From the glorious biography of our Ultimate Supreme Leader
Cheif of the
Kim Fatty III.
21 June, ???
Japanese & Worker
"But thats Kayayday's lie, isn't it?"
- Ultimate Supreme Leader Kokichi Oma
Kokichi Oma (王馬 小吉 Ōma Kokichi, born 21 June) is the current Ultimate Supreme Leader of the People's Republic of Socialist Communist States. He became Ultimate Supreme Leader of the states on 1 April 2017, on the nation's founding. After a bitter struggle with a killing game, Bourgeois anime, year 10 Deutsch (where he managed to get 12 signatures to overthrow the oppressive capitalist bourgeoise in year 10 Deutsch), tinned spaghetti pizza, and a civil war, he had finally managed to proclaim the great and glorious Socialist Communist States, which he currently rules over.
Born with no parents and living as an orphan. He grew up struggling in Akihabara, the anime capital of the world (and the capital of his favourite anime's). It was here he founded 'DICE.' A group of about 10 over 10,000 members. It is also the predecessor of the 'Kokichi Oma Youth League: DICE.' He studied at the Imperial Capital's Imperial High School, where he read Marx for a few minutes, then proceeded to throw it in the bin. But this moment would come back to help him in the future ahead.
He moved to New Zealand (now the glorious People's Republic of Socialist Communist States), where he saw the horrors of oppression. Then-Prime Minister of this nation, John Key, oppressed the people with his 'ponytail pullings,' and his 'three-way handshakes.' It was clear that New Zealand needed liberation. Which he achieved, when he defeated the vile Bill English, in the most epic and world-changing duel to ever grace the people of the world. It was one in which Kokichi Oma won and became Ultimate Supreme Leader of the newly formed Socialist Communist States.
His rule has seen the glorious prosperity of the nation, with Socialist Communist States having the best military, economy and prestige in the world. Without him, there would be no motherland/fatherland to which the people of the nation could gladly call their own. The masses give Kokichi Oma their eternal praise. They wish him a long and glorious reign for as long as he lives.
Long live the Ultimate Supreme Leader Kokichi Oma. Father of the Re-evolution, and Supreme Leader of the Socialist Communist Party.
1 Early Life
1.1 Glorious Birth
1.2 Childhood in Japan
2 Life in New Zealand
2.2 New Zealand
2.2 Kokichi's Re-evolution
2.3 The New Zealand War
3 Ultimate Supreme Leader of the States
3.1 Oma Government
3.2 5 Week Plans
3.3 Cult of Personality
4 Political Ideology
4.2 Pro's and Against
5 Personal Life
5.2 Religion: Roman-Haruhiist
6 Works and Music
6.2 Plays: Operas Musicals and Ballets.
Mt Fuji, where Kokichi Oma
was gloriously born.
It is not known what year Kokichi Oma was born, as he prefers to keep it a secret. However, he has given us his birthdate: 21 June, which is a national holiday in Socialist Communist States. Kokichi Oma was born in Tokyo, Japan, on Mount Fuji. It was a sunny day, with blue skies, and double rainbows. The cherry blossom trees began to bloom, along with many other flowers. At night, a bright star shone, which could be seen kilometres away from the city. It is generally believed he descended from the sky and landed calmly on the earth, where he did not even shed a single tear. This is all true because the Ultimate Supreme Leader said so! It's not like he's lying.
While this happened, three wise men visited the soon to be Ultimate Supreme Leader: Karl Engels, Frederick Marx and Vladimir Ulyanov. They were amazed by his gloriousness and decided to present him with gifts. Karl Engels presented him with a copy of 'The Communist Manifesto,' which he gloriously threw away. Fredrick Marx presented him with a crimson bandana, which he also gloriously threw away. Finally, Vladimir Ulyanov presented him with Grape Soda, which he gloriously accepted and chugged down. Quite a sight to see for these three wise men.
Today, Mount Fuji is considered sacred territory, both in the Socialist Communist States and Japan. The Ultimate Supreme Leader used to visit it a lot until his departure to the glorious Socialist Communist States. According to rumours, you can still smell the urine he exposed up there. It is a high honour for anyone visiting up there to smell such glorious waste from the Ultimate Supreme Leader. You should visit if you have the chance. It is quite the experience.
Shuichi and Kokichi.
A glorious Partnership.
Kokichi Oma grew up struggling in the streets of Akihabara. He would spend his time reading manga and watching Anime in the orphanage in the city. It was a very difficult childhood, having no choice but to live in a life of luxury, eating, sleeping, having a roof over his head. His knack for leadership was also developed here. He would always order people to fetch his stuff, clean his mess and do his bidding. It is generally believed this is where his humble traits appeared. It was also here he would meet his friends. Or better put by him, his "family." It was the earliest days of their glorious friendships. Everyone would play pranks and jokes on each other. It persisted so much, that they decided to form their own group, called 'DICE.' Which is where the 'Kokichi Oma Youth League: DICE' gets it's name from. This group consisted of only 10 over 10,000 members. They played pranks on all unsuspecting Capitalists and Bourgeoise who may be walking around. It was considered one of his most innocent acts in his life. But maybe this was where Kokichi Oma started developing his socialist-communist ideas.
Here, Kokichi Oma studied at the prestigious Imperial Capital's Imperial High School. At this school he was the best. He excelled at every sport. He passed every single test, but shined brightest at the podium. One day at school he got bored. Kokichi decided to read 'The Communist Manifesto' that one of the wise men had given to him at birth. He proceeded to grab it out of his bag and begun reading it. After a minute or two he got bored was amazed by what he read. Although he threw it back in the bin (because he was bored of it), Kokichi Oma learnt many things that would come back to aid him in his Re-evolution that would liberate New Zealand later down in his life.
It was also here, that he met his future partner: Shuichi Saihara. Another student from a different school. Kokichi Oma was rather amused by this shy, yet very clever detective. He would occasionally call Shuichi his 'beloved,' 'Shumai,' and 'Saihara-chan.' Shuichi was clearly flustered by all this. But the moment Kokichi Oma had laid eyes on this detective. Kokichi told him "We should be togethere! With you around, I'll never get bored." Although Shuichi was hesitant at first, Shuichi decided that it wouldn't be boring, with Kokichi in Shuichi's life. And so Kokichi Oma and Shuichi Saihara became each others partners. Even today Shuichi is still the Ultimate Supreme Leader's spouse.
John Key's resignation to the nation
after Kokichi Oma's protest.
In 2016, Kokichi and Shuichi decided to move to a new country. Not because Kokichi somehow lied and convinced the Japanese Prime Minister, Shinzo Abe, that he slept with his mother and killed his father, which led to Abe grabbing gold pins from a dress and stabbing it in his eyes, therefore blinding himself, which frightened Kokichi and forced him to high-tail it out of Japan. That's just silly. Like that happened...maybe? Anywho, after saying goodbye to the members of 'DICE' and their friends in Japan, Kokichi and Shuichi moved to the then country called New Zealand (now the glorious Socialist Communist States). When they arrived in New Zealand, they were shocked by the way it was treated. People had political and civil rights. There was food. There was a housing crisis, homeless people sleeping in cars, and there was mass unemployment. It was an outrage to him. It was then and there that Kokichi Oma would commit himself to liberate New Zealand from its oppressive ruler: John Key. Who would oppress the people with his Imperialist 'pony tail pullings,' and his 'three way handshakes.' This type of oppression needed to be stopped.
While he was building up Re-evolutionary feeling within the New Zealand population, Kokichi Oma attended another High School (which shall remain anonymous). Here he saw more oppression. This time it was in year 10 Deutsch. Kokichi Oma wanted to liberate the dull-minded people of year 10 Deutsch. He had some problems though (everyone was laughing at him for being called Oma), but he managed to overcome this, and he got 12 signatures. Forcing the oppressive Capitalist's and Bourgeoise to abdicate. It was a noble and heroic thing Kokichi did. The people of year 10 Deutsch were so grateful to him that they joined his cause in overthrowing the dictator John Key.
Kokichi Oma, despite his gloriousness and his perfections, was having a hard time convincing the people that New Zealand needed to be under his personal control free and liberated. But it was then that Kokichi Oma remembered something. Back in Japan he had read Marx. He remembered that the conditions that these people were in (housing crisis, unemployment, companies selling river water overseas etc), were similar to what Marx had been saying. So it was quite clear to him, that this was what he needed to say to masses if he wanted to fool and exploit convince everyone they were being exploited. So the masses became class conscious, and realised the horror that John Key had put them in. So on the 5 December 2016, about 10 10,000 people marched on parliament and ordered that John Key resign and give power to the people. He must have heard this before he did his annual press conference, because he then announced his resignation to the people of New Zealand. It was a shock, even to Kokichi. He couldn't believe his plan actually worked. Although the Capitalist John Key would tell you it was due to family reasons, it is quite obvious Kokichi's glorious protest had frightened him into resigning. But the trickster John Key, had managed to get the vile Bill English to be in charge of New Zealand. Clearly Kokichi needed a new tactic then just protesting. He would go full on Re-evolution on their Bourgeoise be-hind.
The vile Bill English Vs Kokichi Oma
The people of New Zealand were finally free. Now everyone was more oppressed free and unexploited. Kokichi Oma gloriously looked towards the future. A bright and glorious moment awaited for him and the people. For the establishment of a Socialist-Communist paradise had finally arrived....so he thought.
The dividing lines
When news reached that the vile Bill English had been defeated by Kokichi Oma, the people were confused. However, some people weren't happy about this news. That is the other treacherous Nationalists hiding in their stronghold in the South. The bandit Dr Don Brash, coming out of retirement, took command of the National Party and declared his own illegal and illegitimate government in the South. Kokichi Oma, who had just taken control of the North, could not allow this type of oppression (and maybe challenge to his leadership) occur.
So on the 1 March, the day after the vile Bill English had been defeated, Kokichi Oma invaded liberated many parts of the South Island. He had officially taken personal command of the military to ensure great success. Though some foreign Imperialists would say that he didn't even personally order them around; he just got some experienced generals and officers to do it. Liars! Anyways, there were many military successes. The Nationalists capital of Christchurch (now IwiKiwigrad) had been liberated, and a major drive southward continued. By the 15 March, only a small portion of occupied Nationalists land remained. The victory was in sight for Kokichi Oma. However, there were some minor setbacks in their progress. For you see, the ghost of General Douglas McArthur appeared off the coast of Wellington on his ghost ship: the USS Mount McKinley. McArthur started shelling Wellington and begun launching an invasion. Kokichi Oma, in a rare display of shock and awe, ordered all troops to retreat back to the North. Many foreign Imperialists say that this was a massive tactical blunder because ordering all your troops to retreat back and not even leaving any divisions in the South Island is what escalated their loss of land. But Kokichi Oma knew what he was doing.....we think?
Even more minor setbacks occurred. The enemy had managed to occupy large areas of the North Island. By the 20 March, they had managed to push him and his government to the tip of the North Island. Kokichi, deciding things may be a bleak, decided to have his first foreign trip as leader. He managed to sneak be escorted into Xi Jinping's office. The Chinese leader, who may have thought someone's kid may have gotten lost and stumbled into his office and was about to call security until Kokichi told him he was the new leader of a socialist-communist paradise in New Zealand, in which Xi Jinping laughed thinking it was a joke until Kokichi somehow proved to him he was and begged for support and offering massive trade and land concessions to China and offering to pay back China with massive cheap labour and an offer of military aid, still didn't accept, until Kokichi offered one last desperate deal by banning 'Winnie the Pooh' in his nation if he won, which caught Xi's interest immediately, accepted.
The Nationalists conga-line retreating
Kokichi Oma, with the help of the People's Liberation Army volunteers, managed to push the aggressive Nationalists back. They even managed to push them way back to the tip of the South Island. At the Battle of Bluff, Kokichi Oma decided to take personal command of the army forces present in the battle. The men, in well-choreographed ballet dance, begun to intimidate the enemy. However, there may have been minor losses because of this tactic (about 75% of men were killed), but the PLA volunteers decided to use actual military tactics to defeat the last of the enemies. The bandit Dr Don Brash, along with the vile Bill English, trickster John Key, and many other Nationalists, conga-lined out of the South Island and set up their base at Stewart Island. Kokichi wanted to continue the liberation war, but Xi Jinping got bored, so he ordered all his troops back. Kokichi had no choice but to settle with what he had. But one day he vowed that the aggressive Nationalists would be defeated, and Stewart Island would be liberated. Even today, sadly, the Nationalists control the Island, with the bandit Dr Brash as their dictator.
What happened to these Nationalists you may ask? The vile Bill English, it was rumoured, was putting more tinned spaghetti and pineapples on his pizza. It wasn't until a few months later that it was confirmed true. He now works selling his famous 'tinned spaghetti and pineapple pizza' on occupied Stewart Island.
John Key went on to become a famous native of Stewart Island. Here he spends his time swimming in taxpayers money he had collected from his 8 years as Prime Minister. Sometimes his pal, the vile Bill English, will visit him in his 'three way handshake' and 'pony tail pulling' paradise. Oh, and also, John Key is the minister of tourism in the Ultimate Supreme leader's government. Just thought you'd like to know.
The new office building.
Which was definitely not
Kokichi Oma gloriously working.
On the 1 April, 2017 Kokichi Oma declared himself "The Ultimate Supreme Leader" of the newly formed 'People's Republic of Socialist Communist States.' During this period, the Ultimate Supreme Leader created the 'Socialist Communist Party,' and the 'Red Liberation army of the Workers.' The creation of these institutes would ensure that the new nation would function and be defended against Imperialist aggressors.
The new government's main priority was to convert the nation into a socialist-communist paradise. The Ultimate Supreme Leader wanted to try out his new political thought 'Socialism-Communism.' The glorious thoughts of Kokichi Oma were still being tested out, but nevertheless, they played a major part in the building of this new and glorious nation. One of the first policies of these thoughts came when the first decrees by the new government ordered the complete and total privatisation of all State Assets. By gloriously privatising many of the State Assets (Kiwibank, KiwiRail, Air New Zealand, TVNZ etc), in the name of Socialism-Communism, the economy of the new nation would skyrocket. Which it did! The shape of the economy reached a peak of 100/100 on Nationstate, and glorious private businesses thrived under this new economic miracle. The Ultimate Supreme Leader had said of this "That privatisation of State Assets proves that Socialism-Communism works great economically. But whether it works politically and civilly is another question that needs to be answered."
So the Ultimate Supreme Leader used his creative, and intellectual mind to collectivise all the farms. These farms were transferred to Big Businesses outside Government companies. These companies would focus on producing a large amount of food for -profit the people to have. However, some Capitalists pigs may say that the glorious Ultimate Supreme Leader was only selling the nation's food to other fascist, capitalist pigs. But this is clearly wrong! He clearly told the people himself that "We're tot's not selling our only supply of food to the capitalists. I mean, what do you think I am? A liar? But that could just be a lie?"
While on the subject of land, the Ultimate Supreme Leader had decreed that all poor landlords were to give up their property, and were redistributed to richer poorer landlords. This helped to decrease the already large income inequality that the nation had. Homes were given to everyone who could afford it. This noble decree by the Ultimate Supreme Leader had created a nation of houses. Everyone had a house. All thanks to the Ultimate Supreme Leader.
The Ultimate Supreme Leader appointed many people to the new government that he had established. He appointed the glorious K1-B0 as minister of defence, so to cater to the defence of the nation. He was also appointed glorious 5 star general of the military, which he proudly and humbly accepted. Paul J. Keating was appointed Chancellor of the Treasury, to look after the nation's finances and to implement taxes where he believes see fit. Glorious Kim Fatty I. was made minister of supply, to make sure that the States all had the proper amount of supplies. He was also given the honorary position as minister of preventing starvation, which he has gladly and properly done.
But of course, the Vice Presidency was left vacant because the Ultimate Supreme Leader did not know who to choose for such high honour. But, this all changed after the 2017 election. Then-candidate for the leader of the States, Al Gore, was running his own campaign to be the leader. The Ultimate Supreme Leader did not pay any attention to him. That was until election night where the state of Florida Biergrad was considered too close to call. After a 5-4 vote that stopped the recount, the Ultimate Supreme Leader kept his job. However, he banned elections after this and made Al Gore Vice President for the Lols. So that is exactly how Al Gore became Vice President (if anyone actually bothers to read this).
5 Week Plans
With the previous capitalist government making the land a technological and industrial moderate nation poor, poverty stricken nation, the Ultimate Supreme Leader wanted to advance the nations industry, so that one day, the Socialist Communist State could mass produce everything and be self reliant. However, the Ultimate Supreme Leader deciding that 5 years was too long and too boring. So, he decided to make it 5 weeks.
The first 5 week plan was a massive success. Production quotas were over achieved and the nation flourished. All the resources and raw materials that were extracted and created from these plans went directly to foreign nations and other big businesses the people themselves. The Ultimate Supreme Leader was personally responsible for the success. This was due to him directing the course of the plan and giving very useful directions. But, there were of course anti Re-evolutionary traitors and Capitalist saboteurs interfering with the plan. Some of these Imperialists tried to disrupt the glorious plan, claiming that it was "un-realistic" and "will lead to many many deaths!" However, the glorious Ultimate Supreme Leader had them sent away to gulag for their crimes and criticism against the State and Ultimate Supreme Leader. Despite these Imperialist interferences, the first 5 week plans was a glorious success. So, don't believe what those Imperialist say when they claim that it eroded the rivers, claimed many lives, increased the personal wealth of the State and Ultimate Supreme Leader, did not overachieve but under achieved etc. These are what the FAKE news are saying.
Glorious parade in his honour.
When the Ultimate Supreme Leader became the leader of the States, he wanted the people to know and credit the hard work he did to create the Socialist-Communist utopia that he struggled for. So in January of 2018, Kokichi Oma founded the Art and Literature Association. This group would work hard in creating the proper, right, and politically-correct depiction of Kokichi Oma. Many statues, mosaics, frescos, paintings, books, poems, fables, food, and songs were dedicated in his honour. In fact, the Ultimate Supreme Leader wrote many books about himself. Memoirs about his Re-evolutionary struggles, biographies about his life, and many mystical fables, like the one about a quick brown fox jumping over a lazy dog, which he personally created from his own intellectual and creative mind. The worker's of the nation have been forced willingly reading his works, and have found them to be of great importance. Every day, the people of the nation give praise to his works, and those who don't have a copy of any of his books in their library shelf are thought to be enemies and spies against the Ultimate Supreme Leader. So everyone must have a book of the Ultimate Supreme Leader if they are true worshippers of his greatness.
On the subject of the media, the Ultimate Supreme Leader himself has guided the many State-run news networks, into the proper direction on what they should write and report about him. Many of the media staff have listened carefully with awe-struck expressions about the way the media should be run. The Ultimate Supreme Leader has told them they should refer to him as many things: 'great and respectable,' 'father of the nation,' 'great and all-knowing,' 'beloved and intelligent' etc. The media has been told to report all the good things about him. The very rare (and usually impossible) 'mistakes' he does make are to be removed and wiped out from existence. Those 'mistakes' that do get out, usually result in harsh punishments to those whoever allowed such material to get out. While on that note, those who question the Ultimate Supreme Leader's glorious cult-of-personality will be severely punished for doubting his sheer greatness.
Whenever any important day involving the Ultimate Supreme Leader occurs, a glorious parade, that is much greater, expensive, time-consuming than any other parade is put on, like the parade celebrating the establishment of the nation. Most foreign Imperialist and Capitalists tell lies that the parades that personally celebrate the Ultimate Supreme Leader always lead to the bankruptcy of our nation. This is a false and highly insulting lie. But luckily, the Ultimate Supreme Leader is the only person the worker's need to survive. Because there can be no Socialist Communist States without him!
Flag of Kokichism-Shuichism
The Ultimate Supreme Leader follows the political ideology Socialism-Communism, which is a double-negative in a political sense he founded and developed from his own thoughts and political analysis. Socialism-Communism, briefly, is the idea that the State should have the right/privilege to have its own business. Which would be run and maintained in the name of the Ultimate Supreme Leader and the State. All wealth and resources made from these businesses would go directly to Kokichi Oma and the State the Workers. The idea focuses heavily on the privatisation of other businesses, which would be run by private public individuals in the name of the State. Also, it focuses heavily on praising the Ultimate Supreme leader. The worker's paradise cannot be achieved without the full guidance of the Ultimate Supreme Leader. Everyone must follow and obey his direction if they want to be able to produce a large number of goods for their own needs. Today, the Ultimate Supreme Leader is still finding ways and such to improve the glorious ideology, so that one day, the world will know the glorious perfection of his thoughts and ideas.
But of course, his political ideology was first developed after his 2 minute reading of Marx. He was originally a Marxist-Leninist, but soon found ways to improve the idea. Naturally, he went on to develop it as a sort of 'new' Marxist-Leninist idea. This idea and its development kept changing until eventually, it was classified as its own sort of communism. Socialism-Communism has been considered the greatest and most superior idea over any type of communism. The Ultimate Supreme Leader's thoughts have transformed the nation into a dump glorious Socialism-Communist wonderland. Even today, the glorious thoughts and ideas are being used across all sectors of society. The economy is flourishing (according to nationstates), the Bourgeoise's income is rising decreasing at an exponential rate. The glorious workers of the nation's income are gladly decreasing rising at a quick pace. So the nations income equality, under Socialism-Communism, are dropping rising at a ridiculous rate. You could even say that income inequality doesn't exist. All thanks to the Ultimate Supreme Leader.
The Ultimate Supreme Leader usually gives glorious lectures about his thoughts and ideas to his friends. Though some of them may say he doesn't talk about that at all, instead saying random and confusing lies that don't have anything to do with anything. But of course, this is the Ultimate Supreme Leader's way of showing his friends his political thoughts and ideology.
The Ultimate Supreme Leader gloriously said of this that: "We should tote's all try to achieve Socialism-Communism. I mean, who doesn't like privatising everything?! The State gets to own everything, make a profit, heck even I get my own cult-of-personality. Isn't that great?" Fine words spoken from the Ultimate Supreme Leader himself.
Pro: Cult-of-personality, Privatisation, Authoritarianism, Totalitarianism, Memes, Capitalism
Against: Democracies of any kind, Al Gore being the Leader of this nation, Tinned-Spaghetti & Pineapple Pizza Wealth redistribution, Collectivism, Communism
Kokichi bantering with friends.
When the Ultimate Supreme Leader isn't causing the nation mayhem progress, he spends his personal time at home. In his free time, he usually plays video games, such as:
Super Mario Bros, The Legend of Zelda, Pokemon, Animal Crossing, Little King Story, HOI4, Victoria II and Nationstates. Usually on Nationstates he likes to role-play as a communist nation in the Pacific. He spends most of his time on the site creating interesting factbooks and roleplaying on Forum 7.
At home, when he's not playing video games, he like to spend time with his beloved Shuichi. They would usually chat together and enjoy talking about their day, the books they've read and say to each other what they thought about it and whether it was any good or not. They like to have nice tea brakes after working. Kokichi is an avid drinker of tea, and would almost prefer it over his favourite carbonated drink 'Panta.' He likes spending time with Shuichi and their friends, talking about what their favourite tea's are (his personal favourite is 'Earl Grey,' despite what other's may think of it). Sometimes the two will usually prank one-another or their close friends. In fact, the beloved Shuichi once commented in a rare interview that "Kokichi is usually childish in nature, and he loves to mess around with people. But he never takes his pranks on us too far... well, not always."
Kokichi Oma also enjoys watching anime, such as the Shōnen genre. He likes to reference many of the shows he watches in his political speeches. Such example was when he was explaining to the working class of the nation what their aims and goals were to defeat, once and for all, the capitalist and Imperialist systems. Here is a famous quote from the Ultimate Supreme Leader on this:
"It's time to d-d-d-d-d-d-d-duel!"
- Kokichi Oma, The Goal and Aim to Overthrow the Imperialists and Capitalists: Volume 53
Those who know exactly what the Ultimate Supreme Leader was referencing in that speech had the great honour of being assassinated or sent to the Gulags by the Ultimate Supreme Leader himself. Because clearly they knew way too much of the outside world if they understood that reference.
Supreme Captain's Navy Portrait
From many analysis from the glorious State-run analysers, along with many highly honourable and rare interviews with those close to the Ultimate Supreme Leader, Kokichi Oma has been seen to be a trickster to foreigners and even those in the nation he runs himself. The beloved Shuichi also commented in a rare interview that "Kokichi can be child-like, both in appearance and in personality. However, he is also quite intelligent and cunning. A lot of people just think he's a manipulator, which he is, sometimes, a hypocrite, which he... also is, but once you get to know him, personally, he's actually a pretty light-hearted and fun guy to be around. He's funny, and maybe a bit...cute." The beloved Shuichi's interview shows how much of a good person Kokichi can be towards those he personally knows and befriends.
While on the subject of his intelligence, Kokichi has been attributed to have complicated thoughts, and can come up with plans on the spot—a famous and memorable account was when the Ultimate Supreme Leader wrote a script on 'how to not screw-up a class trial 101' while he was poisoned with 'strike-9 poison' to another 'friend' that was about to die by poison. But gladly, Kaito Momota said "Sheesh man, don't do that! This antidote I have in my hands can, like, save us both. You don't need to go that far to save me. Damn man, you're crazy!" A quick note on this, it was a rare surprise, even to Kokichi, that Kaito actually said something rational and logic. Kokichi would always thank Kaito for this moment.
But of course, those foreign Imperialist tell us that Kokichi Oma is a manipulative, cunning, liar, that seeks to get his own way. But this is not the case, even those close to the Ultimate Supreme Leader say that Kokichi can be "a lying sack of [EXPLETIVE DELETED]," others have noted that Kokichi usually lies (which is incredibly rare from our Ultimate Supreme Leader, we know!), out of kindness i.e a white or kind lie. Other times he may do it for fun and games with those close to him.
The Ultimate Supreme Leader is a devout Roman-Haruhiist. He follows and adheres to the teachings of the one-true god: Haruhi Suzumiya. He has been a committed Roman-Haruhiist since January of 2019 when he watched 'The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzuniya for the first time on 'Anime Lab' he was gloriously born. In fact, it is widely believed that Haruhi had brought forth our glorious Ultimate Supreme Leader from the clouds above Mt Fuji and down into this world, so as to make the world "slightly less boring" (Haruhi 16:53).
In accordance with his role and devotion to Haruhi, the Ultimate Supreme Leader appointed himself as Haruhiist-Maximus (the Greatest Haruhiist). This role made him the high priest of the States and gave him the powers to organise which days should be a holy day of prayer. For example the 8 October is considered a holy day as it is Haruhi's Birthday. The Ultimate Supreme Leader's birthday: 21 June, is also considered a holy day, because it symbolises his nativity, which was brought by the God Haruhi. He and Kyon Kun denwa are Haruhi's disciples, and they spread the word of Haruhi in order to make the world a little less boring.
As a devout Roman-Haruhiist, he believes in Haruhi's divine statement, "To cover the 'endless 8' corners of the world under one roof." Haruhi Ichiu as it is called. From this incredibly ambiguous statement, the Ultimate Supreme Leader knew that the world must come under his rule, and that the word of Haruhi must encompass everyone.
The Ultimate Supreme Leader is known to be an avid writer. He has written hundreds of books, fables, memoirs, manga's, light-novels, and auto-biographies. Many of his writings have been praised, honoured, and been forced willingly read by the people of Socialist Communist States. These immortal literary works, which are just, highly reliable, and give proper merit to the Ultimate Supreme Leader are the envy of all writers in Socialist Communist States. Many attempt to emulate his writings, so they may be able to properly portray the Ultimate Supreme leader the right way. The works of Kokichi Oma include:
Short Run to Oppression
With the Decade
Plays: Operas Musicals and Ballets
The Ultimate Supreme Leader is also a big supporter of the theatrical arts. Kokichi Oma is known by many to be a terrific actor; he is able to cry real crocodile-like tears and be able to stop them at will. His great talent in the theatrical realm has been a great help to the many State-run drama studios. He has given great and careful advices on how to properly direct and produce a theatrical play. Whether it be a Re-evolutionary opera, a light-hearted musical in honour of the Ultimate Supreme Leader, or a Re-evolutionary ballet that properly portrays the struggles of the landlord, the Ultimate Supreme Leader knows how to get someone else to direct it! Many of these notable works include:
VictorNet in SCS
Springtime for Oma
The Blue Detachment of Men
Kokichi Oma's Student Report.
Kokichi Oma was voted the most popular out of 16 other students.