Accusations of a so-called "secret police"

Many international communities have accused the nation of Patrackia, and the emperor (almighty praise be toward him) himself of having a so-called "secret police", which I hope most will see through as an obvious attempt at lowering international opinion of us. We here in the nation of Patrackia would like to remind the nations of The Slide Countries that our joyous and blissful nation shall forever be free from tyranny and we iterate that we shall do whatever is in our power to do this, and that anybody caught spreading lies about the government or the emperor (almighty praise be toward him) should expect the worse. People who so freely decree that our nation is not as great as any nation upon the emperor our saviour's earth can be is a vile traitor to your leaders and shall be taken away immediately.

Again if anybody you know has criticised the loyal government of our homeland Patrackia, you'll be certain we'll listen to you and the accused shall be dealt with by our amazing armed forces.

Thank-you for your cooperation in our search for those who seek to destroy our peaceful nation, and rest assured knowing that your government is doing everything it can to deal with those that want to rid you of your freedoms here.

Yours,
P. P. M.