Hello and welcome to the first edition of the Miserian Post. Before we get into the news we’d have a word from our sponsor
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In recent news, our glorious leader Captain Lard has declared that all citizens of Lardyland must change their flag to the current flag of Carstantinopipal. While many are in defiance of this order, a small following have followed Cappy’s will and changed their national flags.
In other news, Captain Lard has ordered Pinochet Executionists, and Sung il meat to try and convince lardlings to join to WA to build up Lardylands military. While so far not many people have join the WA, the amount of WA nations in Lardyland is steadily increasing.
That’s all the news for today. Stay tuned for the next edition of The Miserian Post.