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The Nuke Cult

The Nuke Cult is a Religous cult in 21st Century Rome, founded by Olivedrabia, it is one of the leading Religions in the region. It is now headed up by Sperio, due to the former's tendency to CTE and come back sporadically.

Origin

"In the year of our Meow 2016 A.D., the military higher-ups under the administration of New Aglore intentionally accidentally activated a series of nuclear warheads, 2 landing in Germania, and 1 landing in the Eternal City itself. However, the presence of a god was sensed in the nuclear pit in Roma. Extermanatore and his evil twin, Explodinator, was born in nuclear radiation. The leadership of Rome ventured into the site, with inadequate protection, into the pit. In there, the leaders went insane and went into a fistfight. This pleased the 2 nuke gods, and they then revealed themselves to the mortals. Extermanatore is the milder of the two, only related to the explosion that a nuke gives off. However, Explodinator is related to the darker side of nukes he controls radiation, nuke sickness, glassification, and blindness that comes from the aftermath of a nuclear strike. The leaders were ordered to commission a temple to them in the nuke pit, and that is where they have resided ever since." - from the wiki page on Explodator and Extermatore

History

Begining: No idea

Era of Madness: In the era of madness, the Nuke Cult began their tradition of welcome newcomers by asking them to pledge their allegiance. They also played a role during the Era of Madness as a bloc of sorts in the constant wars over cookies and the squirrel fights.

The week of seriousness: During the "week of seriousness" Olivedrabia tried to "de silly the nuke cult" it never happened

Predating the first Crusade Iroma Attempted to convert the nuke cult to squirrels, he was promptly crucified for Hersey upon the Nuclear Cross. War broke out

First Crusade Squirrelists and Nukists clashed, Imperial Rooster Unleashed. Peace made between the two sides

Current Nothing right now.

The Nuclear Commandments

I Sperio Shall Make the Ten Nuclear Commandments at some point in the future

Leadership

Founder: Olive

Current Grandmaster: Sperio

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