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by The People's Federation of Pan-Asiatic States. . 144 reads.

ATTENTION, ALL NATIONSTATES GAMERS! THE FEDERATION IS IN GREAT DANGER...


    Attention, all NationStates Gamers, the Federation is in great danger, and it needs YOUR help to breed the Tibetans out of existence! To do this, they need some Igarashi Laboratories and a couple of unwilling, messed-up teenagers. To help the Federation out, all they need is your credit card number, the three numbers on the back, and the expiration month and year. But you have to be quick before the American lapdogs can stop us from achieving that epic World Order victory!

    *dabs nine times*


In Lereki (Lereka):

    Hania, nes Gameraz ye NationStates, kesdere deki federatu ke layye gamidi, ämet taŝőſ̂dere fen ɉaziq̇akanäi san lesoldere deko tibetat’az nuža fe hanjól! San ŧan, taŝőſ̂dere fenaz ʒeŧo Igarashi laboratoraımaz ämet ʒeŧo eqxazi, ẅaĉaƚ ňakatımaz. San kanämol ɉenaz deki federatım, taŝőſ̂dere fenaz leka ɉaziq̇at credit card nenióǩa, dekä faʒa neniḧź ye deki viqu, ämet deki hande jae ämet hande kan. Ixire taŝőſ̂uža kesóŝ gemesc yuta deko a bejedere Amerikan ustamaz handere ĉenımaz hete kliƚyapi ĉenaz deki navŷ Sekay Bahen Śž̈iŧa!

    *dabdere ⱡƽädȧ dȧȧnaz*


In Astorian (-Astoria):

    Addovnkava, ar-rakħkuva duv-NationStates karrhu, ar-Fokolunnkava davkuk d'kolakri kkal, i doħdaoġ r-kħukvivu DAOĦOK kaov dkħullud rad-Tibetuva narr-ożakdovnu! Baov kukħnri kuv, koħdaoġi va Lukaludalka du 'Igarashi i kakkku żukħżikħu ra nu dkivv rokdu i nankiku. Baov dkħav rarr-Fokolunnkava, kirr nu kħuvkhan kżavv hivu v-vinli dur-kuldu du 'klokadi daokħok, ad-draod vinla dit vulu, i v-vuhul i k-kovu du' kkukovnu. Innu dlak dkiv nkħuġġor tukor nu r-kraok Amerikuva kkivi kakdkħi kvuttdivu narra kakkki kak al-lokħu okaku dur-Olkva Davka!

    *kulkiv kaku 'kulkaod*


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