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Gameplay Magazine - Style - NSers Cookie Edition

When thinking of NS mini-games and events, I thought that politicians are far more likely to engage in fundraising (for PACs and lobbies, etc) than to come across nukes or zombies (at least hopefully). What could be more delightful than a mini-event that revolved around raising money perhaps through the selling of baked goods (scrumptious cookies and cupcakes and cakes and brownies and pastries oh my)

My all time favorite games has to be LinkCookie Run: OvenBreak and I've been playing it on and off for years. The game has always been aesthetically delightful and Devsisters (a South Korean gaming developer) has consistently worked on improving the game and making it fun to play whether or not you buy things. While the game has changed a lot since its first iterations, one thing remains constant (the constant updates) and the adorable cookies and their pets!

Recently, the game released Season 4 with Sands of Yogurca, an Aladdin inspired theme. Each cookie and pet (along with the events) has a backstory. P.S. 90% of the cookies are gendered as "female" but that was irrelevant in the selection.

Without further ado, Cookie Run: NS Edition:

Aleister

Gumball Cookie
"The hard outside and soft inside of a gumball was separated, then evenly mixed into this cookie batter... and Ta-Da! Gumball Cookie was born! If you smell sweet and sour aroma, Gumball Cookie is nearby! He is out on a mission to transform the "boring" into colorful and fun! Walls? Ceilings? Obstacles? Everything is a canvas for this mischievous cookie! It is said that he even made the Witch angry for coloring her oven the day after he was born. For such reasons, he is resented at times but he will stop at nothing to share his art with the world. When he discovered the City of Wizards, he danced with joy for finding a canvas like world waiting to be colored!"

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Altino

Macaron Cookie
"Did you think this Cookie was made with artificial food colorings? Guess again! She was made with 100% all-natural ingredients. Even her long, gorgeous eyelashes are completely organic. Cookies are drawn to her friendly smile and gentle voice. In fact, cute little macaron animals love to gather around her too. Once she starts playing her macaron drum, the macaron animals start a little parade. At times, the parade can get out of hands, but Macaron Cookie still enjoys the company anyway. When she gets really excited, Macaron Cookie may debut her most festive performance for you."
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Altmoras

Muscle Cookie
"Muscle Cookie's recipe requires protein powder and at least 3 weeks of kneading (the longer the better). Such rigorous cooking process prepared him to push through most obstacles without losing Energy. Consistent upgrades will strengthen his crust even more."

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August

Ninja Cookie
"No cookie knows the importance of training better than Ninja Cookie. But is it just training? The secret to his multi-step jump is unknown. Some say he steps on wind, others claim he is more than a Cookie. The higher his level, the more he can jump."

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Bran Astor

Wind Archer Cookie

"Originally, this Cookie was the wind who loved the forest green. This wind delightfully spent its days spreading fresh and sweet fragrances across the forest. Until the fallen souls started to invade the forest and eat up everything sweet that they saw, leaving the desserts to live in fear. In order to save the paradise in peril, the Sugar Swan, blew life and power of purification into the wind. Transforming the wind into the Wind Archer Cookie, the protector of the forest from the darkness. As long as Wind Archer Cookie's heart containing the hope of the forest is intact, he'll never stop protecting the forest."
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Community

Soda Cookie
"After coating himself with a special glaze, he soaked up some sun and was toasted to the perfect shade of golden brown. He is now a free-spirited waterproof cookie who loves to surf around on the soda popsicle board he found in the Witch's freezer. Given the chance, he would embark on a never-ending pursuit of the perfect wave. Would he ever come back? Maybe not! With his miraculous power for generating soda waves, he could surf for the whole summer! You'll know the true meaning of and endless summer with this Cookie."

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Cormactopia Prime

Cherry Cookie
"Decorated with bright cherry syrup, this Cookie is always looking for trouble. The cute look makes her dangerous pranks that much more unexpected. Beware of Cherry Bombs that she loves throwing around so much."
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Darkesia

Cocoa Cookie
"Even if her body is 80% cocoa, she's always sipping hot cocoa, even during summer time. Her marshmallow hat is so deliciously sweet she needs to resist the temptation of taking a chunk out of it and dipping it into her cup. Her plump smooth cheeks just add to her charm! When she indulges in a freshly prepared cup of cocoa, all her worries melt away."

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Dalimbar

Cheesecake Cookie
This is a flavorful Cookie made out of an entire cheesecake. Since she never had problems with money while growing up, she likes to throw luxurious parties and set off Coin Fireworks for her friends. She is rich in flavor and likes to stay stylish as she casually jogs along. It's hard to resist the temptation to devour this deliciously decadent Cookie.
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Davelands

Banana Cookie
"Step right up to see Banana Cookie's sweet Hula Hoop Show! Once in, you'll see that the crowd is filled with her wild animals friends. After all, she used to be a world famous explorer. Watching her show will energize you to the max! Banana Cookie's favorite part of the show is when she's showered with Coins after the finale act, Maybe she enjoys it a bit too much. Some even say that she takes all the Coins, even though it's the monkey who does the tricks. But the truth is, she donates most of the circus earnings to animal protection organizations, and the monkey approves."

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Deadeye Jack

Hero Cookie
"While the other Cookies escaped the hot oven one by one, this Cookie remained inside, lost in his research. He was brilliant enough to finally succeed in building an ultimate escaping machine, the 'Caramel Syrup Suit'. "

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East Malaysia

General Jujube Cookie
"This long-bearded Cookie is from the furthest eastern edge of the continent. Don't let his fierce appearance intimidate you, he is actually quite sweet. And he becomes even sweeter when his face reddens with anger or surprise. With his Candy Scimitar he can destroy everything standing in his path with a swift slash. But, don't worry, behind his rough exterior is a delicate soul. Every morning he can be spotted carefully combing out his beard."

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Elegarth

Skating Queen Cookie
"Top quality ingredients, exhausting rehearsals and unparalleled discipline made the Cookie we know today. She gains extra points with a performance so perfect in technical merit and presentation that all others pale in comparison. Beautiful in every detail."

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El Fiji Grande

Peppermint Cookie
"The mint leaves used to make this Cookie was gathered from a town near the clear sea. This refreshing Cookie likes to stare far away, with a distant dreamy expression. Its eyes itself seem like a deep, deep ocean. When it is deep in its thoughts, it gives an even more mysterious atmosphere. When it blows its treasured conch shell, an old friend, Peppermint Whale appears for company. Peppermint Cookie believes in and treasures, not the great, but the unchanging things, just like the waves that come and go. May its smiles be unchanging as well."

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Eluvatar

Wizard Cookie
"Having come to possess the Witch's Candy Wand by accident (or not?), he discovered unique magical powers, which seem to be reinforced by his wafflecone hat. Frequently used spells include "MayeverydaybelikeHalloweennolessnomore", which never fails to start up celebrations here and there."

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Erastide

White Choco Cookie
"A Cookie made of rich and indulgent gourmet white chocolate containing abundant butter. White Choco Cookie's moves are both elegant and precise. With her fencing sword, she is sharp and graceful. Without it, she remains delicate and exact. Watch her perfect hair shine with every step she takes. White Choco Cookie can always be found surrounded by her devoted Cookie fans. With her excellent skill and dapper appearance, it's no wonder she makes the hearts of her female fans bubble with adoration."

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Ever-Wandering Souls
Roll Cake Cookie

"A Cookie applied with a generous amount of fresh whipped cream. Only the fluffiest and sweetest ingredients were used to make this Cookie. So it's a huge mystery on why he's so wild. Roll Cake Cookie carries a giant Roll Cake Hammer to crush all obstacles on his path. But that's not all, he rides his enormous Road Roller to squash some more. Phew, what a character. (But they say that the Road Roller tastes better with the almonds stuck to it from all the squashing!) Perhaps the milked cow had a wild side, or the whipped cream was whipped too much? We'll never know. And here's another mystery to solve. Roll Cake Cookie was heard yelling, "I too wanted to be a lovable cake!"

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Fedele

Rockstar Cookie
"''He's the only Cookie to discover rock and roll in the oven. His rock shows will knock your socks off. What makes his performances so stunning? He knows that practice makes perfect. Amidst ceaselessly tuning his style, he discovered the Slide Blast ability. He's a shining star amongst the Cookies.''"

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Frattastan IV

Pancake Cookie

"Browned to perfection, the cute and energetic Pancake Cookie was born. Unlike his brother, he is cute to the extreme. And he knows it! He even added a piece of butter on top of his head to make himself even cuter. Cuteness overload! This sweet and innocent Cookie's favorite thing in the world is Acorn Jelly. You can try to resist his charms, but he'll get that Acorn Jelly from you one way or another."
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The Grim Reaper

Moon Rabbit Cookie
"Fresh rice harvested from the happy soils of Dessert Paradise were used to bake the happy Moon Rabbit Cookie. This Cookie's chubby cheeks are always filled with sweet rice cake. How cute! But her desire for rice cake has a dark side too. Under a full moon, Moon Rabbit Cookie's craving for rice cake can grow so strong that she transforms into giant Rice Cake Bunny! She then jumps around wildly, crushing everything around her until someone gives her some rice cake to calm her down. Once upon a time, during one of her crazy transformations, the other Cookies tried to keep the giant Rice Cake Bunny in check by grabbing each other's hands and building a circle around her. Ever since, the Cookies have keep a tradition of holding hands and going around in circles under full moon."

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Hakketomat

Vampire Cookie
"The Witch was busy making cookies while brewing a batch of her favorite grape juice, but she used of over-ripened grapes and left it in the barrel for far far too long. She tried to create a juice flavored cookie, but out of the Barrel came Vampire Cookie, an incredibly potent yet delicious cookie with an unquenchable thirst for grape juice. As the Vampire Cookie's body is 10% grape juice he's always on the hunt for extra juice droplets to stop his juice level from dropping. The hunt keeps him up late into the night so he really struggles to get up in the morning. His lazy morning attitude may make you think that he likes an easy life, but he is full of passion and legend has it that he risked his life to free the Alchemist Cookie from the Witch's lair. His charming attitude and rugged handsome looks make him popular with the girl cookies. When not on the hunt he likes to relax with a nice glass of grape juice and ponder the meaning of life."

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Harmoneia

Cotton Candy Cookie
"Cookie made of sweet, sweet sugar. Apparently, Cotton Candy Cookie has the highest level of sugar among the Cookies. With a heart so sweet, no wonder she's always in love! She spends all day writing love letters, but discards more letters than she sends. She does not write those letters for her love to come true, but to cherish each moment of being in love. Almost every Cookie has received a letter from Cotton Candy Cookie. They say that the contents of the letter are so sweet, that every Cookie hopes to receive one someday."
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The Holy Principality of Saint Mark

Pirate Cookie
Sea water and rum are crucial ingredients when it comes to Pirate Cookie. He might look tough, but really is a hopeless romantic. In his ghostly form, Pirate Cookie walks right through obstacles but, alas, is unable to pick up any Energy Potions.

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Imkiville

Fairy Cookie
"With the least calories and highest fiber content, it's the healthiest Cookie of all. She can even produce oxygen, which keeps the air clean around her. The energy of the forest feeds her protective shield. Those who envy Fairy Cookie say she has strawberry jam of arrogance inside, but you don't believe them, right?"

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Imperium of Josh

Cinnamon Cookie
"Sweet cinnamon powder lightly scatters each time this Cookie swings its cape. This delightful Cookie insists on showing its Card Tricks, which are so hectic, as they go up and down from side to side, it is almost impossible to follow. Some of the other Cookies at times refer to Cinnamon Cookie as frivolous. But as long as a single Cookie enjoys the show, it must go on. Keep your distance, being too close to this sweet scented magician will make you sneeze. Poof!"
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Jar Wattinree

Ninetales (Kumiho) Cookie
"Originally a fox-shaped marshmallow. She aspired to be a cookie so much that she survived on only flour and butter for 999 days while mastering the sorcery to fake a Cookie. As a result, she can now disguise herself as a seducing and appealing cookie. Anyone who catches even a glimpse of her will fall in love with her."

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King HEM

Adventurer Cookie
"This cookies has traveled far and wide, beyond the realm of the Witch. All other Cookies thought he was a legend, but he's back and will guide others into uncharted territories of a new exciting world. His thirst for the unknown is unquenchable and will continue to roam the wide world as long as he can."

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Kshrlmnt

Blackberry Cookie
"She always wears a nonchalant look and other Cookies might think she is hard to approach. But looks are deceiving. She has the amazing ability to concentrate on one task until it's finished and has been helping other Cookies with their problems with amazing organizational skills she learned from working for a prestigious household. Anyone would think one Cookie is incapable of doing so many things, but she proves everyone wrong. When it's time to run, she really cranks it up."

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Kortexia

Alchemist Cookie
"Made from the freshest of grapes said to have descended from the heavens, this smart cookie only cares about one thing; Research! Not only she can calculate the value of all matter in her head, she can figure out what elements to add to transform it! But she knows that being lazy or sitting idly by will achieve nothing! To get something of value, you have to give something of value in return - that's the Alchemist Cookie's theory."

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Kyrusia

Devil Cookie
"Mysterious in many ways. Looks hot and spicy, but tastes like Cola. A byproduct of Angel Cookie batter exposed to dark magic, he can see flying Spirit Jellies unknown to other Cookies. Catching those Jellies unleashes the feared Super Devil."

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Lamoni

Dr. Wasabi Cookie
"An odd scientist that's always experimenting on the unimaginable! Judging by her crazy inventions, it's probable that the wasabi used to make this Cookie far exceeds the recommended amount! Dr. Wasabi Cookie enjoys experimenting with her patented Wasabi Syrup. But be careful, cause the syrup is so powerful, it causes genetic mutations! Miscalculating the dosage even the slightest bit will turn living things into curious creatures! But hey, someone's gotta create new creatures right? Right?? And no worries, no creatures are harmed in the experiments--- Or so they say."

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McMasterdonia

Moonlight Cookie
Moonlight Cookie's graceful wavy hair shines under the night sky, elegant and mystical as ever. She was created by the ancient wizards even before the Cookie Kingdom itself was built, and learned the secrets of the City of Wizards. But for some unknown reason, she was left to protect the city all alone. She is strongest while in her dreams, therefore was able to protect the city from intruders. But being by herself for a long time has made her sad and lonely at times. At these moments, she falls asleep, where she is able to lean by her friend Moon and draw in the night sky with her Star friends to cheer up.
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McStooley

Lime Cookie
"When baking this Cookie, large amounts of citrus peels were used. Perhaps that's why Lime Cookie is so feisty. Her trademark bangs were made with sweet, sweet pudding. No matter how fast or wildly she runs, her bangs stay perfect. Don't let her cute appearance fool you, she is known to be a bit cold to the other Cookies. "

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Miss Bad Life Choices

Apple Cookie
"This cute little cookie loves apple shaped balloons and alphabet bubbles. No other cookie can rival her powerful innocent creativity. She even created her own Bonus Time to play to her heart's content. Like any other kid, she runs like crazy at first and slows down when tired."

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Miss Madeline

Peach Cookie
"Peach Cookie is a master of martial arts from far, far away. She picked two of the juiciest peaches in a sunny valley and wears them in a traditional "ox horns" hairstyle. Don't be fooled by her cute smileľ-she can crush your bones! She is brimming with confidence and ready to fight any obstacles standing in her way. The Bamboo Forest is hardly a challenge to her. You can always tell where she's been, for she leaves behind a sweet, peachy scent... and a few fallen enemies. "
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Pallaith

Snow Sugar Cookie
"Made of snow, sugar, and an unknown secret ingredient, this Cookie was once very lonely, wandering through a vast snow field. Then one day, it found a magic wand that could summon snow creatures and wouldn't melt even in the oven. The Cookie learned to summon friends like the Sea Snow Cone and the Great Snow King and was never lonely again."
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Reploid Productions

Avocado Cookie
Gather some avocados (the more, the better!) ripened under the hot sun (the more ripe, the better!), then mash, mash, MASH! That's how you make a healthy and nutritious Avocado Cookie! But you know what terribly lacked nutrients growing up? Her sense of humor! And you will soon know why. Avocado Cookie is a famous master smith. She spends days and nights at the smithy making this and that. It is said that Avocado Cookie can create just about anything!

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Rigels Light

Orange Cookie
"You can't find another cookie as zesty as Orange Cookie. She enjoys all outdoors activities, especially on a sunny day. The sunscreen ingredient inside of her is the secret to her perfect tan. She is always full of positive energy and just being with her makes others happy. Her smashes are getting stronger every time.. perhaps it is because of her childhood friend?.."
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Salaxalans

Pistachio Cookie
"A purple storm cloud loomed over the forgotten forest where Pistachio Cookie was sleeping. She was suddenly struck by lilac lightening and a devine and mysterious being appeared to her in a vision to tell her that it was her destiny to rescue all the other Cookies from the oven.

When she awoke she was surrounded by a thousand fireflies with hard pistachio shells and she realized right then and there that was now her time to shine!

She then swore to the devine and mysterious being that she would give her life to helping other Cookies.

Clad in her shell armour the healthy and deliciously nutty Pistachio Cookie then set out on her sacred mission to rid the oven of danger.

This was the first step in Pistachio Cookie's journey to becoming a hero and a saint!"

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Salvarity

Herb Cookie
"Warm like the sunshine and fresh like the scent of rain, Herb Cookie will ease your mind when you're feeling down. Herb Cookie was made of fresh, nutritious organic ingredients, which may not be to everyone's taste. On rainy days, Herb Cookie keeps himself dry with a leaf umbrella while listening to the sound of falling raindrops. On warm days, Herb Cookie enjoys the sunshine while carrying around his favourite potted plant. This Cookie treats all living things and each and every moment as precious. He believes the little things in life that make you laugh or cry are to be cherished, just like a ray of sunshine after the rain."

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Sylven Razedusk

Cream Puff Cookie
"She is the sweet Cream Puff Cookie that makes you feel good just by looking at her. Something about her makes you worry about her, but that's her charm point. Although she is a bit clumsy, great powers lie within her, and her potential is unpredictable. After many failed attempts with her spells, she visits the library to cheer herself up. That day, she found out about the City of Wizards, and hence her adventure to become a respected wizard begins! Will Cream Puff Cookie be able to reach her goal?? Let's find out!"

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The Notorious Mad Jack

Muay Thai (Red Pepper) Cookie
"Hot peppers were directly added to the dough to make this one spicy Cookie. His desire to be the best is unbeatable. He will use pain as his weapon. All the Cookies say that Muay Thai Cookie stayed in the oven a little too long to become tough. He's now got quite a tan, which goes perfectly with his charisma. He's thinks his hairstyle shows his diligence so he'll never change it."

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Tim Stark

Lemon Cookie
"The acidic and sharp Lemon Cookie was born in a cold laboratory while the creator was experimenting with electricity. A giant, fresh lemon with a high dose of acidity was added in the making of this cookie, hence it courses with electricity. The cube that Lemon Cookie carries with him controls all the high voltage electricity his body contains. Lemon Cookie's childhood friend found this cube quite intriguing. Thanks to the friend, Lemon Cookie learned various ways to solve the cube and even has some of his own tricks up his sleeve. When Lemon Cookie was unable to control its power it became a danger to other cookies. This childhood friend may have been the only one Lemon Cookie could talk to. Lemon Cookie might not be easy to approach, but electrifying surprises might await us if we do."

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Vincent Drake

Special Force Cookie

"Armed with a sweet candy gun, Cookie passed special force training with flying colors and joined Cookie Intelligence Agency shortly after. Her mission is classified, but probably involves escaping from the oven first."

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Xoriet

Princess Cookie
"The royal family's darling, she always gets her way. Don't be fooled by the adorable smile and cute hairdo. Princess Cookie had some serious martial arts training growing up. She's fearless, knowing that her whipped cream petticoat is as good as a shield."
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Queen Yuno

Cherry Blossom Cookie
"On a warm spring day, the first pink cherry blossoms were collected, then made into liquid essence for a generous amount of time. And with this essence, Cherry Blossom Cookie was born. Just by looking at her, you will feel splendid and warm inside, with a tingle on both your cheek. On a perfect weather, you will be able to witness her humming with her umbrella open, trying to fly into the air. She is most adorable when she offers you her delicious sandwich and tea. But watch out, once she starts to chat, you will lose track of time."
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