the Triori

Welcome to the Triori, Triora's newspaper! We will try to publish this bi-weekly (Mondays and Thursdays). Enjoy!
Volume I - Issue One
Population: 201 million
Civil Rights: Good
Economy: Good
Political Freedom: Superb
65.9% of Triora's corpses said they died from old age.
Triora is in the top 5% of the world for WA Endorsements.
Triora is in the top 10% of the world for Pacifism, Weather, and Safeness.

Triora has not established any new policies recently.
Tomorrow, Triora will close its submissions for Prime Minister and Queen. Current candidates for Queen are Annie Ball, Sascha Rose, and Juniper Gradenski. There is a candidate for Prime Minister, but his name has unfortunately been forgotten. To place your vote, please send a telegram to Triora.

Jinkaal'a, people of Triora! Jessamine Converse here. I would just like to say that Triora's economy has improved, albeit subtly, in the time I've been in charge here. It's gone from Reasonable to Good! I would now like to enter Phase II of this plan, since my time as Leader is coming to a close. Please note that your Civil Rights and Political Freedom may hang in the balance here. We really need to boost Triora's economy, so I will do whatever I can while I am still leader. Also, I'd like to announce my candidacy as Prime Minister! I really don't want to lose my power, so vote for Jessamine Converse! Please?

November 22: Triora will celebrate its day of Remembrance and Gratitude. We will remember those who have served us and be grateful for the freedoms we have in daily life. Many families will celebrate by eating chicken paprikash and wearing swan's feathers. We hope you participate in this great holiday.
December 2: Triora will celebrate its two month anniversary! Remember to wear orange!

Q:What do you feel should be the national animal of Triora, if it were not the swan?
Answers will be published in the next edition!