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Timeline of the CEEU (CE Expanded Universe)

1000: History Begins as Time is invented by notorious criminals Holy Roman Emperor Otto III, Pope Sylvester II, and Byzantine Emperor Constantine VII

1930: History Pauses for 16 Years. This is suspected to be caused by Wirrabuk when he erased a Facist Political Party from Existance

1946: History Resumes once more as an interdimensional TV reporter says the famous quote: "And now back to our regularly scheduled program."

1969: The Southern United States of Cuba, Baja California, Panama, Brasil, Florida, Texas, Mexico the Territories of South Dakota and Canada cede from the Yankee United States og American Independent Colonies Reformed First Under the Articles of Confederation and Secondly Under the Constitution of the New United States of America

1991: Creation is discovered and the Church of the Triad of Three Time Criminals is formed

2000: South Dakota CTEs, leaving the Nonexistant Territories of Former South Dakota under the Spiritual Control of the Southern United States of Cuba, Baja California, Panama, Brasil, Florida, Texas, Mexico, the Nonexistant Territories of Former South Dakota and Canada
2046: Reykjavik is founded in British East Indian Ocean Territory, better known as Northeastern Japanese West Huron Lake

2078: The Republican Republic of West Brazilian Eastern Orlando Ontario Territory is founded

2096: The Republican Republic of West Brazilian Eastern Orlando Ontario Territory invades The Republik of Kampf Empire

2097: The Republic of the Communist Walruses of Canadia is formed

3002: The Tom Cruiseline plots a course straight through the Northeastern Japanese West Huron Lake.

3004: The Republik of Kampf Empire wins the war against The Republican Republic of West Brazilian Eastern Orlando Ontario Territory, forcing them to sign the RRWBEOOT-Kampfian Accords

3008: The Republic of the Communist Walruses of Canadia is destroyed by internal enemies, including a radical terrorist group that later goes on to found the Democratic Dictatorship of the Armed Republic of the Disputed Borderlands of Western Japanese St. Vincent and the Grenadines and Antigua and Barbuda in the Eastern Nicaraguan Egypt Congolese Plateau, four months later

3010: the Democratic Dictatorship of the Armed Republic of the Disputed Borderlands of Western Japanese St. Vincent and the Grenadines and Antigua and Barbuda in the Eastern Nicaraguan Egypt Congolese Plateau becomes a client state of the Australian-New Zealandic Monarchist Democracy of Eastern Asian Soviet Scandinavia

3045: The Autonomous Crown Territory of Brazil-Japanese Western Hondurus under the reign of the Democratic People's Totalitarian State of Southwestern Coastal California cedes from the South African Allied State of American Russia in Burmese Vietnam, in a treaty ratified by both parties

3056: The Colonial Democracy of the Western Mongolian Siberia in Northwest Papua New Guinea declares war against the Democratic Socialist Facist Regime of The Arctic Enlightened Divine Republic of the Saharan Client State of The Communist Country of the Northwestern Gentile Kingdoms of Southeast Argentina and Alaska

3062: The two warring parties were sanctioned by the United Regime of the Swiss Anti-Fascist Capitalist Liechtenstein, sparking a three way conflict.

3070: the global superpower known as The Europeian Warzone Eastern Nordic-Masonic Balderian-Lazarene Corporation Centre of West-East-North-South-Central Eastern Pacific Order of Oriental Wolves Rejected from Asia-Europe-Austrailia-Europe-Airspace-Sandbox Osiris destroyed the United Regime of the Swiss Anti-Fascist Capitalist Liechtenstein with the help of the Capitalist-Socialist Dynastic Union of the Sovereign Republican Communist States of Western Siberia in the East Atlantic Islands of North Korea and Mongolia, taking the side of the The Colonial Democracy of the Western Mongolian Siberia in Northwest Papua New Guinea

3073: This new mega-alliance was blindsided by the Central Asian International Corporation of Sanctions formed by the JSKCTVL East Asian Coalition and the Southwestern District Union of the Chilean Antarctic Zone in the Battle of The CAICS, as it takes the side of the Democratic Socialist Facist Regime of The Arctic Enlightened Divine Republic of the Saharan Client State of The Communist Country of the Northwestern Gentile Kingdoms of Southeast Argentina and Alaska

3077: The the counter offensive by the Syndicalist Revolutionary Radical Territories of the Combined Anti-Communist Allies of the North and South Carolina Colony of Southern Great Britain and Moroccan Kosovo Union of the Sovereign Union of Soviet Empires of Egyptian Antiquity Overseas Empires of Southwestern Albanian North Macedonian Republics of the Communist and Facist Regimes under the command of the Grand High Emperor of the Irish Catholic Union of Greater Middle Eastern Kingdoms in the Midwestern United States of New Brunswick officially classifies the conflict as a World War as they join the Arctic Enlightened Divine Republic of the Saharan Client State of The Communist Country of the Northwestern Gentile Kingdoms of Southeast Argentina and Alaska

3078: the combined efforts of the Authoritarian Democratic Eastern Italian Colonies in Southwestern Burundian Maldives and the Leftist-Libertarian Communist Regime of Southern Bulgarian Socialist Republican Dictatorship stage a comeback in the war against the AEDRSCSCCNWGKSAA, but it is foiled by the the Combined Efforts of the Great Legion of The Texan Administrative Republic of Imperial Communist Union of Socialist Vassalized States under the direct supervision of the Greater Union of Monaco, Malta, Sardinia, and Virginia with the Treatised Allied States of the Union of the Special Region of Administrative Imperial Empires of Northeastern South Zimbabwean Madagascar Japanese North Hemispheric Pan Atlantic Oceanic Alliance of the Northsouthern European Council of Elected Democratic Representatives from the Central African Republic of Saudi Arabia and the Indian Federation of Marquisates in the Western Himalayas of North Ukrainian Greek Italy, with authorization from the Democratic Oligarchy of Monarchism in the African Union of Greater Norwegian Free Cities in the New Holy Roman Empire of the Great and United Parliamentary Kingdom of Greater Finland, Kola, and Pakistani Revolutionary Rebellions against the Republican Empire of the Great and Sovereign States of the Most Serene Grand Council of Monarchs of the Great and Old United Federation of Colonial Kingdoms in Puerto Rico and The Vatican City of the Papal States of the Italian Peninsula of Japanese Europe, setting the Stage for the first ever CE

3085: the Authoritarian Democratic Eastern Italian Colonies in Southwestern Burundian Maldives and the Leftist-Libertarian Communist Regime of Southern Bulgarian Socialist Republican Dictatorship in favor of the Great Legion of The Texan Administrative Republic of Imperial Communist Union of Socialist Vassalized States under the direct supervision of the Greater Union of Monaco, Malta, Sardinia, and Virginia and the the Treatised Allied States of the Union of the Special Region of Administrative Imperial Empires of Northeastern South Zimbabwean Madagascar Japanese North Hemispheric Pan Atlantic Oceanic Alliance of the Northsouthern European Council of Elected Democratic Representatives from the Central African Republic of Saudi Arabia and the Indian Federation of Marquisates in the Western Himalayas of North Ukrainian Greek Italy declare war, adding their forces to the Great CE.

3087: The Central Montenegrin Humanoid Society of the District Union of the Puppetted State of North Rwanda unites under a single banner and wages the most respected guerilla war ever, gaining control over the CE by 3090

3090: The CMHSDUPSNR wins the World War for the AEDRSCSCCNWGKSAA, uniting the conquered terriories under the

Combined Efforts of The Texan Administrative Republic of Imperial Communist Union of Socialist Vassalized States under the direct supervision of the Greater Union of Monaco, Malta, Sardinia, and Virginia with the Treatised Allied States of the Union of the Special Region of Administrative Imperial Empires of Northeastern South Zimbabwean Madagascar Japanese North Hemispheric Pan Atlantic Oceanic Alliance of the Northsouthern European Council of Elected Democratic Representatives from the Central African Republic of Saudi Arabia and the Indian Federation of Marquisates in the Western Himalayas of North Ukrainian Greek Italy, with authorization from the Democratic Oligarchy of Monarchism in the African Union of Greater Norwegian Free Cities in the New Holy Roman Empire of the Great and United Parliamentary Kingdom of Greater Finland, Kola, and Pakistani Revolutionary Rebellions against the Republican Empire of the Great and Sovereign States of the Most Serene Grand Council of Monarchs of the Great and Old United Federation of Colonial Kingdoms in Puerto Rico and The Vatican City of the Papal States of the Italian Peninsula of Japanese Europe Allied States under the Authority of the Xenophobic Authoritarian Democratic Eastern Italian Colonies in Southwestern Burundian Maldives and the Leftist-Libertarian Communist Regime of Southern Bulgarian Socialist Republican Dictatorship, the Yeetarian Union of Allied Regimes, the Syndicalist Revolutionary Radical Territories of the Combined Anti-Communist Allies of the North and South Carolina Colony of Southern Great Britain and Moroccan Kosovo Union of the Sovereign Union of Soviet Empires of Egyptian Antiquity Overseas Empires of Southwestern Albanian North Macedonian Republics of the Communist and Facist Regimes under the command of the Grand High Emperor of the Irish Catholic Union of Greater Middle Eastern Kingdoms in the Midwestern United States of New Brunswick, the Central Asian International Corporation of Sanctions formed by the JSKCTVL East Asian Coalition and the Southwestern District Union of the Chilean Antarctic Zone, The Europeian Warzone Eastern Nordic-Masonic Balderian-Lazarene Corporation Centre of West-East-North-South-Central Eastern Pacific Order of Oriental Wolves Rejected from Asia-Europe-Austrailia-Europe-Airspace-Sandbox Osiris, the Honorably Mentioned and Gloriously Ancient Deceased Swiss Anti-Fascist Capitalist Liechtenstein with the help of the Capitalist-Socialist Dynastic Union of the Sovereign Republican Communist States of Western Siberia in the East Atlantic Islands of North Korea and Mongolia, Democratic Socialist Facist Regime of The Arctic Enlightened Divine Republic of the Saharan Client State of The Communist Country of the Northwestern Gentile Kingdoms of Southeast Argentina and Alaska, The Autonomous Crown Territory of Brazil-Japanese Western Hondurus under the reign of the Democratic People's Totalitarian State of Southwestern Coastal California whose Treaty was ratified by the South African Allied State of American Russia in Burmese Vietnam, Republican Republic of West Brazilian Eastern Orlando Ontario Territory, British East Indian Ocean Territory, better known as Northeastern Japanese West Huron Lake, the Icelandic Union of Nuuk and Northeast Greenlandic Territory in North America, and the Southern United States of Cuba, Baja California, Panama, Brasil, Florida, Texas, Mexico, the Nonexistant Territories of Former South Dakota and Canada under the Authoritarian Regime of Authoritarian Democratic Eastern Italian Colonies in Southwestern Burundian Maldives and the Leftist-Libertarian Communist Regime of Southern Bulgarian Socialist Republican Dictatorship in favor of the Great Legion of The Texan Administrative Republic of Imperial Communist Union of Socialist Vassalized States under the direct supervision of the Greater Union of Monaco, Malta, Sardinia, and Virginia and the the Treatised Allied States of the Union of the Special Region of Administrative Imperial Empires of Northeastern South Zimbabwean Madagascar Japanese North Hemispheric Pan Atlantic Oceanic Alliance of the Northsouthern European Council of Elected Democratic Representatives from the Central African Republic of Saudi Arabia and the Indian Federation of Marquisates in the Western Himalayas of North Ukrainian Greek Italy Protectorate States of the Union of the Central Montenegrin Humanoid Society of the District Union of the Puppetted State of North Rwanda and the Western Republic formed by various islands of Cuba, the Bahamas, Antigua and Barbuda, Palau, the Federated States of Micronesia, and the Western set of Islands of Armenian Gravesite of South Greek Macedonia

4000: The Great Oppression of Depression is enforced, increasing security in stock markets, banks, and buried treasure throughout the world

Jangunuary 1st, 4000; A new dating system is introduced by the Oppressionists, including months and days along with the standard years, which had been around for about 3000 years

Augustus 12th, 4036: the Great Recession of the Western Canada Greece Stock Market Crash occurs on White Saturday, resulting in the HDI of the CE plummeting

Jangunuary 13th, 4089: Shavara breathes, and all future dates are converted to Spanish.

Deciembre Treinta y Uno, Cuatro Mil Un Ciento, cero en punto: Standard time is introduced, to pinpoint the exact time of events for future time travellers

February 31st, 4129, 4:36 AM: Shavara sleeps. The world is safe from me google translating dates. For now.

Veptrember 63rd, 4154, 8 AM Sharp: the Western Canada Greece Stock Market Heist is pulled off by espionage agents from Prince Edward Island and Crete

March 78th, 4291, 63:89 AM: The Counter Terrorism Raid on Prince Edward's Cretan Estate in the Indian Ocean

March 78th, 4291, 9:73 PM: The 3rd Officer of the Counter Terrorist Squad accidentally fired a shot with his M69-P1 at a small village of undercover Prince Edward Court Members disguising as civilians in Edwardlandia.

March 78th, 4291, 9:74 PM: The 2nd Officer of the Counter Terrorist Squad puts down the 3rd Officer by exposing his eyes to this Arembee Post:

Kampf Empire wrote:I ONLY BRING MY FAT ASS OUT OF MY ASS CAVE TO SPREAD MAYHEM, MISERY, AND REGROW MY NIPPLES!

March 78th, 4291, 10:69 PM: All of the Silver and Gold stolen in the Western Canada Greece Stock Market Heist is recovered and returned to the Western Canada Greece Stock Market

July 44th, 4296, 12:99 PM: The 2nd Officer is tried for brutality and warcrimes and is found guilty. He is sent to the Isle of Hungary for execution. The antimatter explosion ends his life within seconds of his arrival.

Grabulary 69th, 4347, 7:32 PM: The High Demagogue of the Union of the Central Montenegrin Humanoid Society of the District Union of the Puppetted State of North Rwanda and the Western Republic formed by various islands of Cuba, the Bahamas, Antigua and Barbuda, Palau, the Federated States of Micronesia, and the Western set of Islands of Armenian Gravesite of South Greek Macedonia is assassinated

The Dominion of Lerasi

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