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Quotes from Wochaysteiners
"I plead to you as a Christian who prays daily for your protection. As a soldier, you are required to do both [sacred commands to the empire]. I have read from messengers that your army is facing some problems in the south-east. Are you considering sending your strongest fighter to the fight against the forces of darkness?"- A Wochaysteiner general during the Diarcesian conquest, 18th Century
"Being president is not okay. The people doesn't will it."
- Kaiser Hannes II Rochus on whether Wochaystein should be a republic
"Romance between friends seems ridiculous if you become a Nomothete."
- Citizen, on the members of the Diarcesian Nomothesia
"Kaiser Adaldunk did what he should have done. He did what was required to preserve the integrity of the Holy Empire, and they did it without resorting to illegitimate means. Now, I would remind you that this was a situation where the divinely-appointed Kaiser was pitted against an enemy that also claimed to be divinely-appointed. In other words, the country was at war with itself.
And that is how we came to know that Grimdunk was truly evil. An enemy of the people, who because of his vast resources, had the means to wage war on his own people."
- Anonymous, during the Trouble across the Four Corners
"If you find anything, tell the authorities."
"If you can build a market for free, there is no market for anything."
"You know, we could use a little more sun."
"We don't need foreigners, we need Wochaysteiners to pull their own weight."
"I can make you a deal."
"Never trust a woman who can't win a dice roll."
"You are too selfish. You don't need anyone's support."