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by Mor adain. . 4 reads.

Merry Christmas to all in Mor Adain!

Hello there, everyone. Your faithful Prime Minister here. Me and King Moddimus the first would like to wish everyone in Mor Adain a very Merry Christmas. It's been a rough year for the world in general, but there are solutions. Sometimes tough, sometimes easy. The real spirit of Christmas is when we remember the birth of the messiah, all wrapped up in a manger with Mary and Joseph, and the Wise men who bought the child Gold, Frankincense and Myrrh. The shepherds too. It is a shame that the good news has been lost to consumerism, but eh, that's the way the world works. As of a note, I've enacted a ban on cards that have glitter. This was because my Environment Minister was concerned about the effect glitter has on the oceans and ecosystems. (To be fair, I hate the stuff.)

Again, Me and the King would like to wish everyone a merry Christmas. Ignore the PC brigade and enjoy yourselves.

Mor adain

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