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by The 🐌🐚 Endorsing Paradise 🐚🐌 of Aumeltopia. . 128 reads.

Whelk um...package

Hi there, and wentletrap periwinkle whelk, umm.. to the Snail Pacific! We're super glad that you were born here, and would love it even more if you put down your operculum! You're not abalone!
A limpet limps out of the TSP Governing Center and slides you a nicely slimed calcium carbonate shell with the TSP Snail on it. You look inside, and you see...

A whelk!

In a package!

*conchs you on the noggin*

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