Upperclassman LC Campaign

I’m running for Local Counsil so if you lads could vote for me that would be fantabulistic and cool

Update: wow! look at all of these people who are voting for me!!!

“I will vote for Upperclassman” -Max Barry

“Wow this guy seems pretty cool, I’ll vote for him” -Chad Kroeger

“What the hell are you even talking about? Get away from me!” - some guy I found out on the street one day idk

Now you have plenty of reasons to vote for me because a lot of people are and that’s cool

_{If you don’t vote for me, I will find you...}

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Vote for me and I will eat the wall

Vote for me and I will jump headfirst into a glass window

Vote for me and I will swallow a live hedgehog

Vote for me and I will give away my level 50 smash DK amiibo

Vote for me and I will gain 50 pounds

Vote for me and I will rip apart every piece of clothing I own

Vote for me and I will jump out of a helicopter into another helicopter

Vote for me and I will preserve the bees

Vote for me and I will make sure everyone gets an extra 5 minutes of playtime after lunch

Vote for me and I will NOT violently kill every fox I come into contact with

Vote for me and I will do a really really cool card trick