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by Terrusya. . 14 reads.

Taco Day

[size=200]In order to keep the memory of Taco Country alive we have decided to start Taco Day back up again which used to be a celebration the people of Taco Country celebrated before all being blown up.[/size]

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 Here’s the old document scavenged from the remnants of Taco Country:


After three hours of a political meeting on deciding w[background=black][color=black]ha[/color][/background]t to do with Taco Tuesday, the politics finally came up with an answer: The Taco Day Legislation
Thi[background=black]s day known as Ta[/background]co Day will be celebrated every third Tuesday of every month. 
This celebration will consist of the following:
-Parades and marches
-Guess stars and famous singers
-A day off from school and work
-The first 100 tacos are free

The Health: 
Now with the people being obese there will be [background=black][color=black]a[/color][/background] national Exercise Day every Wednesday and the people’s supply of tacos are limited to 2 a day except on Taco Day. 
Schools no longer consist of about 40 minutes of gym rather now at the end of the day there’s a two hour gym time after school that students MUST attend.

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Sorry for the black smudges it’s been untouched in a destroyed bulding for over 6 months..

Terrusya

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