STRAH NEWS Article 022: Strahconian Legislature Considers Asylum Program for Civilians in AntiStrahcoin League

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SIA agents have reported "strong violations of human rights" within "not only the Political Correctness traitors, but also the Socialist Federation of Ergoslatic and the Green Republic of Gerstilstan", including but not limited to "mandated abortion" and the "outlawing [of] free speech".

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Ergoslatic and Gerstilstan are allies of the Political Correctness Party, which has seceded from the Strahconian Republic and attacked Strahconian civilians.

Following this report, the Strahconian Legislature has proposed a bill starting an asylum program where Ergoslaticans and Gerstilstanians may apply to flee political persecution.