Last night our beloved kommandant suffered a heart attack in the early hours of the morning. It is unknown what caused the heart attack though it is believed to be Hypoxia a reduction of oxygen in the blood. The kommandant was rushed to the Gold palace's private hospital at 5 am where doctors and nurses did everything in their power to save him but sadly failed to do so. A state funeral is to take place 2 weeks from now to celebrate the life and achievements of our beloved Kommandant as well as his glorious 27-year reign. Otto Von Lismark is to be our new kommandant and as tradition dictates is to give a speech in the capital. We here at Meklenheim news wish Kommandant Lismark a bright and prosperous future long may he reign.
