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by The Crowned Republic of Kabzeel. . 38 reads.

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[center][font=timesnewroman]Welcome! If you're reading this, then congratulations you know how to click a link in my signature! My name is [background=black][color=black]Iosif Vissarionovich Dzhugashvili[/color][/background] and, much like our glorious past leader - Joseph Stalin, I am from the good ole state of Georgia, ya hear? Of course, the term "Georgia" must be referred to as "Stalin's State" due to [some made up] legal liabilities, so if you could please comply with this rule then your social credit score will remain untouched and I won't have to send you to the gulags, which (trust me) I don't want to have to do as it is a lot of paperwork. So please make it easier on both me and you to follow this one rule.[/font]
[background-block=#CFECEC][align=center][size=190][color=black][font=times new roman]Founder of Nationstates[/font][/color][/size]
[size=110][font=calibri][color=black][i]I N F O R M A T I O N


[b][size=120][font=timesnewroman]Dearest Leader Johnathan Doe[/size][/font][/b]



[center][font=timesnewroman][background-block=#CFECEC][color=black][b]Glorious Founder of Kabzeel[/b][/color][/background-block]

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6 October 2016[/center][/font]
[tr][td][font=timesnewroman][b]Preceded by[/b][/font][/td][td][font=timesnewroman][i]Post Established[/i][/font][/td][/tr]

[font=timesnewroman][center][background-block=#CFECEC][color=black][b]Personal Details[/b][/color][/background-block][/center][/font][table]
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[tr][td][font=timesnewroman][b]Born[/b][/font][/td][td][font=timesnewroman]Johnathan Michaelson Doe-Line
13 May 1999 (age 20)
[background=black][color=black]Stalin's State[/color][/background], United States, China[/font][/td][/tr]
Feminism (Prole.)
[tr][td][font=timesnewroman][b]Residence[/b][/font][/td][td][font=timesnewroman]United States, China[/font][/td][/tr]
[tr][td][font=timesnewroman][b]Alma Mater[/b][/font][/td][td][font=timesnewroman]Marxist Internet Archive University (Stalinism)[/font][/td][/tr]
[tr][td][font=timesnewroman][b]Religion[/b][/font][/td][td][font=timesnewroman]Space Communism[/font][/td][/tr]

[font=timesnewroman][b][i]"Social democracy is the natural outcome of any revolution. The true measure of a workers' state is whether college is free and marijuana is legal."[/i][/b] 
[sub][i]- Mao"s Massive" Zedong, unsourced quote[/i][/sub][/font]

[font=timesnewroman][b]Born Johnathan Michaelson Doe-Line[/b] of the House of Homelessness on May 13, 1999 as the oldest son of Father Mao and Mother Mao. I am the oldest of three: Brother I Mao, Sister Mao, and Brother II Mao. I do eventually plan on conquering the world "Genghis Khan" style and later continuing my bloodline in like 1000 different women or men [img][/img]. 



[font=timesnewroman][b]Early Years[/b][/font]
A spectre is haunting Nationstates — the spectre of Johnathan Doe. All the powers of old Nationstates have entered into a holy alliance to exorcise this spectre: Max and Barry, Maxtopia and Bigtopia, Bigtopian and Smalltopian police-spies.[/font]
Where is the party in opposition that has not been decried as doeisitic by its opponents in power? Where is the opposition that has not hurled back the branding reproach of doeism, against the more advanced opposition parties, as well as against its reactionary adversaries?[/font]
Two things result from this fact: I. Doeism is already acknowledged by all Nationstates powers to be itself a power. II. It is high time that Doeists should openly, in the face of the whole world, publish their views, their aims, their tendencies, and meet this nursery tale of the Spectre of Doeism with a manifesto of the party itself.[/font]
To this end, Doeists of various nationalities have assembled in the World Assembly and sketched the following manifesto, to be published in the Maxtopian, Bigtopian, Smalltopian, Lebatuckese, Lilliputian and Tasmanian languages.[/font]


[font=timesnewroman][sub][b]> Economic[/b][/sub][/font]
[font=timesnewroman][sub]In reality, I do not actually believe in the fictional doctrine of Kabzeel known as [i]Royal Socialism[/i], and I know it is filled with major contradictions (that's the point). My real views center around economic market socialism, and in particular Deng Xiaoping Theory where I also support the additions of Presidents Jiang, Hu, and Xi of the Marxist ideology. In modern terms, I support globalization and oppose protectionism.[/sub][/font]

[font=timesnewroman][sub][b]> Social[/b][/sub][/font]
[font=timesnewroman][sub]Unlike with Kabzeel, I am socially progressive and a major supporter of the LGBT community. Apart from that I would consider myself a pretty standard Marxist socially.[/sub][/font]

[font=timesnewroman][sub][b]> Political[/b][/sub][/font]
[font=timesnewroman][sub]I oppose imperialism, sinophobia, russophobia, and American exceptionalism which are major themes which are displayed in mainstream news outlets daily. Though besides that, I am currently a supporter of Tulsi Gabbard, or Bernie Sanders, in 2020, while I personally don't support Joe Biden, Elizabeth Warren, Kamala Harris, or Andrew Yang in particular. As for the rest of the randomly generated candidates in 2020, I don't like them at all.[/sub][/font]

[color=#009933][b]> For:[/b] marxism-leninism, socialism, communism, Joseph Stalin, Deng Xiaoping, workers rights, central planning, state capitalism, Xi Jinping, feminism, socialist family values, cracking down on cappies, free trade, globalization, socialist democracy[/color]
[color=#990033][b]> Against:[/b] religious extremism, leftcoms, unregulated capitalism, trotskyism, fascism, bordigaism, anarchism, interventionism, neoliberalism, neoconservatism, autocracy, liberalism, bourgeois democracy, misogyny, misandry[/color][/list]
[font=timesnewroman][spoiler=Political Compass][img][/img][img][/img][/spoiler][/font]


[font=timesnewroman][sub][b]"We are a moderate, pragmatic people, more comfortable with practice than theory."[/b] [i]- 24 August 2018[/i][/sub]

[font=timesnewroman][sub][b]"I know of no single formula for success. But over the years, I have observed that some attributes of leadership are universal and are often about finding ways of encouraging people to combine their efforts, their talents, their insights, their enthusiasm, and their inspiration to work together."[/b] [i]- 8 December 2018[/i][/sub]

[font=timesnewroman][sub][b]"I think change needs to be ego-less. It's not about me leaving my fingerprints or a legacy. It's more important to be part of a process by rolling up your sleeves, being on the ground, initiating projects, starting campaigns - you know, building stuff."[/b] [i]- 28 November 2017[/i][/sub]

[font=timesnewroman][sub][b]“Conservatives of America seem moderate or liberal to us.”[/b] [i]- 28 June 2019[/i][/sub]

[font=timesnewroman][sub][b]"Of course democracy is good, but it is a process, not a prescription."[/b] [i]- 15 April 2019[/i][/sub]

[font=timesnewroman][sub][b]“Holy scripture does not hold women back. It's the people that decide to interpret it in such a way for their own, sometimes political, agendas.”[/b] [i]- 25 January 2019[/i][/sub]

[font=timesnewroman][sub][b]“Conservatism is not supposed to be against change or progress... It is supposed to be skeptical of grandiose or reckless schemes which throw out the good in pursuit of the perfect.”[/b] [i]- 5 May 2019[/i][/sub]

[font=timesnewroman][sub][b]"A conservative is someone who does not think he is morally superior to his grandfather or grandmother."[/b] [i]- 17 June 2002[/i][/sub]

[font=timesnewroman][sub][b]“When someone turns to me and addresses me as 'our Queen', that word means a lot to me because it makes me feel that they know my life is theirs. My joy is their joy. My worries are their worries. If the word 'queen' means something to me, 'our queen' means everything to me.”[/b] [i]- 21 July 2019[/i][/sub]

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