Constitution of the FCN

so yeah this dude Captain lard challenged me to make a constitution of this one region so here we go

article 1: no supermarket cola on the premises or you will be a meaniehead and be sent to your room

article 2: This article is obsolete.

article 3: [Placeholder: Remember to make a rule for this article]

article 4: 🇫🇮 forever

this is e🅱️ic