going to share carpooling with her from now on, so she doesn't get into an accident." I hope it's what you want, because I think Z Day prep is getting to him.
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The Greatest of The Great Old Ones
88 days ago
Ulthar
If anyone wishes to dedicate themselves to doom and gloom and the clammy embrace of mutual zombie infection, this is what will probably be going on in Ulthar.
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The Socially Acceptable Remnants of The Voice of ARB
88 days ago
The Great Old Ones wrote: If anyone wishes to dedicate themselves to doom and gloom and the clammy embrace of mutual zombie infection, this is what will probably be going on in Ulthar.
As The Great Old Ones well know, there are things far worse than zombies. I imagine some of the denizens of Ulthar eat zombies for breakfast, or perhaps like Popeye eats spinach.
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The New Incarnation of The Queendom of Myself
88 days ago
It's always interesting to see what our allies do on Z-Day.
There's hot coffee, tea, cocoa, cool juice, water, chilled mimosas, milk, and breakfast stout. I understand Tang is also on offer. shudders delicately
We have blueberry, chocolate chip, cinnamon, and cinnamon muffins.
There're also hugs!
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The Spheres of Beige Ovoid Things
88 days ago
The Queendom of Myself wrote: It's always interesting to see what our allies do on Z-Day.
There's hot coffee, tea, cocoa, cool juice, water, chilled mimosas, milk, and breakfast stout. I understand Tang is also on offer. shudders delicately
We have blueberry, chocolate chip, cinnamon, and cinnamon muffins.
There're also hugs!
Accept some platters of muffins to fuel up for Z-day. Immediately flatten them into pancakes. Giggle. Roll out to the perimeters of the region to trip any entering zombies.
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The Warm Red Hat of Nisse
88 days ago
With stout for breakfast, no zombies can pull the wool over my eyes.
Bilge Rat Ronnie, The Queendom of Myself, VampKyrie, Kate Walker, and 2 others
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The Syberian Wanderings of Kate Walker
88 days ago
VampKyrie wrote: So, I went over and Pimply Bag Boy sent back some tubes of Tang, and these. He said, "I can spare two, one of which is burnt almost to the rind. The other one's okay, only been used on Sundays to drive to and from church by an old lady from two towns over. I'm helping her out by helping her unload it. Her eyes aren't what they used to be and the other parishioners are going to share carpooling with her from now on, so she doesn't get into an accident." I hope it's what you want, because I think Z Day prep is getting to him.
O.o WTH? I wanted spent hens to make chicken soup, not Tang and whatever those two things are. I guess that chicken soup is off for Z-Day.
*brings the stock pot on the range to a rolling boil, puts fresh vegetables in and covers the stock pot, takes a large saucepan and prepares a roux with the flour and butter and browns lightly, baths the saucepan in the sink filled with cold water, mixes in whole eggs, a pinch of salt and a water to make a thick consistency, take saucepan over to the range, uncovers the stockpot in which the vegetables have cooked adente and begins to drop spoonfuls of the roux mixture into the soup, the as soon as the dumplings float to the surface, Kate shouts*
SOUP's ON! Today's soupe du jour is Beef with Kluskies
Bilge Rat Ronnie, The Queendom of Myself, VampKyrie, and Pimply Bag Boy
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The Principality of Howard P Lovecraft
88 days ago
Ulthar
The Voice of ARB wrote: As The Great Old Ones well know, there are things far worse than zombies. I imagine some of the denizens of Ulthar eat zombies for breakfast, or perhaps like Popeye eats spinach.
We'll find out who eats whom for breakfast, I suppose... We do have some dangerous cats.
Bilge Rat Ronnie, The Voice of ARB, The Queendom of Myself, Kate Walker, and 1 other
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The Three Sheets to the Wind of Bilge Rat Ronnie
88 days ago
Kate Walker wrote: O.o WTH? I wanted spent hens to make chicken soup, not Tang and whatever those two things are. I guess that chicken soup is off for Z-Day.
*brings the stock pot on the range to a rolling boil, puts fresh vegetables in and covers the stock pot, takes a large saucepan and prepares a roux with the flour and butter and browns lightly, baths the saucepan in the sink filled with cold water, mixes in whole eggs, a pinch of salt and a water to make a thick consistency, take saucepan over to the range, uncovers the stockpot in which the vegetables have cooked adente and begins to drop spoonfuls of the roux mixture into the soup, the as soon as the dumplings float to the surface, Kate shouts*
SOUP's ON! Today's soupe du jour is Beef with Kluskies
Shows up with bowl.
Kluskies aren't related to huskies, are they?
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The Syberian Wanderings of Kate Walker
88 days ago
Bilge Rat Ronnie wrote: Shows up with bowl.
Kluskies aren't related to huskies, are they?
<.< Are you for real? No way, Jose.
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The Socially Acceptable Remnants of The Voice of ARB
88 days ago
Kate Walker wrote: <.< Are you for real?
I don't think I want Bilge Rat Ronnie to answer that question. Finding out that BRR is real would not be as sleep-disturbing as learning that The Great Old Ones are real, but I'd still prefer not knowing.
Bilge Rat Ronnie, Bearistotle and Hebert, Kate Walker, and Pimply Bag Boy
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The Coffee Connoisseurs of Bearistotle and Hebert
88 days ago
The Voice of ARB wrote: I don't think I want Bilge Rat Ronnie to answer that question. Finding out that BRR is real would not be as sleep-disturbing as learning that The Great Old Ones are real, but I'd still prefer not knowing.
We're pretty sure she's real.
Bilge Rat Ronnie, Kate Walker, and Pimply Bag Boy
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