DJ Doug, humanoid avatar
(since before time)
Preceded by: (no predecessors known)
Majority Shareholder in Earth Industries, LLC
Preceded by: Adm. Reginald Crowley
Succeeded by: (no known successor)
(method and time of existence unknown)
Earth Industries University of Issland
variable, typically between 9ft and 50ft
"Dude, I think if I wake up reality will cease to exist."
- DJ Doug, responding to corporeal reporters
DJ Doug, also known as Doug Douglass, is the name of a humanoid avatar of a nameless and ancient Lovecraftian Outer God. Doug, station manager of the radio station Chill beats Radio, LLC, possesses abilities that are not fully understood but are known to include omniscience, omnipotence, and immortality. It is unknown when Doug created the pocket dimension that Chill Beats, LLC resides in, and if its employees are conscious entities or not. Doug does not appear to corporeal entities in its entirety, as sight of this is known to induce insanity and death.
The anomalous abilities possessed by the avatar known as "DJ Doug" of the nameless entity include:
⚬ Manipulation of matter - At will, the entity can manifest or destroy matter, apparently in any shape desired. This is not known to have limits, but the largest incident ever recorded by Earth Industries, LLC involved the accidental destruction of the nation of |||||||.
⚬ Manipulation of energy - Particularly radio frequencies. Seemingly through the entity's own will, broadcasts out of Chill beats Radio, LLC are able to be intercepted on any radio-receiving device.
⚬ Manipulation of appearance/personality - Interview with the entity by the Division for Extra-planar Studies have revealed that the entity known as "DJ Doug" is one of many avatars or personalities of a single entity, whose name has not yet been ascertained. So far, five (5) other avatars of this entity have been made known to Earth Industries, LLC.
⚬ Supernatural knowledge - The entity has demonstrated accurate and true knowledge of events and things not told to it, about subjects varying from the personal lives of staff or future events.
⚬ Supernatural manifestation - The entity has demonstrated the ability to exit its home dimension and exist in two dimensions at once; its own, and the one it is visiting.
Discovered on accident by Earth Industries, LLC on [REDACTED DATE] when personnel at the Division for Extra-planar studies noticed an anomalous radio signal broadcasting on all radios in the vicinity of [REDACTED LOCATION]. This was further investigated and a reply was sent on the same frequency. A response was noted to come from one "Doug Douglass" who claimed to be broadcasting from a radio station. The Division for Extra-planar studies inquired as to the location of this station, and received no reply.
Several days later, in her home, lead researcher Clarity Czolgosz encountered a humanoid entity laying on her couch. Approximately nine feet in length, or three meters, it was composed of multi-colored pastel liquid, dripping off of a humanoid skeletal system but leaving no remains. It featured an oblong head which floated slightly above the shoulders, and many swirling, multi-colored pastel eyes.
This entity identified itself as "DJ Doug" and invited Ms. Czolgosz to tour his radio station. She agreed, and the entity opened up a portal in [REDACTED]. It is then that Ms. Czolgosz informed her staff and superiors at Earth Industries, LLC and formal relations were established with Doug Douglass.
Officially established on 18/02/2109 (Eighteenth of Brumaire, 2109), Chill Beats Radio, LLC was the brainchild of DJ Doug Douglass and Clarity Czolgosz, as an official division of Earth Industries, LLC. After being incorporated into Earth Industries, LLC, the company set DJ Doug up with an F7 presence to spread and advertise Chill Beats Radio, and ratings skyrocketed.
Famously active on "Every radio, every where", DJ Doug runs Chill Beats with programming like Lovecraft: On Air! and a daily broadcast of Lo-Fi beats to chill and study to. Doug also hired a student, Antoinette Guiteau to be the official poster-girl of Chill Beats, and it is her face on the official logo. "Annie", as she is referred to by Doug, often attends events with F7 clientelle in place of Doug, due to his nature. She is the only other employee of Chill Beats.
"Sometimes I just feel like I'm not me, y'know?" -Doug, in response to his many avatars
DJ Doug Douglass is one of many avatars of a currently unknown Lovecraftian outer-god, and is currently employed as station manager at Chill Beats, LLC. DJ Doug is a semi-corporeal being with abilities not entirely understood, but is not known to be alive or dead. His physical appearance is typically a humanoid skeleton composed of or covered in a multi-colored pastel liquid, which moved across his body like feedback loop. He has an oblong head which levitates slightly above the shoulders, and many swirling, multi-colored pastel eyes. His height can range anywhere between three and thirty meters.
Through interviews with Doug, other avatars of the entity have been revealed. Other avatars of the entity that have become known to Earth Industries, LLC are detailed below.
DJ Doug, also known as Doug Douglass, is the name of a humanoid avatar of a nameless and ancient Lovecraftian Outer God. Doug, station manager of the radio station Chill Beats, LLC, possesses abilities that are not fully understood but are known to include omniscience, omnipotence, and immortality. It is unknown when Doug created the pocket dimension that Chill Beats, LLC resides in, and if its employees are conscious entities or not. Doug does not appear to corporeal entities in its entirety, as sight of this is known to induce insanity and death.
The Great Heart
A massive, beating heart at the center of all things, which has been inactive since before the dawn of time. Very little about this avatar is known, and its motivations or goals, if any, are unclear. Doug believes this to be the earliest avatar of the entity.
Ithaqua, Walker of the Northern Winds, an avatar of the entity known to be active in the medieval ages on Earth. According to research conducted by Earth Industries, LLC, the entity is a massive skeletal body measuring several hundred meters in height, trapped at the bottom of the Atlantic Ocean. It is known to be violent and aggressive toward living things.
The Blind Idiot God
The Blind Idiot God, Azathoth. Theorized to be the entity itself, not an avatar. All of reality is its dream, all realities across all multiverses.
"Yeah dude, I'm just vibin' pretty hard over here." -DJ Doug, station manager
"Fight me? I don't wanna fight, little dude, I'm just chillin'." -DJ Doug, station manager, in response to challenges of a duel
Idea taken from Valentine Z
"An eldritch god, eh? My... opinions on his kind tend to be less-than-positive. Bad blood, you could say. But this one in particular seems to have practically no connection to the Abyss in and of itself - the resemblance appears to be merely surface-based.
And he bears no belligerence, insofar as I can tell, choosing instead to produce... music? Can't say I understand his motivations, but I have no qualms with him at present. Nor would I object to doing business with the corporation he represents - provided, of course, that they do not muscle in on our target market.
We have no intent on expanding into musical matters at the current time - hopefully, they will be wise enough to reciprocate the favour."
"We... Do we still have Radios? Why didn't anyone tell me we still have those? Anyway from what I see from the information available, Mr. DJ Douglas is not like the many other Eldritch Abominations trying to finish the job that the Last War began. That all by itself puts him in my good books. Now if we can clarify what kinda music I should expect on this radio we can decide if he stays there."
“I am quite disturbed by this ‘Doug’, his physical appearance being the most apparent reason for my feelings of disturbance. And I find his current occupation to be...very out-of-place for some...thing so nightmarish. But, however, Doug is rather casual for an otherworldly entity and I do not mind him as long as he does not mind me.”