Case file #702 Hawkins, Richilda
10-YEARS CLOISTERING AND EXORCISM (WITH SUICIDE WATCH)
Richilda Hawkins, a militantly atheist author who is known for making frequent attacks against organised religion, recently sued the Great Heifer chain of hotels for allowing a copy of Christianity’s holy book to be placed in her room. People are asking whether this practice should stop.
“By allowing Christianity’s absurd little book into hotels, you promote one of mankind’s great evils,” intones Ms. Hawkins, shredding the pages of Christianity’s writings lengthwise to line her cat’s litter-tray. “You, in effect, permit Templedomians to silence their brains, to be content with not understanding natural phenomena. You allow the uninformed to call everything, from the oxygen we breathe to gravity, a ‘miracle’. The Onusvladi, take the small first step to protecting our children from superstition by outlawing this insidious practice.”
FOR PUBLIC RECORD