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Defender Award Winners

Previous Award Winners

The Eurosoviets Award/Defender of the Year Award
(the nation who has helped the defender cause the most in the last year)
2007 - Dipes
2008 - Sir Lans
2009 - Numero Capitan
2010 - Sedge
2011 - Improving Wordiness
2012 - Improving Wordiness
2013 - Frattastan
2014 - Karputsk
2015 - Dyr Nasad
2016 - No awards
2017 - Roavin
2018 - Vincent Drake
2019 - Haku
2020 - Haku

The Ananke Award
(the nation who spends their own time looking out for any invasions that are taking place)
2007 - Valiturus
2008 - Numero Capitan
2009 - Joshua
2010 - Anime Daisuki
2011 - Wopruthien
2012 - Frattastan
2013 - Karputsk
2014 - Benevolent Thomas
2015 - Benevolent Thomas and Land Filled With People
2016 - No awards
2017 - Kanta Häme
2018 - Kanta Häme
2019 - Kanta Häme
2020 - Kanta Häme

The Anarchotopia Award
(the organisation which has proved the most successful in preventing invasions)
2007 - TITO
2008 - FRA
2009 - FRA
2010 - FRA
2011 - TITO
2012 - UDL
2013 - FRA
2014 - TITO
2015 - Fort Triumph Marshal Service
2016 - No awards
2017 - The Order of the Grey Wardens
2018 - The Order of the Grey Wardens
2019 - TITO
2020 - TITO

The Blackbird Award
(the best invader group)
2007 - Lone Wolves United
2008 - Catlandatopia
2009 - The Black Hawks and DEN
2010 - Unknown
2011 - The Black Hawks
2012 - Unknown
2013 - Europeia
2014 - The Skeleton Army
2015 - The Skeleton Army
2016 - No awards
2017 - Lily
2018 - Lily
2019 - A plastic plant in the corner of Max Barry's office
2020 - Lily

The Sir Lans/Updater of the Year Award
2007 - Valiturus
2008 - Klopstock
2009 - Falconias
2010 - Wopruthien
2011 - Improving Wordiness
2012 - Improving Wordiness
2013 - Frattastan
2014 - Horse
2015 - Escanaba
2016 - No awards
2017 - Vincent Drake
2018 - Vincent Drake
2019 - Twobagger
2020 - Chimes (Jamie)

The Operation of the Year
2007 - Iraq
2008 - Red Kagran and Taijitu for the invasion of TRR
2009 - Rajahland
2010 - Feudal Japan
2011 - South America
2012 - Osiris
2013 - Anarchy
2014 - Asia
2015 - The refounding of Australia
2016 - No awards
2017 - The dual European Union-Equestria defense
2018 - Japan
2019 - Liberation of Anontia
2020 - Siege of Smol Fur Empire

The Best Newcomer Award
2007 - FRA
2008 - 00000 A World Power
2009 - Kobold
2010 - Cocodian
2011 - Improving Wordiness
2012 - UDL and Ravania
2013 - Mordor and Sovreignry
2014 - LLA and Wintermoot
2015 - Fort Triumph Marshal Service, Deadeye Jack and Acronius
2016 - No awards
2017 - Vincent Drake
2018 - Lynxi and Hired Contractor
2019 - Matthew and Hartfelden
2020 - Grea Kriopia

The Worst Invasion/Operation Award
2007 - Amarican's invasion of Gatesville
2008 - The Eastern Fringe's invasion of Warzone Australia
2009 - The invasions of Egypt and The North Pacific
2010 - FRA's failed defence of Time
2011 - Liberation attempts of Seven Eleven
2012 - Europeia's invasion of A United Kingdom
2013 - Osiris's accidental delegate switch
2014 - Osiris Campaign against Gatesville
2015 - Texas
2016 - No awards
2017 - Failed liberation of South Pacific
2018 - Defender peacekeeping efforts in Iran
2020 - Liberation of South Pacific

The Best Defender Quote
2007 -
wrote:[02:20] Grenval: okay, i just sent the last tguer to bed
[02:20] Dilber: k
[02:21] Lanna: not only sending them on missions, but now... to bed
[02:21] Moo-Cows: that's true power
[02:21] Xhadam: lol
[02:22] Xhadam: Soldiers, it is your bed time and you will get in
those beds and you will SLEEP
[02:22] Grenval: you will be well rested tomorrow for update

and

wrote:Silentvoice - "A spotted invasion is a failed invasion" 1 1 1 1 1

2008 - Klopstock's 'Ode to the Rangers’ - http://s7.zetaboards.com/FRA/topic/76834

2009 -
Karputsk wrote:
Lexus wrote:
Karputsk wrote:
Lexus wrote:*sits on his Raiding Throne of Skulls*
*Puts on some headphones with United Nations branded across them*
The UN is soo last March. You need to get yourself some WA ones now Have these, *passes Gatesville earphones over*
These amplify and exaggerate everything!

2010 -
Sedge wrote:
Falconias wrote:@ DK: That doesn't even make sense. Anyone who believes invading is a realistic simulation of real-world war is an idiot
Bullshit. If the US just deployed a few more WAs in Afghanistan, they'd be able to banject those pesky Taliban nations, and install a secret password.

2011 -
Valoniah wrote:Topoo drun k for up[date tonufght Good luck!

2012 -
wrote:22:46 Thelepearchauns so the world is ending tomorrow
22:46 Rawr Good. No more TBH.

2013 -
wrote:[01:14] <+Cormac> TNI just took Christmas.
[01:14] <+Cormac> While we were occupying it.
[01:14] <+Cormac> Because our point man has not logged in, wait for it
[01:14] <+Cormac> FOR 6 MOTHER******* DAYS
[01:12] <+Cormac> Oh my goddddddddddd the UDL is incompetent.
[01:15] <+Cormac> I'm sure they're going to want a press release for this but unless it's "lol we're ridiculous"
they're going to have to get someone else to write it.
[01:16] <+Tim> UDL Press Release? nah
[01:16] <+Tim> TNI Press Release, I plan to tear apart though
[01:17] <+Cormac> We'll need a press release because this is just one in a loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong laundry list of examples of us demonstrating our
[01:17] <+Cormac> total f****** incompetence.
[01:17] <+Cormac> If TNI -doesn't- grief this region, it will be a miracle.
[01:18] <+Cormac> I quit. I'm done.

2014 - 3 Winners

wrote:<@frattastan> >_>
<@Karp> its so hard to tell what frattastan is annoyed about
<@Wop> everything

wrote:<@Staplers> pretending to do work
<@Staplers> (but I'm actually looking up narwhal facts!)

wrote:Campinia: are raider spies all morons or is it just bob and wraith?
Wopruthien: Just Bob and Wraith.

2015 -
Klopstock wrote:
UIAF and friends have begun to pull out of Eastern Europe. That's 53 raiders who just became free.

Maybe they have to change a lightbulb.

2016 - No awards

2017 -
Nakari - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gW30BJEze0c (Go to sleep video)

2018 -
Guy - @here go g og

2019 -
Kanta Häme: #
Haku: sorry that looks undefendable

2020 -
Alfonz: What’s wrong with tapatalk?
Dilber: it sucks butt
Benevolent Thomas: @Alfonz I want you to imagine that you live in a first world nation. Now imagine that the United States bought your nation and has decided to replace your healthcare system with theirs. It's sort of like that.

The Lifetime Achievement Award for Dedication to Defending
2007 - Pope Hope and Grub
2008 - Northern Chittowa
2009 - Sir Lans
2010 - Anime Daisuki
2011 - Ananke
2012 - Ad Infinitum
2013 - Free4All/Ballotonia
2014 - New Texas
2015 - Improving Wordiness
2016 - No awards
2017 - Frattastan
2018 - Wopruthien
2019 - Benevolent Thomas
2020 - Karputsk

The Meltdown of the Year - started 2008
2008 - COFR
2009 - The Last Kingdom and The New Revolution
2010 - Eagle Clan
2011 - Falconias
2012 - Rachel Anumia
2013 - UDL
2014 - Cormac and the Kemetic Republic of Osiris
2015 - Osiris
2016 - No awards/Probably DEN
2017 - The Invaders
2018 - Kaiserreich’s SC Liberation Freakout
2019 - Fedele's attempted coup of the East Pacific
2020 - South Pacific/Liberations are literally impossible

The Numero Capitan/Dipes Award - The Dipes Award 2008 to 2014, The Numero Capitan Award 2017 - 2018
(the nation who has best served the Intelligence cause)
2008 - Numero Capitan
2009 - Numero Capitan
2010 - Anime Daisuki
2011 - Cocodian
2012 - Eluvatar
2013 - Eluvatar
2014 - Campinia
2017 - Nakari
2018 - Tim
2019 - frattastan
2020 - Karputsk

The Belgium Award (WA Security Council Award) - 2011 to 2013 and 2017 to 2020
2011 - Unibot
2012 - A Mean Old Man
2013 - 10000 Islands
2017 - Tim
2018 - Lenlyvit
2019 - Lenlyvit/Kuriko
2020 - Kuriko

The Worst Invader Group - started 2012
2012 - Bacon Strips
2013 - The Black Riders
2014 - The Eternal Knights
2015 - The Eternal Knights
2016 - No awards
2017 - The Invaders
2018 - The Invaders
2019 - Confederation of Corrupt Dictators
2020 - Whatever McMannia is doing

The Karputsk Award - started 2017
(the nation who has excelled in leading liberations)
2017 - United States of Vietnam
2018 - United States of Vietnam
2019 - frattastan
2020 - FiHami (Phoenixofthesun)

The Eagles Disobey Award - 2007-2010 and 2018 only
(the region which has done its utmost to keep free regions free)
2007 - 10000 Islands
2008 - 10000 Islands
2009 - 00000 A World Power
2010 - 10000 Islands
Merged with the Anarchotopia Award
2017 - Solidarity
2018 - 10000 Islands

The Eluvatar Award - 2018
(for best tech contributions)
2017 - Vincent Drake
2018 - Vincent Drake
2019 - Vincent Drake
2020 - Haku

Best Defender Mentor - 2015-2018 only
2015 - Improving Wordiness and Shizensky
2016 - No awards
2017 - Benevolent Thomas/Roavin/United States of Vietnam
2018 - Vincent Drake

The Defender Unity Award/The Can't We All Just Get Along Award - 2007 and 2014-2015
2007 - FRA
2014 - Karputsk
2015 - Eluvatar

The International Cynic Award - 2007 only
2007 - Blackbird

The Tin-Foil Hat Award - 2014 only
2014 - Guy = McMasterdonia

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