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MoRA : Citizen's Spotlight - Episode 6 : The Filippinas

Beepee walks centre stage. From the audience comes a single, solitary "Booooo!" Clearly shaken, Beepee continues...

Ladies and Gentlemen and our viewers at home, tonight we continue wondrous journey through the South Pacific, learning about fun and exciting nations and discovering the people behind the banners.

Tonight, I am pleased to welcome The Filippinas!

The audience applauds loudly, somewhere in the back of the audience silent fireworks are released in celebration.

Fili strides confidently on stage and is warmly embraced by Beepee.

Make yourself comfortable and let me get you a drink. What will you have?

I'd choose me some cold SPIT, because I am not a traitor to the region, and I am forever loyal to its... rather bizarre material....

Fili makes himself comfy in his chair

What flavour may I get you? I have a wide range of SPIT here!

Fili ponders for a moment

I'll have the Beepeean SPIT please. Because he did something I never could have done without him.

Fili winks at Beepee, who instantly flushes with embarrassment

Ehm, um, let me ask you a question...... ehm, how did you find out about NationStates?

I found NationStates while just browsing on my phone, looking for games I could download that were geo-political. Did you know theres a phone app for NationStates?

No, I didn't.... that's interesting

It's called Stately, but its pretty rubbish.

Oh!

And thats how I found NationStates. I joined it because I was very interested in playing geo-political games.

And, you came across our glorious South Pacific. What made you want to stay in TSP?

The members.

I am absolutely in love with all of them, including you! :3

Beepee becomes flushed again and stumbles to find the words

Given you love us all so much, if you could were in charge of citizens spotlight, which nation would you want to interview and why?

I would interview Poleande, because I think hes one of the most friendly and nice nations, and also because he might also be interested in this.

I'm sure Pol, would make an excellent subject! Beepee scribbles on his notes

And if you, could choose anyone for a real world interview?

The Solar System Scope, I'd love to talk to a Scandinavian fox one day.

We're going to take a short break, to hear a word from our sponsor. Dont go anywhere, we'll be right back

This episode of Spotlight is brought to you by the May Edition of the Coconut Press

Welcome back ladies and gentlemen. Today, we've got The Filippinas, Fili, under the spotlight.

On this show, we always expect our nations to want to be power hungry egotists. So If you were delegate, what's the first thing you would want to do in the role?

Well Im not really familiar with the delegate position sooo...I guess I would telegram members for advice and suggestions for future events... and also participate in debates of region issues.

Why that doesn't sound egotistical at all! Let's see if its true... if you have to sing karaoke right now, what song do you pick? Out of 10 (ten being brilliant) how do you rate your singing abilities.

Any song, all songs are good.

I'd say, and Im not tryin to brag here, but I'd say Im a 6. I dont sing that much to be honest. (._.)

It is true, you're super nice! Lets find out a little but more about you personally... what did you have for breakfast this morning?

I had some lovely scrambled eggs and hotdogs, with a sprinkle of corned beef. Mmm.....

Beepee wipes a small amount of drool from the side of his mouth.

Mmm, tasty! On the topic of important choices with a food related theme... cake or pie?

Cake is a lie, My life is Pie.

A Pieletariat at heart.... awesome. You've been so much fun on the RMB, when you're not NationStates-ing what do you like to do?

oh, I'm either busy at school, or I'm on discord... or asleep.

Sleep is my third favourite pastime, after NS and Eating. We're almost out of time, it's been fabulous to talk to you today, is there anything you'd like to say?

Am I a person looking for hate and trouble? No, I most certainly am not. This game is now part of my life. I can't leave it now. And I love the people, theyre so lovely.

And also, I like "borrowing" things from other people... ya'know?
ya'know??

Beepee nods, knowingly

Thank you so much for appearing on Spotlight. Ladies and Gentlemen, please show your appreciation to Fili!

The audience, sets of more fireworks in celebration of Fili, filling the studio with smoke

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Join

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time for

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another episode of Spotlight.

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