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by The Very Based and Missilepilled of UIS Leviathan. . 219 reads.

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Welcome, x X x _ C a p t a i n _ J a m e s _ 6 9 _ x X x


"I will fill your mountains with the dead. Your hills, your valleys, and your streams will be filled with people slaughtered by the sword. I will make you desolate forever. Your cities will never be rebuilt. Then you will know that I am God." - Ezekiel 35

Revelation 13:1-18 - "And I stood upon the sand of the sea, and saw a beast rise up out of the sea, having seven heads and ten horns, and upon his horns ten crowns, and upon his heads the name of blasphemy."

A Weapon To Surpass God Himself

Designing a weapon that makes grown men weep is no easy task, but we did it anyways because we're just that cool. Ocean Man is a project that is designed to play earrape music over the enitre fleet, thus increasing their effectiveness in battle. Mainly, the song LinkOcean Man. The song is played as if the world is suddenly a movie, the action theme playing loudly in the background. This has the effect of annoying all enemies into giving up, no matter how much they may like the song personally. Is a super F7 god nation thing laughing at you because you decided "no i don't want to be an OP nation but I also can't handle low-effort posting so instead I'm going to ironically become OP with some sort of project/weapon/meme"? Ocean Man is the solution for you then! Well not you, screw you this is mine. Go make your own super NS weapon, this is mine.

This works by ████ █████ ███ ██ █ I █ ████████████ ████████ ██████ ██ █████ Don't ████ ███ █████ Know, ███████ ███ ████████████ █ █████ So ████████ ███ ██████ I'm ████████ Just ████ █ █████ ████ ████ ███████ Putting These ██████ In, ██████ ██████ ██ ██████ In The Hopes That You Won't ████ ████ ██ █ ██████ ███████ Notice █████ That ████ I'm ████ ████ ███ █ Just █████████ ████ ████ ██████ ████ Really ███████ Uncreative.

Effects

Short-term effects have been well documented, this includes immediately surrendering, mass suicide, and deleting one's nation. Long-lasting effects are more wild and crazy. Those who live past the first playing of the song are said to be "completely retarded" and "brain dead". Those that somehow survive 2 playings of the song are known as "uncreative idiots who couldn't tell you the difference between a passionate and well-designed lore and a boring wall of text", and "wow, you're really full of yourself, aren't you?". Those extremely unlucky that somehow survive 3 playings take this site too seriously and should seriously consider getting a lobotomy real life.

Super Ocean Man Mk.II

In case 3 playings of "Ocean Man Mk.I" don't kick you in the nuts hard enough, Mk.II will.

The song will change, Linkand the world's greatest song will play, empowering the fleet on such a scale that the very writers of the other nation(s) will simply be forced to shut up and let their nation have it's ass(es) kicked so hard that they forfeit their F7 pass, never to be seen on F7 ever again. I don’t care if you can server reality or shít out death sticks this is my property now kid.

so in conclusion, uh, I win, bye-bye, you lose


Top Secret Boats

Of course we have boats that we're researching and designing, you know, with our big ass docks and bunch of resources. Yep. Here’s a few of our most secret ships, they’re super scary, trust me.

Ben Shapiro
A weapon of mass destruction, our Sonic OC Boat is super fast, and has a 1,000mm main gun and EMPs.

Hilary Clinton
A weapon so evil, so dangerous, and so radical that we could hardly contain it. It’s weapons and technology put everything else to shame.

Comming soon
JoJo’s bizarre Boat

The Very Based and Missilepilled of UIS Leviathan

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