Our explorers have stumbled across an old graveyard, chocked full of an ancient, yet deadly disease! We really hit this discovery out of the ball-park! We didn't put the historic knowledge in museums, that would be a waste of resources! Instead, we loaded missiles with the stuff, and sold it to warring nations. Using our services to beat back socialism is a must! PS: we actually did put the historic information in museums. The smarter the nerds, the sooner I can get my grubby, tiny hands on that flying car.
