He's thicc-er when playing tennis.
He takes his copy of the Draft Resolution, folds it over once, and then tears it in half. "This proposal is worthless. I suggest you just give up on it and move onto other ideas."
So much misinformation, fetishization, Dragon Lady troping, and much more in this thread... why doesn't NS have a nauseated or barfing emoji?
Count me in. I'll spread the word of the Lord and Savior using a prison shank.
Being a jew doesn't give you some fancy jew magic that makes you instantly have a million bajillion dollars.
I wonder if his cosplay is in the vein of "been in the air fryer for a minute too long" or "oh dear god why would you put pizza rolls in the actual f---ing oven oh my god please send help"
The South shall s---post again / *strums banjo*
How is this cat making eighteen threads and I periodically have to identify all the pictures with a plane in it? / ...this is probably not the place to ask that question.
I have reported your crime to the police and moderation. Any last words, criminal scum?
Drink lots of tea or the builder will walk out of the job through your butt.
I swore I'd never sell out my country but the bonbons were just too magnifique
I check the light fitting can take it then wrap it around my neck and kick the chair away.
Therapist: Buff Lego Jesus isn't real, he can't hurt you [photo]
Jump right in! The heresy is warm
Taste, buy some.
Contrary to popular opinion, we do not exist to jump when you say "Grave-dig!"
Mod ban Ug.
You'd knock more sense into a church or temple bell.
Not actively condemning China is now defending the CCP. Really reaching for a gotcha there.
Gee, it's like they invented an opinion column for a reason. And that's rich, an ancap calling someone's opinion monstrous.
I remember a long time ago I was on another forum and thread about a foiled mass-shooting turned into a discussion about the average cost of cross-dressing prostitutes.
We're going to need it in order to keep easily entertained.
2/10, sometimes they leave the tap open when they brush their teeth but that’s as evil as they get.
It's like the great man theory of history, but stupid.
We have the best pigs. Many farmers tell me that they've never seen pigs like them.
That's certainly an interpretation. / The other, and more realistic one, is the one where she praised him for advocating a potentially dangerous drug that medical experts have warned about repeatedly. / But go ahead and miss the irony in complaining about partisanship whilst simultaneously doing a "orange man bad" routine.
You should stop going to Chernobyl.
Every state is just Dakota, but with cardinal directions in relation to the position of South Dakota.
You are descending into very worrying philosophical territory.
anyone to the left of Pinochet: *exists* / right-wingers: wat about vuvuzelaaa lmao gottem
You expect me to read the article? Pashaw.
More! It's amazing!
He's so chill he became blazing.
"My duties are to f--- cheese and declare war on oompa loompa prison camps, so f--- off!"
I can see it now. Jones goes to the big tub of Kool Aid powder to make his followers a nice drink. But he's out. So he calls in a loyal follower and orders them to go buy more Kool Aid. But they're run the shop right out of it, all the loyal follower can manage is some packets of Flavor Aid. Jones is not happy, but since that's all there is, he mixes up all the Flavor Aid and takes a sip. Oh no. What. Is. This. S---. Right then, f--- it. Can't live without Kool Aid, we all have to die. Followers are all like, noooo, really? We have to drink Flavor Aid now? I'd rather die. And so they do. / *buys more shares in Kool Aid*
I dunno, can you sue the CEO of Racism?
This is a meme, right? / This has to be a meme.
How the hell did this thread go from "Kim Jong-Un's deteriorating health" to "the ethical implications of fetishizing his sister?"
You can not stop me!! You can only BAN me.
Wonton strip massacre
Imagine someone asking Jesus to save them from Jews. It's like asking MLK to save you from black people.
*Builders club that costs hundreds of dollars* It's free
You know you really said some s--- when a mod looks at the post and they roast you.
Dreadfully sorry sir and/or mam, but our archives do not go back that far. :D
Why would we buy new hamsters? / Guinea pigs are larger and more powerful. We should just sell the hamsters and replace them. / #upgradetoguineapigs
Roses are red, athletes can slam dunk / This forum has now taught me - what it's like to be drunk.
I'm not sure what's going on in this thread. / But whatever it is, I'm killing it with Holy Mod Fire before I go and realign my chakras.
That neighbourhood knows how to execute a joint action :) / Is that the pun you were looking for? :p
The Peoples Republic wishes to express that it is in fact, not our mother who is the brunt of this joke, but indeed the mother of the original poster who shall endure ridicule.
This is a worldwide movement that will make the world silly again. / Moar yuuge then just the UK. / We will buld a cake and make Antarctica pay for it. / We will strip away the water gun laws that hold back so many. / We will make cannons a public transportation option. / Also, unicorns will be real.
Mad Bantz lad. / But no.
Direct the orgasm up your chakras and then astral project to heaven
I prefer Fulham FC terrace chants
Separatist Ambassador Benjamin Bell, in the General Assembly debating chambers for "Abortionplexes for All:"
"Your honor, it was not mein fault! I didn't order the systematic genocide of millions of people, it was the twenty kilograms of pure-cut Bavarian cocaine that did it!"
Good thing we 'Muricans use Freedom UnitsTM* instead of those pesky Euro-Metrics! / *Freedom UnitsTM, of course, meaning British-made imperial units.
"Crime doesn't pay-" Trump: "WRONG!"
Apologies - I was under the mistaken impression you wanted to set up an interesting roleplay. Enjoy your thread and see you round.
And I channel my inner fifteen year old self and dub thee future generations: Gainas, Mozi, and Orinoco. o/
"I keep an object in my house that is much more likely to be used to kill or injure me or my loved ones than to attack any intruder pretty much for my own amusement" would be my idea of a stupid f---ing argument.
You'd better be making Chuck and Nancy pay rent with all that time they spend in your head.
Look you can't just keep shouting proper nouns at me, I scare easily.
Why do I hear boss music? / Oh wait, never mind.
I don't blame you for building your own mythology about Flynn. After all, your messiah needs some heroic sidekicks to go with him.
Run over by house, beans cooked, body egged with car jelly.
Establish naval dominance, which shouldn't be too taxing. Proceed with coastal bombardment alongside a conventional invasion. Have LODESTONE counteract whatever usage of hammerspace they may or may not have come up with, and apply heavy warding to all troops as a counter to particle cannons (in whatever form they are implemented). Collect samples of the foam, deduce a counter-agent to dissolve it. Have HELMINTH go in equipped with said counter-agent. EMP shouldn't be too much of an issue due to aforementioned warding. Knowing the AU, I probably missed something somewhere, but everything else seems straightforward.