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Southern Daily News: The Obituary



The Obituary
(death / kill records)
New Haudenosaunee Confederacy wrote:Roses are red,
Violets have mass.
People are dead,
cuz NHC's an ass.

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Note: Usage of decimal points is due to one nation RPing as multiple organisms.

  1. The Solar System Scope (15.5)

  2. Si-topia (6)

  3. Estantia (4)

  4. Altion (4)

  5. Kerlodia (3)

  6. Midand (2)

  7. Floofoland (2)

  8. Yansu (2)

  9. Concrete Slab (1)

  10. The anti-solar system scope (1)

  11. Beepee (1)

  12. Pencil Sharpeners 2 (1)

  13. Deutschess reich (1)

  14. Jaxon (1)

  15. Nova Montron (1)

  16. Lily Pad Nation (1)

  17. East Lodge (1)

  18. Zess (1)

  19. Aidenfieeld (1)

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Wednesday, January 30th, 2019
Kerlodia shooting Si.
Volaworand slapping Kerlodia.

Wednesday, January 23rd, 2019
Kerlodia shooting TSSS.
➤ NHC shooting Yansu in the heart.
➤ NHC shooting Altion in the head.
➤ NHC burning Aidenfieeld.

Sunday, January 20th, 2019
Auphelia... yeah, doing this to Estantia.
➤ NHC using a bomb to kill Estantia
➤ NHC beheading Floofoland.
Auphelia making TSSS a monster that killed all of TSP except for TSSS, Auphelia, and NHC (6,675 kills). (I'm not actually adding this to her kill count because nobody accepted that they were dead.)

Saturday, January 19th, 2019
Kerlodia committing suicide.
Altion falling from the sky.
Yansu and Estantia killing each other.
➤ NHC machine gunning Kerlodia.
➤ NHC stabbing TSSS.

Wednesday, January 16th, 2019
Kerlodia stabbing Floofoland.
Zess killing East Lodge with magnets.
Kerlodia killing Zess with a shotgun.

Wednesday, January 9th, 2019
Jaxon sucking TSSS' brain out.

Monday, January 7th, 2019
Kerlodia shooting Lily Pad Nation.
➤ NHC shooting Si-topia.
➤ NHC running over TSSS.
➤ NHC hiding a bomb in Estantia's bed.

Sunday, December 2nd, 2018
➤ NHC forcing Si-topia to kill all 26 of TSSS.

Saturday, December 1st, 2018
Auphelia killing TSSS.

Wednesday, November 28th, 2018
Concrete Slab stabbing Altion.
➤ NHC using NHC military weapons to shoot TSSS.
➤ NHC doing this to SOT.

Sunday, November 25th, 2018
➤ NHC swapping Adhara's (one of TSSS) body parts for robotic ones, then killing all 26 of TSSS.

Sunday, November 18th, 2018
Auphelia choking TSSS.

Saturday, November 17th, 2018
➤ NHC shooting doggo Midand.

Thursday, November 15th, 2018
Si-topia burning Jaxon.
Nova Montron stabbed by Yansu.
➤ NHC headshotting TSSS.

Wednesday, November 14th, 2018
Concrete Slab killing Si-topia

Monday, November 12th, 2018
➤ NHC shooting all of TSSS' clones, and later the original TSSS.
➤ NHC shooting Si-topia in the mouth.
➤ NHC running over Altion.
Techolandia brutally murdered by Altion.

Sunday, November 11th, 2018
➤ NHC pushing Concrete Slab over to kill half of the 26 TSSS' foxes ( a kill).
➤ TSSS dissolving.
➤ PS2 pounced on by TSSS.
➤ Si squashed and blown up by NHC.
Deutschess reich killed by Techolandia's security system.
➤ NHC hacked Techolandia's security system to kill Techolandia.

Saturday, November 10th, 2018
Techolandia dying from a third degree burn, caused by NHC melting steel.
Midand killed by Techolandia.
Techolandia's brain burned by NHC.
Beepee decapitated by Techolandia.
Si-topia suffocated by Midand's blood.

Monday, November 5th, 2018
➤ TSSS killed by Techolandia's glass of water.
➤ TSSS stabbed by Concrete Slab.
Arkesia arresting and executing Anti-TSSS.

Sunday, November 4th, 2018
Concrete Slab killed by NHC's corrupted files.

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