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by The Holy Empire of Ratnasambhava. . 8 reads.

AL-JAZEERA HAS RETURNED

A MESSAGE FROM THE NEWLY CORONATED LEADER OF THE AL JAZEERA TERRORIST NETWORK

Mr. High Priest,

Your hat was JUST the beginning.

LinkI am watching your every move <-----!!!NOT CLICKBAIT, CLICK HERE!!!

Al-Jazeera is a HIGH ENERGY terrorist organization and you will pay for Osama-Bin Hidin's death.

To Rex Baird, Ulysses Reagan, and Hedro Page Robhav, I will be coming for you.

The chards that remain of the high priest's Star Wars hat symbolize your pathetic empire soon to be in shambles as it lays helpless against the might of the very cool and very legal AL-JAZEERA caliphate.

I, Isaiah Margis, and my co-conspirator Luke Ratham. Have just been name the newly elected leaders of the Al-Jazzera caliphate.

I, the newly elected MEGA POPE and Luke, the REGIONAL ASSISTANT TO THE MEGA POPE will be unstoppable in our unending war against the Ratnasambhavian government!

Soon nukes will rain down upon the Ratnasambhavian streets, right after our weekly Thursday Al-JAZZeria Music Night.

BE ALERT AND BE PREPARED. FOR THE EYES OF THE MEGA-POPE LOOK DOWN UPON ALL OF RATNASAMBHAVA NOW

With condolences from your grave of oblivion,

ISAIAH MARGIS, MEGA POPE OF THE AL-JAZEERA TERRORIST CALIPHATE

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