Le Slavador: What's Up With Us?

Le Slavador is currently led by Les, a male endowed with a unisexual name. No, the face in the flag is totally not Les, which means the flag model is not a man. Only unisexually named Le Slavadorans can have a shot at ruling the nation. Experimentation is the manifestation of spontaneity in this country, so refrain from expecting stability in governance.

Also, only TruCash* is honored and mandated for use because the U.S. Dollar is totally overrated.

Foster the non-rogue flamingos, adore Le Slavador!

*_{TruCash is currently pegged to the East Caribbean dollar. Don't ask.}