OK Boomer- Like OK Google, but when you ask it something, it complains about your generation and then goes on a rant about how it had to walk to school uphill both ways.
A gym, but treadmills are replaced with human-sized hamster wheels.
Times New Hideous (working title)- A font where every letter is a different font (e.g. A is Comic Sans, B is Papyrus, C is Times New Roman, etc.).