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by The Armed Republic of Sanctityville. . 2 reads.

Nur-Valanda: New Savages?

The right honorable executive officer of the press, Sir Walter Denmarr

One of the nations to reach out to us recently had been "Nur-Valanda", a micro-state that seems to believe some kind of partnership would be beneficial for both of us.

On behalf of the Commanding Officer of Sanctityville I would like to notify the public that a nation that believes our people to be "dumb", or that makes fun of our mortality rates, has no place in our good books.

It should also be noted that our military is several times more capable and funded, and is not to be trifled with. We urge the people of "Nur-Valanda" to watch their mouths around us.

After all, we've dealt with savages before. And we can do it again.

The right honorable executive officer of the press, Sir Walter Denmarr

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