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Whelk um...package

Hi there, and [strike]wentletrap[/strike] [strike]periwinkle[/strike] whelk, umm.. to the Snail Pacific! We're super glad that you were born here, and would love it even more if you put down your operculum! You're not abalone!
[i]A limpet limps out of the TSP Governing Center and slides you a nicely slimed calcium carbonate shell with the TSP Snail on it. You look inside, and you see...[/i]

[b]A whelk![/b]

[img]https://us.123rf.com/450wm/cokemomo/cokemomo1701/cokemomo170100043/72058078-tsubu-gai-ezo-neptune-japanese-whelk.jpg[/img]

[b]In a package![/b]

[img]https://sc01.alicdn.com/kf/HTB1.gjNKVXXXXXtXVXXq6xXFXXXH/Whelks.jpg[/img]

[i]*conchs you on the noggin*[/i]

Aumeltopia

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