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The Boke of Lazarene Histories (LazHis)

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The Age of Tubb
Where Lazarus lived under the most rotund delegate of Treadwellia

4/04/2019 --- Present Day

Ancestries 1:1
11/02/2019: The great nation of A rosa did split from Lazarus, with a bittersweet goodbye, and made their own region now called The Ros Empire. The Mineral Triplets (of the Copper States, Silicon States and Aluminium States) then did send settlers to make a new nation called The platinum states to remind The Ros Empire of whence they came from.

Ancestries 1:2
4/04/2019: The great delegate of Imkiville did sign over the honourable throne to the rotund nation of Treadwellia, one that endorsed plumpness and autocracy of the most large denizen. Treadwellia was rulled by Grand Tubbius and his royal family.


Tubbia 1:1
10/05/2019: A medium-sized nation from Lazarus by the name of The copper states said: “Let there be a record to chronicle Lazarene events”, and so it was. The Lazarene cabinet at that moment did consist of:

Treadwellia as the C.E.O. and Delegate,
Kingdom of Napels as the Director of the Paralegal Department
New Rogernomics as the Director of Internal Management as well as a Security Auditor
Harmoneia, Killer Kitty, Aflana and previous delegate Imkiville were also Security Auditors
Your Imaginary Friend wasn’t an official member of the cabinet, but was recognised as a master of Internal Affairs within Lazarus

There were also many foreign diplomats, including the Copper States themselves.

Tubbia 1:2
12/05/2019: The noble Leonism did celebrate its 7 Billionth member, and there was much rejoicing to be had. What makes this day of worth, however, is that the aforementioned Leonism did state itself friends of Hycronesia and many others. This made Lazarus even more tight-woven and merry. What joy!

Tubbia 1:3
14/05/2019: The noble Leonism agreed with The copper states to create a union in which there would be no visas, and citizens could pass and live freely (there would also be exchanging of the scientific knowledges)! This was the dawn of of the Lazarene Imperia. It may be viewed here:

Today the imperial government in Leestcheck announced the signing of four landmark treaties between the Imperium of Leonism and the Scientocratic Oligarchy of The copper states. The mutually beneficial treaties were signed after short negiotiations and could have wider implications for Lazarus.

The treaties are:

The Research and Science Treaty

Acknowleding the common goal of both nations to further scientific research and progress, the Scientocratic Oligarchy of The copper states and the Imperium of Leonism hereby agree to

a) share any non-confidential research with each other.
b) grant visa to any scientist visiting the other nation
c) establish a student exchange program between the two nations
d) --- removed and expanded into a seperate treaty ---

Both signatory nations will from here on work together to boost their scientific output and higher education, with the ultimate goal of furthering the societal progress of humanity in Lazarus.

The Lazarus Aero-Space Agency Treaty (LASA-Treaty)

Remark: Originally part of the above treaty under d), it was decided to create a seperate treaty for this idea, to allow other states to join at a later date.

a) The signatory nations create a common Lazarus Aero-Space Agency, to further scientific research of outer space and enable scientists from all participating nations to pool resources for this purpose.
b) The Agency, further refered to as LASA, shall recieve at minimum 0,5% of GDP per annum as funding from the signatory nations.
c) LASA is open to all nations resident in Lazarus

The Larazus Imperia Treaty

Remark: Originally limited to granting visa to scientists as per the Research and Science Treaty under b), on behalf of The Copper States the scope of this idea was expanded to include visa free travel to all citizens of all participant nations

a) The signatory nations hereby waive all prerequesites for visa for citizens of other signatory nations, thus forming a Common Travel Area (CTA) in Lazarus through which all Lazarene citizens may move unhindered.
b) The Treaty is open to all nations of Lazarus.
c) Signatory nations may withdraw from the treaty anytime with a 90-day advance warning
d) Signatory nations may limit the time a citizen of another signatory nation can travel through their country to no less than 90 days

Treaty on the establishment of an imperial naval base in The copper states and mutual protection of merchant ships

a) The Imperium of Leonism pays 10 billion Imperialmarks for a plot of 10 square kilometers of unused coastal land near the southern border of The copper states, called Caulicarrot Bay
b) In return, the Imperium will recieve full souvereignity over this land and be explicitly permitted to establish a naval base there, including an airstrip
c) The based military will never be used against The Copper States or its allies
d) The Imperial Navy of Leonism will protect merchant ships from The Copper States free of charge whenever these use the Translazarussian trade route, currently linking Cianlandia, Leonism and Hycronesia. In return, warships from the Copper States will also protect merchant ships from Leonism if possible.
e) The Imperium of Leonism will refrain from storing Weapons of Mass Destruction at the newly established base

Signed in Venstradam on May 14, 2019

Caussi Caulicarrot Camillot
Leader of The copper states

Imperator Konsul Leo I.
of the Imperium of Leonism

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Then do we enter a dark time, where The copper states bufooneshly forgot to record anything of date. During this time, the feared Lily rose, destroyed Ros Empire, and then was shunned. The copper states also reached 1 billion before a meteor crash, and Moose Farmers (Adelsin and Sneyland) stopped in Lazarus, although very briefly.

Tubbia 1:4
28/07/2019: The copper states did awaken from their slumber and said: "Let LazHis continue!". And so it does to this day.

Tubbia 1:5
28/07/2019: Sneyland and Adelsin did return to Lazarus, this time for good. All moose harassment was forgot, and a new chapter of moose began.

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