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by The NationStates Issue Author of Authoritaria-Imperia. . 40 reads.

A new age is on the horizon!

We're entering a new age! The Authoritaria-Imperian government has decided to make everyone's lives easier through new legislation:

- You no longer need to vote! That's right — we've eliminated the hassle of having multiple presidential candidates and having to pick just one! We're making those decisions for you, so you can focus on the more important things in life! And no more waiting in long lines either!
- Our elections can no longer be hacked! Now we never have to worry about external interference again! We've spent months developing a system that is so simple, it cannot be manipulated! Now you can rest assured that the president of our wonderful nation is the president who belongs there — not an impostor!
- The government will no longer switch its goals back and forth as leaders come and go! We can't tell you how, but our government will now stay focused on issues that matter most, like your safety! Gone are the political disputes and scandals and undercover deals!

We are thrilled to be alive as the nation enters this new chapter in its eternal endeavour.
Signed, Gaetmi Autaf Heir, Minister of Citizen's Relations and Public Policy for the Great Empire of Authoritaria-Imperia

Nos spectamus

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