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The History of Professor Chicken Licken

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Professor Chicken Licken
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Personal Info

Born:

1958

Birthplace:

The Great Chicken Palace

Age:

62

Father:

Lord Chicken Licken

Mother:

Lady Susan Chicken Licken

Gender:

Male

Sexual Orientation:

N/A

Ideology Info

Political Ideology:

Monarchism

Economic Ideology:

Free Market Capitalism with inherited wealth.

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"We must defeat all threats to our nations and rise above our enemies to victory" - Professor Chicken Licken
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Professor Chicken Licken is the Supreme Leader of Chicken Overlords and its colonies. He succeeded his father, Lord Chicken Licken in 2014 after the latter’s retirement. He remains very popular with the chickens who inhabit his kingdom and his popularity only rose after he defeated Von Da Ha Chicken and his nation of “bad chickens”. Professor Chicken Licken enjoys his supporters revering and in some cases of worshiping him. He is also one of the joint leaders of Chicken Overlords, along with King Bruce and Great Uncle Bulgaria.


















Early Life
Professor Chicken Licken was born in The Great Chicken Palace in 1958, he, since he was born was the successor to his father Lord Chicken Licken. Professor Chicken Licken met King Bruce when he was a young chick as their fathers, Lord Chicken Licken and King Robert were also good friends. They have always got on extremely well and especially liked discussing both national and international politics, studying the history of both royal families and backgammon.
Life
Professor Chicken Licken always knew he would be king, and was extremely excited to be Professor Chicken Licken, he wanted to affirm support for the Chicken Monarch and finally destroy Von Da Ha’s nation. He also wanted to improve the lives of all chickens in his kingdom and free them from human oppression, he wanted to instigate The Great Chicken Invasion, now this had been planned for many years, however because Chicken Overlords was locked in a war with other enemies (namely, “The Bad Chickens”), however around the time Professor Chicken Licken became leader, they (even though, nowhere near defeated) were greatly reduced in power, so serious planning began. After many years, the bad chickens were finally defeated and The Great Chicken Invasion was planned for 4 years ahead, following recent evaluation, this was considered plausible.
Reign and Ideology
The very first action Professor Chicken Licken took is to appoint King Bruce as co-leader. After Professor Chicken Licken took over he decided to destroy the ”bad chickens” once and for all, so after several years of fighting, the ”bad chickens” were finally defeated, after that in the next few years he focused on building up the army for the world invasion, the countdown to world supremacy had begun. Professor Chicken Licken wanted to improve the life’s of all animals who worshipped him.
Policies
Since taking power Professor Chicken Licken has enacted a series of policies, they have resulted in:
  • Better ways to defeat humanity.

  • Saving the environment by destroying humanity

  • Ending world hunger for chickens

  • Stopping the dodos from taking over the world

  • finally defeating ”bad chickens”

Political Opinions
Mr Peckles believes in destroying humanity’s dominance to save the environment, and making all Worship him. He wants to improve the quality of life for all who do.

Pro and Anti

  • Pro: destruction of humanity’s worldwide dominance, saving the environment, ending world hunger, world peace, autocracy, killing all swans who believe themselves more important than him., killing all dodos, improving quality of life for all good animals, Chickens, kangaroos, other animals, death penalty, Chicken Worshippers, torture, beings from other planets and universes (as long as they worship Professor Chicken Licken, King Bruce and Great Uncle Bulgaria), Free Market Capitalism, Monarchism

  • Neutral: Religion (as long as Professor Chicken Licken, King Bruce and Great Uncle Bulgaria are considered superior) Adolf Hitler/ nazism, technology, veganism, war

  • Anti: Humans, destruction of the environment, killing innocent animals, eating chickens or other good animals, democracy, swans, dodos, human civilisation, pollution, poachers, America, communism.

Five Dimensional Political Compass
Communist Totalitarian Interventionist Nationalist Liberal

8values Test
Mr Peckles 8Values Test

Chickenal Life
Professor Chicken Licken enjoys his spare time by meeting other important leaders such as King Bruce and Great Uncle Bulgaria, planning military strategy and having luxury dinners with other members of the royal family and members of aristocracy.

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