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Southern Daily News: Welcome to TSP!



Welcome to TSP!
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If you're reading this, you're likely new to the South Pacific (commonly known as TSP). This dispatch will provide some useful info on how to participate in TSP.
First, here are some guides:


Second, here are the RMB rules:

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Local Council
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Welcome to The South Pacific's Regional Message Board (or the RMB), the place in the region where we can all sit back, relax, and chat with other nations. It is the region's primary communication method and it is a vibrant place, open to debates, interactions, and just plain fun. (as demonstrated with our games)
However, this RMB is not a lawless wasteland where everyone can just fool around and think they can't get caught (sadly,
this happens) and there are rules in place when using it, set and enforced by our regional admin.
These rules are in place for safety, reputation, and dignity, and we really suggest that you please observe and follow the rules.
The rules are as follows:
Important Note: The rules will change over time, either due to new legislation, a new LC term, or edited for clarity.


1. DO. NOT. SPAM.
Fairly obvious, but PLEASE do not spam the RMB, or face suppression and consequences.
Spamming is bad. Please do not endorse it.

2. English, Please
TSP is filled with a variety of nationalities and cultures and it is amazing and fun to see how much there is. However, in this region we use English to communicate, so please keep that in mind when posting. Remember, if you're stuck, there's always Google Translate or other similar services.
You can still post another language as long as you provide translations.

3. Endotarting and Recruiting
Asking for endorsements on the RMB as well as recruitment for other regions is not allowed in the RMB, and will lead to warnings and suppression.

4. Roleplaying
Roleplaying is fun. However, roleplay is not something to do in the TSP RMB so as not to clog it up, so we have our very own roleplay regions: Knowhere and Psomewhere.
Don't roleplay in the TSP RMB, if you are, keep it short (2-3 posts is acceptable) or move it to the Wheres.
Current Stance: RP is currently allowed in the TSP RMB but nations are advised to move it to the Wheres.

5. Double Posting
Double, triple, or sometimes even quadruple posting, is not exactly illegal, but frowned upon (with a few exceptions) You can fit all you want in one post, and the edit tool is your friend. (the reason we do this is that it will clog up the RMB if you keep doing it)
Consequences for repeated instances are to the discretion of the LC.

6. Debates
Debates are cool. We here at TSP like it. However, do not go crazy and go all out on TSP'ers. That is not recommended at all, and if you go to far it may require intervention.

7. Trolls and Flaming
Shall you be a troll and are trolling or flaming the RMB (delibrately trying to aggravate people or annoying them), we can tell and immediately suppress you, as well as keep record of the incident. In bad cases, you will be booted from the region.

8. Follow NS Rules
Fairly obvious and self explanatory, but please follow and respect site rules. (see here for them) You don't want the mods breathing down your back, do you?

9. Inappropriate Stuff
Things you post that are inappropriate or harmful will immediately be suppressed and recorded. Shall you keep it up, you will be booted and we might go to the mods.
Examples include major swearing, things inappropriate for the general audience, etc.

10. Follow and Respect the Admin
Please follow and respect our regional admin (including the delegate, the CRS, the Ministers, and the LC) and keep in mind the power and authority they have, and follow their set rules. They are there for the region's benefit.

11. Quoting
When replying to someone, please quote them (by pressing "quote" on the bottom of their post) so they are notified, or if you are calling for someone, telegram them or mention them in the RMB.
Quote editing in a bad way (to slander or make fun of them) is not permitted. It is only allowed if you are snipping it for length or are only leaving the important part in.
Please do not quote a suppressed post, as it makes our job harder.

12. Spoilers
If you are making a very long post, it might take up a lot of the page. You can put it in labeled spoilers so you can shorten your post.
As well, if you are talking about the events in a recent movie, book, play, etc. then put the events in spoilers and warn everyone there are spoilers for it in there so people going to see it can have a chance. If the events are in plain sight without the spoiler tags, it may be suppressed for a chance.

13. Respect Others as Well
Ah, the Golden Rule. Treat your other fellow nations how you would like to be treated.

Important Note: Newer nations not acquainted with the rules may be granted some exceptions so they can have a chance to learn and understand the rules. The nation will still have to submit to the rules when they are better acquainted.

Now, remember to keep these rules in mind.
Most important remember to have fun and enjoy your stay in our great region!
🍹Now have a glass of South Pacific Ice Tea and have a great time!


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The RMB (Regional Message Board) is a way to socialize with other nations of TSP. You should introduce yourself there, if you haven't already. Here's a link to the RMB.
Third, here's Southern Daily News. The RMB is also summarized daily by Southern Daily News, if you would rather not read through the RMB. Southern Daily News also features Quote of the Day, World Assembly news, and regional government news:



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Saturday, November 17th, 2018
➤ RMB topics include: (starting from this post)
⡇Typical RMB hugging
World Chess Federation
⡇LC elections
⡇TSP's holiday flag contest
Playing with balls
Midand trying to make an HTML page
➤ Welcome to TSP! Read this dispatch for information!
Sunnover
Holiday flag contest
Obituary: NHC got the only kill today.
➤ Regional poll: Local Council Main Poll #3
⡇Auphelia: 31
⡇Beepee: 5
⡇Aidenfieeld: 29
⡇Hanguk-Nippon: 6
⡇The Sakhalinsk Empire: 4
⡇North Prarie: 3
⡇Re-Open Nominations: 3
➤ General Assembly: Repeal "On Universal Jurisdiction"
⡇For: 13197
⡇Against: 1265
➤ Security Council: Commend Xoriet
⡇For: 14395
⡇Against: 2196

Friday, December 16th, 2018
➤ RMB topics include: (starting from this post)
⡇Typical RMB floof
⡇LC elections
⡇Typical RMB hugs
Auphelia's thing (also see this)
⡇Trying to kiss PS2
⡇PS2 being in Volaworand's zoo
➤ Welcome to TSP! Read this dispatch for information!
Mysterio
➤ It's December, right? It looks like it, at least in central New York.
➤ Regional poll: Local Council Main Poll #3
⡇Auphelia: 22
⡇Beepee: 4
⡇Aidenfieeld: 22
⡇Hanguk-Nippon: 5
⡇The Sakhalinsk Empire: 5
⡇North Prarie: 4
⡇Re-Open Nominations: 2
➤ General Assembly: Repeal "On Universal Jurisdiction"
⡇For: 11421
⡇Against: 1170
➤ Security Council: Commend Xoriet
⡇For: 13503
⡇Against: 2043

Thursday, November 15th, 2018
➤ RMB topics include: (starting from this post)
⡇Fighting over brownies
⡇Typical RMB killing (see obituary)
Using HTML in dispatches
⡇LC elections
⡇Typical RMB hugging
⡇NHC and Slab 'bickering'
Beepee being SUPERBUTLER
➤ Welcome to TSP! Read this dispatch for information!
Umayyadia
Orda
Duckbeard mcgee
Bill Kerbal
Obituary: 3 people tied for most kills today. Same for deaths.
➤ Regional poll: Local Council Main Poll #3
⡇Auphelia: 4
⡇Beepee: 3
⡇Aidenfieeld: 5
⡇Hanguk-Nippon: 2
⡇The Sakhalinsk Empire: 0
⡇North Prarie: 2
⡇Re-Open Nominations: 1
➤ General Assembly: Repeal "On Universal Jurisdiction"
⡇For: 9160
⡇Against: 894
➤ Security Council: Commend Xoriet
⡇For: 12505
⡇Against: 1895

Wednesday, November 14th, 2018
➤ RMB topics include: (starting from this post)
⡇LC elections
⡇Typical RMB hugging
Beepee giving people flags
⡇Typical RMB floof
⡇Typical RMB brownies
...this
➤ Welcome to TSP! Read this dispatch for information!
Colonial US
Falconica
The Glenbrooks
The Golden Carp
Get Out Of My Car Now
➤ Regional poll: Local Council Main Poll #2
⡇Auphelia: 26
⡇Concrete Slab: 26
⡇Beepee: 8
⡇Aidenfieeld: 3
⡇Hanguk-Nippon: 5
⡇The Sakhalinsk Empire: 5
⡇North Prarie: 5
⡇New Haudenosaunee Confederacy: 3
⡇Re-Open Nominations: 3
➤ General Assembly: Don't Kill the Poor Act
⡇For: 13903
⡇Against: 3320
➤ Security Council: Commend Xoriet
⡇For: 9740
⡇Against: 1498

Tuesday, November 13th, 2018
➤ RMB topics include: (starting from this post)
⡇Typical RMB floof / hugging
⡇NHC getting snow (IN NOVEMBER!!!)
⡇LC elections
⡇SPIT / KFP related things
...this
➤ Welcome to TSP! Read this dispatch for information!
Farehenbourg
The State of Christianity
Eskvenn
New Assembly vote
➤ Regional poll: Local Council Main Poll #2
⡇Auphelia: 15
⡇Concrete Slab: 16
⡇Beepee: 9
⡇Aidenfieeld: 5
⡇Hanguk-Nippon: 4
⡇The Sakhalinsk Empire: 5
⡇North Prarie: 6
⡇New Haudenosaunee Confederacy: 2
⡇Re-Open Nominations: 3
➤ General Assembly: Don't Kill the Poor Act
⡇For: 12722
⡇Against: 3027

Monday, November 12th, 2018
➤ RMB topics include: (starting from this post)
...this
⡇Robotic-clone things
⡇Typical RMB hugging
⡇LC elections
Proob's magic
⡇Memory loss RP
➤ Welcome to TSP! Read this dispatch for information!
Nova Dalasurrum
Chrishansenland
Jebediah Kerbal
New Assembly Vote
➤ SERAPH GOT CONFIRMED AS CRS!!!!
Quote of the Day
Obituary: NHC got the most kills today, with a kill count of 3. Various people tied for most deaths.
➤ Regional poll: Local Council Main Poll #2
⡇Auphelia: 2
⡇Concrete Slab: 2
⡇Beepee: 2
⡇Aidenfieeld: 0
⡇Hanguk-Nippon: 1
⡇The Sakhalinsk Empire: 0
⡇North Prarie: 2
⡇New Haudenosaunee Confederacy: 0
⡇Re-Open Nominations: 2
➤ General Assembly: Don't Kill the Poor Act
⡇For: 11433
⡇Against: 2599

Sunday, November 11th, 2018
➤ RMB topics include: (starting from this post)
⡇LC elections
⡇Armistice day
⡇Typical RMB floof / hugging
⡇Typical RMB fighting
LinkCustom census
⡇Stuff relating to United Nations Of Israel and Palestine
⡇Stuff relating to United Northern African Nation
⡇Voting on East Sakhlin's flag
➤ Welcome to TSP! Read this dispatch for information!
Liberteland
Great Lakes Tribes
Wintonian State
San Miguel de Abona
Quote of the Day
Obituary: NHC got the most kills today (3). Multiple people tied for most deaths.
➤ Regional poll: Local Council Main Poll #1
⡇The Solar System Scope: 28
⡇Auphelia: 11
⡇Concrete Slab: 7
⡇Beepee: 7
⡇Aidenfieeld: 3
⡇Hanguk-Nippon: 7
⡇The Sakhalinsk Empire: 4
⡇North Prarie: 3
⡇New Haudenosaunee Confederacy: 1
⡇Re-Open Nominations: 1
➤ General Assembly: Don't Kill the Poor Act
⡇For: 7715
⡇Against: 1917

Friday, November 9th, 2018
➤ RMB topics include: (starting from this post)
⡇The 26x TSSS RP
2nd Warsaw Pact
M-I-L-F hating furries
⡇Bad grammar and Urban Dictionary
LC elections
Si-topia in court
➤ Welcome to TSP! Read this dispatch for information!
Mangkunagaran
Tazhenia
Hole Quanton
Kynastan
Ganzenia
EVERYBODY GO VOTE SERAPH FOR CRS!!!
➤ Regional poll: Local Council Main Poll #1
⡇The Solar System Scope: 6
⡇Auphelia: 4
⡇Concrete Slab: 2
⡇Beepee: 0
⡇Aidenfieeld: 3
⡇Hanguk-Nippon: 2
⡇The Sakhalinsk Empire: 1
⡇North Prarie: 3
⡇New Haudenosaunee Confederacy: 1
⡇Re-Open Nominations: 0
➤ General Assembly: Sensible limits on industry act
⡇For: 6261
⡇Against: 9322

Thursday, November 8th, 2018
➤ RMB topics include: (starting from this post)
⡇Communist things
⡇SPIT brownies
⡇Typical RMB hugging
The 26x TSSS RP
LinkLC elections
➤ Welcome to TSP! Read this dispatch for information!
Sonaz
Brownie Powerhouse of TSP
Ehrengrad
➤ Regional poll: Local Council Preliminary Poll 2
⡇Saciu: 4
⡇Upperclassman: 0
⡇New Haudenosaunee Confederacy: 7
⡇Concrete Slab: 19
⡇Auphelia: 28
⡇Techolandia: 5
⡇Beepee: 19
⡇The Sakhalinsk Empire: 10
➤ General Assembly: Sensible limits on industry act
⡇For: 5787
⡇Against: 8475

Wednesday, November 7th, 2018
➤ RMB topics include: (starting from this post)
⡇LC elections
Altion acting kinda scared
⡇The 26x TSSS RP
NHC's art
⡇Communism
➤ Welcome to TSP! Read this dispatch for information!
Knucklesz
Coco Puffs Cereal Nation 2
SUPPIS
J A Lewis island
Former Louisiana
Skan Soukers
➤ Regional poll: Local Council Preliminary Poll 2
⡇Saciu: 4
⡇Upperclassman: 1
⡇New Haudenosaunee Confederacy: 5
⡇Concrete Slab: 16
⡇Auphelia: 21
⡇Techolandia: 4
⡇Beepee: 15
⡇The Sakhalinsk Empire: 11
➤ General Assembly: Sensible limits on industry act
⡇For: 4760
⡇Against: 6218

Election Day 2018
🇺🇸 RMB topics include: (starting from this post)
┃RMB page 12,000
┃Typical RMB hugging
┃LC elections
┃The pack of floofy-TSSS-foxes
Midand... what the hell is this?
┃Communism
🇺🇸 Welcome to TSP! Read this dispatch for information!
Klein Bearkats
Rill
Warpostia
Kakastania
Untitled666
The Southern-Cone
Niveg
🇺🇸 LC poll #1 has closed. Results can be viewed here.
🇺🇸 LinkWant to make Southern Daily News official?
🇺🇸 Quote of the Day
🇺🇸 Regional poll: Local Council Preliminary Poll 2
┃Saciu: 1
┃Upperclassman: 0
┃New Haudenosaunee Confederacy: 1
┃Concrete Slab: 5
┃Auphelia: 4
┃Techolandia: 1
┃Beepee: 9
┃The Sakhalinsk Empire: 5
🇺🇸 General Assembly: Repeal "Right to Self-defense"
┃For: 13550
┃Against: 3830

Monday, November 5th, 2018
➤ RMB topics include: (starting from this post)
Aupheliaism
⡇LC elections
⡇Typical RMB floof hugs
⡇Typical RMB killing
The Anti-Solar System Scope...? Well, we have once again gotten to the level of RMB craziness in which the guy who summarizes the RMB cannot understand the RMB. Again.
⡇Sitting being Midand's thing
➤ Welcome to TSP! Read this dispatch for information!
Siranico
Jeana
Nue DuMonde
Klein Bearkats
Quason Collective Consciousness
Darth Nihilus Lord Of Hunger
New Assembly Vote
LinkOur boi Seraph has been nominated for CRS!
The Coconut Press
Obituary: TSSS died twice today, while Techo and Slab tied for today's top kills.
➤ Regional poll: Local Council Preliminary Poll 1
⡇Aidenfieeld: 10
⡇Hanguk-Nippon: 10
⡇Tilipria: 6
⡇North Prarie: 9
⡇Commonwealth Of Astoria: 4
⡇The Solar System Scope: 32
⡇New Gangweed: 2
⡇Seanadia: 2
⡇Coalition of Longitude: 4
➤ General Assembly: Repeal "Right to Self-defense"
⡇For: 12303
⡇Against: 3440

Sunday, November 4th, 2018
➤ RMB topics include: (starting from this post)
HMHS Britannic
⡇LC elections
Concrete Slab fighting NHC
SPTS
...this
Linguiniland being a hypocrite
➤ Welcome to TSP! Read this dispatch for information!
Newlandist Republics
Tuporia
Shamalamadingdong
Franco dutch Guntersland
October RMB Awards
LinkLive RMB Feed
➤ Regional poll: Local Council Preliminary Poll 1
⡇Aidenfieeld: 6
⡇Hanguk-Nippon: 9
⡇Tilipria: 6
⡇North Prarie: 7
⡇Commonwealth Of Astoria: 2
⡇The Solar System Scope: 22
⡇New Gangweed: 2
⡇Seanadia: 1
⡇Coalition of Longitude: 2
➤ General Assembly: Repeal "Right to Self-defense"
⡇For: 10860
⡇Against: 2843
➤ Security Council: Commend Minoa
⡇For: 13814
⡇Against: 2176

Saturday, November 3rd, 2018
➤ RMB topics include: (starting from this post)
⡇NHC trying to flirt with Lily Pad Nation
...this
⡇NHC trying to hug Si
⡇NHC huggling with East Lodge
⡇LC poll 1
⡇Typical RMB fighting
➤ Welcome to TSP! Read this dispatch for information!
The Tibwa Islands
Elementary
Communist republic of America
Fennaria
HMHS Britannic
➤ Regional poll: Local Council Preliminary Poll 1
⡇Aidenfieeld: 2
⡇Hanguk-Nippon: 4
⡇Tilipria: 1
⡇North Prarie: 4
⡇Commonwealth Of Astoria: 1
⡇The Solar System Scope: 3
⡇New Gangweed: 1
⡇Seanadia: 0
⡇Coalition of Longitude: 2
➤ General Assembly: Repeal "Right to Self-defense"
⡇For: 7440
⡇Against: 2067
➤ Security Council: Commend Minoa
⡇For: 12461
⡇Against: 2115

Friday, November 2nd, 2018
➤ RMB topics include: (starting from this post)
⡇Typical RMB hugging
⡇LC elections
⡇Typical RMB floof
⡇Pinging Lily Pad Nation
Concrete Slab vs. Steel Beam vs. Cheese Materials
➤ Welcome to TSP! Read this dispatch for information!
Las luces y las velas
Zibolroakia
French Kalestine
French Dolvaristan
Quote of the Day
➤ Security Council: Commend Minoa
⡇For: 10859
⡇Against: 1829

Thursday, November 1st, 2018
➤ RMB topics include: (starting from this post)
⡇End of Z-Day
⡇LC campaigning
⡇Typical RMB hugging
⡇Debate about 'crap' being inappropriate
⡇sdrawkcab gnipyT
Typical RMB killing
➤ Welcome to TSP! Read this dispatch for information!
The Empire of Blackforge
Behreanistan
Diffsylvania
The Bush Campers
Zess
Mediterranean empire of Malta
➤ NS: Z-Day7: The End
➤ General Assembly: Right to Self-defense
⡇For: 9587
⡇Against: 7617
➤ Security Council: Commend Minoa
⡇For: 8900
⡇Against: 1555

⚠️ Z-DAY EMERGENCY BROADCAST ⚠️
☣️ RMB topics include: (starting from this post)
╳ Z-Day
╳ Z-Day
╳ Z-Day
╳ Z-Day
╳ Z-Day
╳ Z-Day
☣️ Southern Daaaaaily News haaaaaas been overrun by zooommmbies. TG NHC if you want free braaaaaaaaaaaaaaains.
☣️ General Assembly: Right to Self-defense
╳ For: 8598
╳ Against: 7265

⚠️ Z-DAY EMERGENCY BROADCAST ⚠️
☣️ RMB topics include: (starting from this post)
╳ Z-Day
╳ Typical RMB hugging
╳ LC campaigning
╳ Z-Day
╳ Z-Day
╳ Z-Day
☣️ Welcome to TSP! Read this dispatch for information!
The unicorn world
Zankenstein
Ggg
Midenburg
Behmia
South Tersia Plorover
Euphone
☣️ Southern Daaaaaily News haaaaaas been overrun by zooommmbies. TG NHC if you want free braaaaaaaaaaaaaaains.
☣️ General Assembly: Right to Self-defense
╳ For: 7342
╳ Against: 6785

Monday, October 29th, 2018
➤ RMB topics include: (starting from this post)
⡇Typical RMB killing
⡇Typical RMB floof
⡇Typical RMB hugs
⡇Eating brownies
⡇New animals in Volaworand's zoo
⡇Guns
⡇The upcoming Z-Day
➤ Welcome to TSP! Read this dispatch for information!
Russo-Koblen
The Dalek Race
Finnish Australia
The American Eastern Seaboard Colonies
Ilovescience
Vaserland
The Democratic Tsardom of Russia
AJiyN

[color=#019aed][background-block=white]Sunday, October 28th, 2018
➤ RMB topics include: (starting from this post)
⡇The upcoming Z-Day
Mr. Nippon's class
⡇Typical RMB huggling
⡇Typical RMB torture
Si-topia being arrested
➤ Welcome to TSP! Read this dispatch for information!
Doctor Who Nation
Maetumbi
United Commie Union
Krasnovardeyska
Edward the lustful
➤ NS News: Z-Day7
➤ General Assembly: Cyberweapons Control Act
⡇For: 4578
⡇Against: 10935

Saturday, October 27th, 2018
➤ RMB topics include: (starting from this post)
Jaxon being rich
⡇Eating cookies
⡇Double posting debate
Concrete Slab hanging out with East Lodge
Hugdstzling
The Combine Empire wanting to start a purge RP
➤ Welcome to TSP! Read this dispatch for information!
Anarchoz
Superior American Union
Silvio Berlusconi
Card and chip and plaster
United Commie Union
Quote of the Day
➤ General Assembly: Cyberweapons Control Act
⡇For: 4331
⡇Against: 9966

Friday, October 26th, 2018
➤ RMB topics include: (starting from this post)
⡇Eating TSSS
⡇Typical RMB snuggling
⡇LC elections
Food fight! (as well as other RMB fighting)
Past LCs
➤ Welcome to TSP! Read this dispatch for information!
A Saved Framerule
Gordfield
Baltic Nation Of Estonia
Ufero
The Loud Reich
State Of Somaliland
LC ELECTIONS!!!
➤ General Assembly: Cyberweapons Control Act
For: 3953
Against: 9143

Thursday, October 25th, 2018
➤ RMB topics include: (starting from this post)
⡇Breaking silence
⡇LC elections
⡇Typical RMB huggling
Height
⡇Communism taking over the RMB
⡇Fighting over food… I think
➤ Welcome to TSP! Read this dispatch for information!
Doomraiders
Territories of Palestine
Grt Base Gamma
Republic of the Teutons
Novoridium
Reichskonglomerat
The republic of comunism
New Nicoland
Island Nation of Seychelles
➤ Regional poll: Have you been to the Pacific Ocean?
⡇Yes: 70
⡇No: 53
➤ General Assembly: Cyberweapons Control Act
⡇For: 3212
⡇Against: 5568

Wednesday, October 24th, 2018
➤ RMB topics include: (starting from this post)
⡇LC campaigns
⡇Stealing lampshades
⡇Eating Potato
⡇Floof hugs
⡇Typical RMB fighting
➤ Welcome to TSP! Read this dispatch for information!
HI BUDDY GUY
Faelkov
Nos Aura
Our Lord And Savior Swedish Fish
Libtardis
State of Independent Texas
US State Of South Carolina
Soviet State Of Transnistria
Quote of the Day
➤ Regional poll: Have you been to the Pacific Ocean?
⡇Yes: 52
⡇No: 43
➤ General Assembly: Respondeat Superior
⡇For: 8623
⡇Against: 7016

Tuesday, October 23rd, 2018
➤ RMB topics include: (starting from this post)
This poll idea
Volaworand's zoo
⡇Typical RMB love
LC election hype
The Great NS Bake Off
⡇Fighting over cake
➤ Welcome to TSP! Read this dispatch for information!
United Baltic Union
Chad Republic
Harmony1
Editali
Saervonia
Reichenstein von rhein
The Loud Empire
A N A R C H Y
Nation of Turkmenistan
LinkNationStates has a new Twitter handle
➤ General Assembly: Respondeat Superior
For: 7806
Against: 6309
➤ Regional poll: Have you been to the Pacific Ocean?
⡇Yes: 25
⡇No: 19
➤ Security Council: Condemn Chan Island
For: 12068
Against: 3528

Monday, October 22nd, 2018
➤ RMB topics include: (starting from this post)
Aerilia shooting Jaxon
⡇Typical hugging
⡇The upcoming LC elections
Volaworand's zoo
➤ Welcome to TSP! Read this dispatch for information!
Gibbyshire
Stardersistan
Tandrea
The Artic Union
Quote of the Day
➤ General Assembly: Respondeat Superior
⡇For: 6952
⡇Against: 5709
➤ Security Council: Condemn Chan Island
⡇For: 11119
⡇Against: 3285

Sunday, October 21st, 2018
➤ RMB topics include: (starting from this post)
⡇Typical RMB fighting
⡇Typical RMB hugs
⡇Commendation of Erinor
Cheese
Midand beating people with a sledgehammer
➤ Welcome to TSP! Read this dispatch for information!
Tamil Nad
Religion Nation
MoFA Discord
Quote of the Day
➤ General Assembly: Respondeat Superior
⡇For: 5097
⡇Against: 4509
➤ Security Council: Condemn Chan Island
⡇For: 8716
⡇Against: 2926

Saturday, October 20th, 2018
➤ RMB topics include: (starting from this post)
Proobscis and East Lodge fighting
⡇Typical RMB love
⡇The current SC resolution
⡇Floof
⡇NHC and Techolandia fighting
⡇Proposal to commend Erinor
➤ Welcome to TSP! Read this dispatch for information!
Tentaum
Billatland
Skrt Gang
Polskgrad
The realm of the three
Singalion
Quote of the Day
➤ Regional poll: If you were a student at Hogwarts, which house would you be in?
⡇Gryffindor: 18
⡇Hufflepuff: 20
⡇Ravenclaw: 42
⡇Slytherin: 13
➤ Security Council: Condemn Chan Island
⡇For: 7040
⡇Against: 2491

Friday, October 19th, 2018
➤ RMB topics include: (starting from this post)
⡇Death, hugs, and floof (typical RMB)
NS love
Si-topia not liking Olive Garden (w/ breadsticks)
⡇Brownies
➤ Welcome to TSP! Read this dispatch for information!
Rosmark
Lowtath
3th royal guard battalion
Communist germano-russia
Your-Grandma
➤ Regional poll: If you were a student at Hogwarts, which house would you be in?
⡇Gryffindor: 16
⡇Hufflepuff: 16
⡇Ravenclaw: 32
⡇Slytherin: 11

Thursday, October 18th, 2018
➤ RMB topics include: (starting from this post)
ScaleGrow™
⡇Floof snuggles
⡇Death
⡇The 'Rev-olution'
Auphelia... this
➤ Welcome to TSP! Read this dispatch for information!
Puerto Madryn
West Barovero
Harpija
Republiciana
➤ Regional poll: If you were a student at Hogwarts, which house would you be in?
⡇Gryffindor: 12
⡇Hufflepuff: 11
⡇Ravenclaw: 24
⡇Slytherin: 6

Wednesday, October 17th, 2018
➤ RMB topics include: (starting from this post)
⡇Dogpile tackle-hugging
⡇Floof
⡇Pokémon battling w/ Proobscis
Foreign languages
The Order Of The Holy Pineapple
➤ Welcome to TSP! Read this dispatch for information!
The Order Of The Holy Pineapple
Insane Cucumbers
Quote of the Day

Tuesday, October 16th, 2018
➤ RMB topics include: (starting from this post)
⡇The NS mods suppressing a sexual RP
⡇Eating brownies
Erinor being a one-winged etymology shark
Alice Parker stealing lampshades
⡇Soup
➤ Welcome to TSP! Read this dispatch for information!
Person who exists
Western shosaytiob sed
Quote of the Day

Monday, October 15th, 2018
➤ RMB topics include: (starting from this post)
⡇RMB violence
Midand kidnapping TSSS
⡇Floof hugs
Midand giving 'therapy'
⡇Sitting (Midand's thing)
➤ Welcome to TSP! Read this dispatch for information!
The taken hive
➤ SDN has a new generation script.

Sunday, October 14th, 2018
➤ RMB topics include:
⡇Killing people
Decoding challenges
⡇Cabinet election results
Quote editing fun... we all love Si
⡇Sexual things (I'm not getting more specific than that)
⡇NHC catching Proobscis
⡇NHC and Techolandia fighting
➤ Welcome to TSP! Read this dispatch to get started!
Synad
ReOpenNominations
Terres indien
➤ Conjactulations to PS2 for being elected as MoRA, Serres for being elected as PM, Somy for being elected as MoFA, Roavin for being elected as MoMA and, most importantly, ReOpenNominations (me) for being elected as Craziest in TSP. LinkForum

Saturday, October 13th, 2018
➤ RMB topics include:
⡇RMB trollz
⡇Killing people
TSSS' 5th NS anniversary
⡇NHC giving people cake
Auphelia eating people
⡇TEP discussion
➤ Welcome to TSP! Read this dispatch to get started!
Congo of leopoldville
Hokoan

Friday, October 12th, 2018
➤ RMB topics include:
⡇Killing
⡇Floofing
Midand giving therapy
⡇Exploding things
➤ Welcome to TSP! Read this dispatch to get started!
Proobscis
Clancynia
Beebathan
➤ General Assembly: Repeal "Convention on International Oil Spills":
⡇For: 12219
⡇Against: 3020

Thursday, October 11th, 2018
➤ RMB topics include:
⡇The typical RMB love stuff we see literally every day
⡇Cabinet elections
Auphelia being legit nice to TSSS
⡇Eating chocolate and cake
⡇Killing each other
➤ Welcome to TSP! Read this dispatch to get started!
Torsvn
LinkVoting for cabinet elections are open. (#NHC4CRASYEZT)
➤ General Assembly: Repeal "Convention on International Oil Spills":
⡇For: 11179
⡇Against: 2753

Mental Health Day
➤ RMB topics include:
⡇Floof snuggling
SPITvengers: Endless Battle
Killing helpless innocent people
Mental Health
⡇RMB inactivity
➤ Welcome to TSP! Read this dispatch to get started!
Tchallaforever
Troy Rivera
Imagine Dragin
Culutria
Expo Knitani
China dyansy
Castrillo Matajudios
➤ General Assembly: Repeal "Convention on International Oil Spills":
⡇For: 9048
⡇Against: 2147

Tuesday, October 9th, 2018
➤ RMB topics include:
⡇Huggling
⡇Killing people
Foot fetish
⡇PS2's new poll
⡇NHC giving poisoned candy corn
➤ Welcome to TSP! Read this dispatch to get started!
Unitedstatesofganja
➤ Poll: What is your favorite planet? (Uranus is gonna win this poll, calling it now.)
Quote of the Day
➤ General Assembly: Greenhouse Gas Cap and Trade Program :
⡇For: 13551
⡇Against: 2534

Monday, October 8th, 2018
➤ RMB topics include:
⡇Ripping people's heads off (fun)
⡇Huggling
⡇Usage of corrupted text
⡇Trying to raise kill counts in TSP's Death Records
➤ Welcome to TSP! Read this dispatch to get started!
Liberal Egypt
Fordinshire
➤ General Assembly: Greenhouse Gas Cap and Trade Program :
⡇For: 12510
⡇Against: 2205

Sunday, October 7th, 2018
➤ RMB topics include:
⡇Huggling
Corrupted text
⡇TSSS dying
⡇Support for PS2's MoRA campaign
➤ Welcome to TSP! Read this dispatch to get started!
Dakravya
Evdoutz nerland
Horror Nightmare
Quote of the Day (This is the most stupid way to say good morning.)
➤ General Assembly: Greenhouse Gas Cap and Trade Program :
⡇For: 10970
⡇Against: 1850

Saturday, October 6th, 2018
➤ RMB topics include:
⡇Torturing Si-topia
⡇Killing and receiving TSSS and Si
⡇Ghostly RP
⡇the typical rmb hugging
➤ Welcome to TSP! Read this dispatch to get started!
Tartarus iv
Polska luduwka
Felis Silvestris Grampia
Pruzssia
Bellatras
➤ General Assembly: Greenhouse Gas Cap and Trade Program :
⡇For: 9190
⡇Against: 1508
➤ Security Council: Liberate Federation of Conservative Nations:
⡇For: 3843
⡇Against: 12152

Friday, October 5th, 2018
➤ RMB topics include:
⡇Typical RMB fighting
Timezones
⡇Return of Erinor
⡇Nuzzling / huggling
⡇Drunk partying
➤ Welcome to TSP! Read this dispatch to get started!
Nerfnation
Banshikanshi
United milky way
New french communist bloc
➤ Poll: Favorite Weather
➤ Security Council: Liberate Federation of Conservative Nations:
⡇For: 3633
⡇Against: 11436

Thursday, October 4th, 2018
➤ RMB topics include:
⡇TSSS now being a snow leopard
⡇Trying to kill TSSS and Si
PS2 loving TSSS
Sea World
➤ Welcome to TSP! Read this dispatch to get started!
The indonesian
Zarook
Kerlodia
Quote of the Day
➤ Security Council: Liberate Federation of Conservative Nations:
⡇For: 3354
⡇Against: 9701

Wednesday, October 3rd, 2018
➤ RMB topics include:
Midand and TSSS fighting
⡇Eating brownies
⡇Huggles and floof petting
Aidenfieeld getting arrested
Soupasia's soups
➤ Welcome to TSP! Read this dispatch to get started!
British syndical union
Eastern Don Mard
Grand crystal empire
North Yamerica
Valley of el Dorado

Tuesday, October 2nd, 2018
➤ RMB topics include:
⡇Watching movies
⡇TSSS becoming a frog
Fudgetopia-senpai posting a lot
⡇The poll in Psomewhere
➤ Welcome to TSP! Read this dispatch to get started!
RickRollRex
The bound realm
Quote of the Day

Monday, October 1st, 2018
➤ RMB topics include:
⡇Stealing TSSS / Si
⡇Floof snugglez
I don't even understand what this is.
⡇NS temporarily dying
➤ Welcome to TSP! Read this dispatch to get started!
O-w-O
Rap Devil
Canioncorn
Burgerpants
September RMB Awards
Quote of the Day

Sunday, September 30th, 2018
➤ RMB topics include:
⡇Training TSSS to defend himself
Midand wearing a dragon costume
Favorite soups
⡇Communism spreading
⡇Snuggling in floof
➤ Welcome to TSP! Read this dispatch to get started!
The Southeast Asian Society
Liberdade unida
Aibya
Santa Ofelia
FUDGEY-SENPAI POSTED!!!
SWAN Award Volume #2
Quote of the Day
➤ Security Council: Condemn Lord Dominator:
⡇For: 7397
⡇Against: 8133

Saturday, September 29th, 2018
➤ RMB topics include:
⡇Favorite soups
⡇Floof snuggles
NHC making use of spare nukes
Complaints about the way TSSS and Si express opinions
⡇Reviving TSSS
➤ Welcome to TSP! Read this dispatch to get started!
Aurolia
Axolotolstan
The chad state of oceania
Earlsland
Quote of the Day
➤ Song of the Day: LinkGod Put A Smile Upon Your Face by Coldplay
➤ Security Council: Condemn Lord Dominator:
⡇For: 6620
⡇Against: 6845

Friday, September 28th, 2018
➤ RMB topics include:
⡇Eating Midand and TSSS
⡇Floof petting
⡇Journalism in TSP
⡇Hugs
Jehenna welcoming a nation incorrectly
⡇Torturing Aidenfieeld
➤ Welcome to TSP! Read this dispatch to get started!
[tab=25]⡇Quirks of Lightning

Pricane
New jan mayen
➤ Security Council: Condemn Lord Dominator:
⡇For: 5627
⡇Against: 4361

Thursday, September 27th, 2018
➤ RMB topics include:
⡇N-Day 3
⡇Snuggling
⡇Double posting
UPPERCUT's success in N-Day 3
➤ Welcome to TSP! Read this dispatch to get started!
Blackcyrcle
Ruvaakah
➤ N-Day 3 has ended. Conjactulations and nice job to everybody who was a part of UPPERCUT!

⚠️ SEPTEMBER 26TH - EMERGENCY BROADCAST ⚠️
☢ RMB topics include:
╳ N-Day 3
╳ TSSS getting killed
╳ Favorite soups (Soupasia)
╳ N-Day 3 (I know this is here twice)
☢ Welcome to TSP! Read this dispatch to get started!
Chad under the revolutionary era
Totally Not An Artificial Furry
Morivum
☢ ⚠️ WARNING: N-DAY 3 HAS STARTED. PREPARE NUKES AND BE PREPARED FOR NUKES. GUIDE - LinkUPPERCUT DISCORD ⚠️
Quote of the Day IMPORTANT AD: BUY NUCLEAR MATERIAL HERE
LinkIMPORTANT AD: N-DAY MUSIC PLAYLIST - WHAT KIND OF PERSON CAN NUKE WITHOUT GOOD MUSIC?

Tuesday, September 25th, 2018
➤ RMB topics include:
⡇The upcoming N-Day
⡇hugs
⡇PS2 reading TSSS' perverted web comic
⡇Floofy floof things
⡇A lot of dispatch-based roleplay
➤ Welcome to TSP! Read this dispatch to get started!
Southern Theigiestanticiania
Kordorland
Swatzerlend
Ye old tavern
The praised lord helix
Turkmenistan miloyankyvich
Quote of the Day
➤ General Assembly: Convention on International Oil Spills:
⡇For: 12644
⡇Against: 4335

Monday, September 24th, 2018
➤ RMB topics include:
⡇The incoming N-Day
⡇Si going to the dentist
⡇Inter-species huggles
⡇Liking every RMB post
Ages of various TSP nations
➤ Welcome to TSP! Read this dispatch to get started!
The Combine Empire
Serbian beast
West Ibymaulerbarzistan
United national europe
No standards
N-Day will be started in approximately 2 days.
➤ General Assembly: Convention on International Oil Spills:
⡇For: 10899
⡇Against: 4012

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Fourth, here's a dispatch about SWAN (Southern World Assembly iNitiative):

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Tl;dr

This is a way for you to contribute to this region and have more fun if answering issues is too boring.

Please give a warm welcome to our newest World Assembly nations by endorsing them!

NHCs Brick Wall, Nevskogur, A Frog Dimension, Edenlegaia, CopRockistan, Aaschland, Kytra, Potion Seller, Craiglia, Finnish Australia

Status summary
  • Number of WA nations: 880

  • Number of SWAN Knights: 391

  • CRS's average endorsement count: 553.50

  • Total number of endorsements: 59225

  • Cross-endorsement rate: 7.66 %

What is this?

The Southern World Assembly iNitiative (SWAN) is an initiative organized by the regional government of the South Pacific to promote the participation of nations in the World Assembly (WA) and to encourage them to endorse everyone in the South Pacific. The purpose of this initiative is to help nations in this region have voting power on the WA, more endorsements, and more influence which in turn will make the region more secure and active!

What are the World Assembly, Delegates, endorsements, and influence?

  • The World Assembly is an equivalent of the real-life United Nations. Although it doesn't impact your nation as much as the real-life UN it does impact regions such as this one a lot.

  • Endorsements are something you can give or receive from other nations. They are a little bit similar to likes on social media websites except they are far more important to a region and nation because they create the thing below.

  • Influence is something your nation will gain by having endorsements. Influence is very important to the security of a region as it decides how hard it is to remove or ban a nation from a region.

  • A Delegate or WA Delegate is a nation that has the most endorsements in a region. In the South Pacific, the Delegate is Linkelected every 6 months by member nations of this region.

Why should I participate?

Participating in SWAN will give your nation benefits that you can't otherwise get:

  • Your nation will be able to vote on WA resolutions as well the regional Local Council elections and LinkWA Delegate elections.

  • This is the easiest way to get a lot of endorsements from other nations and gain influence which will help your own nation and the region in the future.

  • Your nation will receive awards to commend your effort of participating in this initiative! (Click here to learn more about awards)

  • Your nation will have a stronger voting power on the WA. (Read this for how)

  • If you ever want to join the Council on Regional Security, this is one of the first steps. (Click here for more information)

Click here if you want to learn more about the benefits.

Sounds fun! How do I participate?

How can I do more?

You can go above and beyond and do more by:

  • Upvoting this dispatch.

  • Sending a link to this dispatch to new nations that haven't participated or encouraging them directly to do what this initiative wants via telegram.

  • Doing the same as above but via our Regional Message Board.

  • Sharing your ideas about how to improve this initiative. (How to do that here)

How do I know how well I am and the region are doing?

You can do that by looking at our censuses (Click here to view them) and our statistics page (Click here to view it). We also recommend you to check out this awesome "portrait" of our region (Click here to view it) to get a look at how large and dynamic our region is.

Where can I find more information?

Take a look at our dispatch index.

We hope you will enjoy this initiative and that you find NationStates and our community a more cheerful place because of it.

This initiative is an informal joint effort between the Ministry of Regional Affairs, the Local Council, the Council on Regional Security, and some nerds who have no life. (Read more about who run this here)


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SWAN is the World Assembly (WA) program for TSP. It's useful if you want to get involved in the WA.
Fifth, here are links to TSP's forum and TSP's Discord server:
LinkForum
LinkDiscord
Finally, take SPIT (South Pacific Iced Tea) and a lampshade, cultural traditions of TSP. Before you ask, SPIT does contain alcohol and you're supposed to wear the lampshade. Oh, and if you want a good drink that doesn't have alcohol, try the NHC's THOT.

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