OOC: Based heavily off of I'm Reviewing the Situation, one of the songs in the 1968 Oliver Twist Musical. If you want to sing along, use this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=96rC4X_KWl4
IC: At 4:38 am, a lone hippie wondered onto deck. he sat a moment on the deck, looking up at the night sky. Then he stood and began to sing quietly to himself.
"A man's got a stomach hasn't he?
Kaleing apart, hasn't he?
And though I'd be the first one to say that I wasn't a saint
I'm finding it hard to really as green as they paint."
"I'm reviewing the situation.
Can a fellow be a hippie all his life?
All the Cossacks, and machination
Better settle down and get myself a wife"
The hippie grinned, walking more quickly across the deck.
"And a wife could cook and grow for me
And come for me, and go for me"
The hippie paused, all his cheer having left him.
"And go for me and nag at me
The finger she will wag at me
The smoothies she will take from me
A normie, she'll make from me
I think I'd better think it out again!"
He started to walk briskly in the other direction, staring at the entrance to the bowels of the ship.
"A wife you can keep, anyway
I'd rather sleep anyway."
He looked back towards the houses of Mzeusia.
"Left without anyone in the world
And I'm starting from now!"
He ran across the deck and stopped, hands gripping the banisters for the steps that led off Hippie Power.
"So how to leave kale
And stopping taking drugs?
So how?"
He started to move down the metal steps.
"I'm reviewing the situation
I must quickly look up ev'ryone I know
Normal people, with no migration
Who can help me have a normal life to show!"
"I will go to the shopping malls
And have a house with four big walls
And wave at all the normal folk
With friendliness and no more coke
Befitting of my title sir
Good morning to you, Landlubber!
I thin I'd better think it out again."
He dashed part-way up the steps, before coming to a halt.
"So where shall I go, somebody?
Who do I know? Nobody!
All my dearest companions
Have always been hippies and kale
So at my time of life I should start
Turning over new leaves?"
He turned around, looking again at the houses by the dock.
"I'm reviewing the situation
If you want to eat, you've got to earn a Moe!
Is it such a humiliation
For a hippie to want a job and go?"
He began a slow walk down the steps.
"So a job I'm getting, possibly
I wonder who the boss'll be?
I wonder if he'll take to me?
What bonuses he'll make to me?
I'll start at eight and finish late.
At normal rate, and all, but wait!"
He paused, glancing over his shoulder at the Hippie Power.
"I think I'd better think it out again"
He made his way back up the steps. His feet touched the deck once again."
"What happens when I'm seventy?"
He lay down on the deck, looking up at the night sky.
"Must come a time, seventy
When you're old and it's cold
And who cares if you live or you die?
Your one consolation's the kale
You may have put by."
He stood up, turning his back to the steps.
"I'm reviewing the situation
I'm a hippie and a hippie I shall stay!
You'll be seeing no transformation
But it's wrong to be a hippie in ev'ry way"
I don't want nobody shunned for me
Or made to grow the kale for me
This hippie life is not for me
It's getting far too green for me
Don't want no one to stand by me
But who will find a job for me
There is no in between for me
But who will change the scene for me?
I think I'd better think it out again!"
The man's shoulder's slumped and he walked back across the deck and into the depths of Hippie Power.