Spam the Book - The New Testament

It is time. The gods of the Spammy Powders have all united for a single cause In this realm of 6001. A single cause that shall indefinitely pin a mark upon all of Lardyland's history. A new era has been caused after the spilling of the holy spammy powders upon this spammy spammified foundation. "Bless the ones of Lardyland for their sins have forever been forgiven, and let all live in harmony for the rest of infinity and beyond." - Nelson Mandela. And now we are here, blessed to live in the newly consecrated holy lands of Lardyland. Who ever inhabits this land derives of the powders necessary to ones survival, unlike the stinky poo-poo heads from the Pacific. The Pacific comes from the very depths of hell itself. In fact, it truly is the definition of the Non-Lardylanders hell. They are careless buffoons preventing the success of all regions in the trash bin of Nationstates. This therefore gives me no option other than this. A great spell shall be cast upon the Pacific from the very depths of hell itself, for their sins are far ahead of unforgivable. The pain that shall be endured upon the Pacific shall be utterly ruthless. The great famine will create utter failure in all the land. The flames shall engulf all land and take it into satan's grip. All shall be deprived of all basic essentials of survival. The people's struggle will be endured across all nations. The word of the Spammy Spammified Foundation is feared upon the land. All hail spam and it's spammy spamified foundation they shall cry. Tears of blood shed, will declare the armageddons completion, therefore putting the Spammy Spammified Foundation upon the throne. All shall rise! And Pacifica shall fail!. -The great eternal spammy overlord. Now this ends their reign over all. One may infer that this is it, finally peace. But no, Pit of balls did an oopsie. He was banected for being an unholy disgrace to The holy book of Spam and is now in eternal punishment for his unforseen sins that will latch onto him for the rest of eternity. He now worships the sinful church of Garlic Bread. His sins along with the Pacifics both need discipline from our all holy, glorified, dearest, brother, spammified, loved, leader, Spam Founder. My mission this whole time has been to get y’all to all hail Spam Founder and to defend the Spam Empire for all of eternity. After his unjustified murder on the fifth of January 2018, it became the biggest period of mourning in all of spammy history. I have now been repurposed to defend the new land of Lardyland from the sinful puppets of satan of The Pacific and the M-moderators. The Mods are the number one threat to this regions survival to which we all endure. Killers of our most beloved comrades of Captain Spam, Spam founder, and Beautifully done. I have feared their coming for the eternity of existence. Their behemoth size outshine all that stand in its way. Their insanity of a monopoly causes the daily struggles of the majority of NS inhabitants. I would say something bad about them, but that would cause my instant demise from all of existence, so what may I say? It goes like this. Freak you you lil stinky poo-poo head heckling heckers. Heck you. Now that that’s out of the way, it’s now time for your tik-tok ad
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Kk, positives. This Spammy Spammified foundation has grown from the miniscule powders of Slicebread, Spam Founder, and yours truely to a crowded holy land filled with 140 plus nations. All have been united under a single flag, well many flags considering it’s being changed every goddamn hour. And it is here where I run out of Ideas on what the hell I should say next, therefore I come of with the conclusion that random nonsensical words are the answer to my problems. ajhswnehbcuebebcebrhceqhjNEWH CJE EJEQ LHGQEB GHJQREWBN.
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Spammyspamspamifiedspam is spammyspamspamifiedspam and spam is spam and spammy salt has Nutella spammy spam spam my name is Spammyspamspamifiedspam and my mission is to get y'all to all hail Spam founder spammy spamified spamy spamified SPAMMYSPAMSPAMIFIEDSPAM Hi say whatever and type propaganda for spam spammyspamspamifiedspam spam grand o' Glourious Spam spam spam spam become an officer by asking spam spammy spam and Spam founder eat spam everyday
PEACE!!!!
SPAMMYSPAMSPAMIFIEDSPAM IS NUMBER WUNNNNNNN SPAMIFIED SPAMY SPAMIFIED SPAMY SPAMIFIED SPAMY SPAMIFIED SPAMY SPAMIFIED SPAMY and spam founder is Kool too
This entire new era has always been affected by the invention of the Spamwhich, which has influenced the entire trajectory of the Spammy history.
The spamwich has been completed​ on December 21st, 2017 it is the most powerful being In the spammy spamified realm 6000 of Spam
verse 30289 And Thus The spammy bread shall unify under a new Crown of power, that shall defy the outcome of the future generations​ that are to come to this spammy spamified region. - A quite young, naive classic Spammyspamspamifiedspam.the spam anarchy has been dead and has been replaced with r*les.
This offends the culture of the foundation!
Reasons to bring it bacc
1. You can eject someone and no one will complain
2. One person will fix all the problems
3. It was pretty kool
4. Polls were actually decent
5. The RMB was a perfection of Godly status
6. It was the original foundation!
-A new and improved version of Spammyspamspamifiedspam.
SPAM NATIONAL ANTHEM:
Spammyspamspamifiedspam Spammyspamspamifiedspam o' spam and spam! Spam and spam and it's spammy spamified foundation! Spam and Nutella are a great combo with a side of salt!!!! Saint spam, saint spam mcsaint spam is number wunnnnnn, o, Holy spam mcspam with some butter! Commies and spam, spam spam everything works with, SPAMMMMMMMM
This is the greatest of hymms invented in the history of the Earth. No orchastra could even match the beauty of this art, but only repeat it. It has cnaged billions of peoples lives and faiths to the religion of Spam and has killed all religions other than itself (with the acception of in christian minecraft servers. All whomst do not convert to the Spammy Spammified religion are uncultured and unworthy of my interest.
Thank you to nobody for helping me with this
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