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Alice & Curly's Money Laundry

Alice & Curly's Money Laundry

Everybody wants clean fresh money, free from any stigma of its source or origins and free from any traces of its past lives. We at Alice & Curly's Money Laundry use the obfuscation of sources of money through the process of concealing the origins of money obtained illegally by passing it through a complex sequence of banking transfers or commercial transactions. The overall scheme of this process returns the money to the us in an obscure and indirect way, therefore in a "clean" state.

Our Rate Schedule

  • Slightly Soiled Funds - 5%

  • Lightly Soiled Funds - 15%

  • Moderately Soiled Funds - 25%

  • Severely Soiled Funds - 50%

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