The Daily Demochronikle 5th Issue

The Daily Demochronikle
Written: December 24, 2019
Author: Union of Dimonian Socialist Republics
Edited 5:11 PM, December 24, 2019

The North Poll

Tomorrow is the last day for candidates to enter into the election and start campaigning, and just this morning a new candidate has entered the fray. Thankfully, I was quick on my toes and figured out Discord on desktop so I will just be copy and pasting this new lad's platform. The newcomer is Terser and boy howdy does he like his memes, more on him later. In other news, the First Gremblo Crusade has been called, and all citizens are urged to spread The Faith across NationStates. Please, post these following links wherever your heart desires, with the exception of Gypsy Lands because they are very nice and shouldn't by bothered:

- Gremblo Christmas Special

- The Book of Shnoz

- The Hose and The Sandwich

One last thing, tomorrow there will be no Demochronikle because it's Christmas and essentially all of Council will be on break, we'll be on Discord though if any of y'all wanna VC.

Terser's Campaign Platform

"Hey, so my platform consists of the following, although I’m new, I’m fresh as f*ck and can definitely help this region be more dank. I don’t feel like typing much so it’s the short chase
-role play
Expand that sh*t with the council so you guys can enjoy it and it’s not boring as f*ck
-members
I’m gonna get more members to enter and make this place a more chaotic hell
-I’m not gonna be boring as hell
I’m not gonna pull stats out of my a*s and harass you guys. If there’s a problem, I’m gonna get deep in that sh*t and fix it fast.
-add more suggestions in the discord to f*ck around
I as part of the council, will add more bots to help the regions server be more fun
-foreign policy
Anything communist I’m pushing to create an embassy with

I don’t even know what I’m running for whatsoever and did not pay attention but vote for me homies"

Notable Quotes

Union of Dimonian Socialist Republics wrote:

Gremb Vult

Urrangslan wrote:

23 c*mmies

Urrangslan wrote:

You're gunning for a demotion

Terser wrote:

A thot is a basci human right, every member deserves at least 200 thots to fill their needs. It's time we have someone who will redistribute the thots

Fun Fact of the Day

Nearly 3% of the ice in Antarctic glaciers is penguin urine, while 100% of fluids Splootan consumes is Cand's urine