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The Glorious People's Republic of Socialist Communist States is a Socialist Communist State lead by our glorious Ultimate Supreme Leader, Kokichi Oma. Here you will find what the glorious State government publishes for the whole
world to see (well, government sanctioned stuff at least). So browse to your hearts content, and don't forget to purchase stuff from our gift shop (OR ELSE!!!).






State Pictures

State News

Ultimate Supreme Leader

Vice President Al Gore talks with PM of Peanutlandia
Vice President Gore held talks with the PM of Peanutlandia,
who is on official business in SCS.

The 'new' Socialist Communist drink: 'Panta'
New drink 'Panta' has just been released to the nation.
This socialist communist drink will surely quench Workers thirsts.


The Ultimate Supreme Leader gloriously working.

Privatisation in the name of Socialist-Communism
The Ultimate Supreme Leader gloriously privatises the State Asset:
Free Milk, in the name of Socialist-Communism.


The Ultimate Supreme Leader gloriously sleeping.






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5 Week Plan to increase production of 'Panta' drink
The State Parliament has just announced the implementation of a 5 week Plan. This plan is focused on increasing the production of the fizzy drink Panta.
Current levels of production are being produced at a slow rate. So this 5 week plan will surely meet it's quotas and objectives (OR ELSE!).
This 5 week plan is the first in our nations history, and the Ultimate Supreme Leader has gloriously endorsed this decision.

Budget 2018
The State Government has just released the national budget for 2018. Defence will receive 37% in spending, so to ensure a strong and well maintained military.
Law and Order comes in second with 19% in spending. So to ensure that the nation does not spur into anarchy and chaos.
Third was industry at 16%.This was in the wake of the State announcing the implementation of a 5 week plan to increase production in the drink 'Panta.'
A Ultimate Supreme Leader favourite. The rest were spent on education, administration etc.

The Ultimate Supreme Leader and the Vice President

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The Glorious People's Republic of Socialist Communist States is a Socialist Communist State lead by our glorious Ultimate Supreme Leader, Kokichi Oma. Here you will find what the glorious State government publishes for the whole
world to see (well, government sanctioned stuff at least). So browse to your hearts content, and don't forget to purchase stuff from our gift shop (OR ELSE!!!).






State Pictures

State News

Ultimate Supreme Leader

Vice President Al Gore talks with local nutjob
Vice President Gore tried to reason with local nut,
who thinks this is nothing but fiction.

The 'new' Socialist Communist drink: 'Panta'
New drink 'Panta' has just been released to the nation.
This socialist communist drink will surely quench Workers thirsts.


The Ultimate Supreme Leader gloriously working.

Privatisation in the name of Socialist-Communism
The Ultimate Supreme Leader gloriously privatises the State Asset:
Free Milk, in the name of Socialist-Communism.


The Ultimate Supreme Leader gloriously sleeping.


The Ultimate Supreme Leader and the Vice President

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The Glorious People's Republic of Socialist Communist States is a Socialist Communist State lead by our glorious Ultimate Supreme Leader, Kokichi Oma.
Here you will find what the glorious State government publishes for the whole world to see (well, government sanctioned stuff at least).
So browse to your hearts content, and don't forget to purchase stuff from our gift shop (OR ELSE!!!).





State Pictures

State News

Ultimate Supreme Leader

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Corrugated Steel: Bob Semple Tank
The corrugated steel, caterpillar tractor:
Bob Semple tank, will make an appearance
at the 'Worker's Parade.'

New portraits of Lenin and Stalin
New portraits of Lenin and Stalin are placed in public.
This is for the upcoming 'Worker's Parade' that will be held soon.
Everyone is expected to pay their respects (or Gulag will happen).


The Ultimate Supreme Leader gloriously over working.

New State cafe badges
The Ultimate Supreme Leader is gloriously featured in all
cafe badges in this glorious nation. For the preparation
of 'Workers Parade,' when everyone will visit the
'State Cafe's' (SO BUY ONE!!!).


The Ultimate Supreme Leader gloriously sleeping, while on fire.






State Pictures

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5 day Plan to prepare for 'Worker's Parade'
The State Parliament has just announced the implementation of a 5 day Plan. This plan is focused on preparing for the upcoming 'Worker's Parade.'
This parade was granted a ☭2 million workers budget, so that the parade is up to scratch. Military personals and Worker's are expected to train for it.
All state portraits (under law), are to be set up in all housings and work places for this glorious occasion (OR ELSE!!!).

Parade Budget
The State Government has just announced that ☭2 million workers will be spent on the parade. This is for army trucks, banners, flags,
portraits of our glorious leaders, the Ultimate Supreme Leaders Turkish baths and expensive dinners (all the usual).



State Videos

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Glorious Karaoke Night

Glorious Supreme Dancing

Glorious Internet Inventing

Glorious Communism OP



The Worker's Parade is coming!

Credits to Greater East Germany for fixing my terrible corrupted Russian, which this poster had.
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The Glorious People's Republic of Socialist Communist States is a Socialist Communist State lead by our glorious Ultimate Supreme Leader, Kokichi Oma.
Here you will find what the glorious State government publishes for the whole world to see (well, government sanctioned stuff at least).
So browse to your hearts content, and don't forget to purchase stuff from our gift shop (OR ELSE!!!).





State Pictures

State News

Ultimate Supreme Leader

Ultimate Birthday: 21 June
The Ultimate Supreme Leader's Birthday is coming.
21 June is when it will be celebrated.
Everyone is expected to celebrate it.

Glorious Crepes to be served
New crepes, bearing Kokichi Oma on it, will be served.
It has Whipped cream, Chocolate sauce, Red bean paste Ice cream,
Strawberry, Chocolate pretzel and Print cookies in it.
Limited in Supply (Because we don't have enough FOOD!)


The Ultimate Supreme Leader gloriously over working.

Even 'newer' State cafe badges
The Ultimate Supreme Leader is gloriously featured in even
newer cafe badges. For his upcoming birthday.
Naturally, everyone is expected to buy one!


The Ultimate Supreme Leader gloriously sleeping, while on fire.






State Pictures

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9 day Plan to prepare for Leader's Birthday
The State Parliament has just announced the implementation of a 9 day Plan. This plan is focused on preparing for the Ultimate Supreme Leader's
Birthday. His birthday will cost a minimal ☭20 million workers for the taxpayer, so that his birthday will be the best in the nation.
Everyone is expected to pay respects to the glorious leader by delivering him presents and other gifts (OR ELSE!).

Birthday Budget
The State Governments ☭20 million taxpayers funded birthday party for Kokichi Oma, which will be spent on him personally.
He has worked tirelessly for the nation, so it is natural we give him a small amount of funding for his birthday.
It will be spent on a Grape soda fountain, large concert halls, an expensive cake, bouncy castles (for Kokichi personally),
glorious decorations of Marx, Engels, Lenin and Oma wearing 'party hats.'



State Videos

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Glorious Karaoke Night

Glorious Supreme Dancing

Glorious Internet Inventing

Glorious Communism OP


The Glorious Birthday is soon!
21 June 2018

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The Glorious People's Republic of Socialist Communist States is a Socialist Communist State lead by our glorious Ultimate Supreme Leader, Kokichi Oma.
Here you will find what the glorious State government publishes for the whole world to see (well, government sanctioned stuff at least).
So browse to your hearts content, and don't forget to purchase stuff from our gift shop (OR ELSE!!!).





State Pictures

State News

Ultimate Supreme Leader

21 June. Ultimate Supreme Leader's Birthday
The Ultimate Supreme Leader's Birthday is Today.
All Worker's get a 10 minute break to pay tribute.
Either by bowing, kneeling, dabbing,
or by planting flowers on nearby portraits.

Guests have arrived
Many State officials, and foreign guests have arrived.
They include Ministers like: Kim Thiccy I, John Key,
and K1-B0. Foreign guests like: Zhou Enlai,
Vladimir Lenin, George W Bush etc. Many more
have attended as well.


The Ultimate Supreme Leader gloriously over working.

His body's not Reggie
Reggie Fils-aimé, is not happy that he
was not accepted to the USL's birthday.
So is the USL himself. Reggie has been
given an apology, and is promised to
be invited next year.


The Ultimate Supreme Leader gloriously celebrating.






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State on break, for USL birthday
The State Parliament is on break for the day. No new laws or policies will be announced for the day, because everyone is
currently attending the USL's birthday party. However, the State would like to know what cretin thought it was funny to
draw a 'phallus' outside parliament? (definitely wasn't done by Kokichi Oma!)

Birthday
The State Governments been announcing that everyone should go and pay tribute to the USL. Or gulag, execution, or prison etc. will happen.



State Videos

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Glorious USL B'day dance

VP Al Gore celebrating

Glorious Birthday Tribute

Glorious Cries of joy


Happy Birthday Kokichi Oma!

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The Glorious People's Republic of Socialist Communist States is a Socialist Communist State lead by our glorious Ultimate Supreme Leader, Kokichi Oma.
Here you will find what the glorious State government publishes for the whole world to see (well, government sanctioned stuff at least).
So browse to your hearts content, and don't forget to purchase stuff from our gift shop (OR ELSE!!!).





State Pictures

State News

Ultimate Supreme Leader

21 June. Ultimate Supreme Leader's Birthday
The Ultimate Supreme Leader's Birthday was on
the 21 June. All Worker's got a 10-minute break
to pay tribute. Either by bowing, kneeling,
dabbing, or by planting flowers on
nearby portraits.

Guests had arrived
Many State officials, and foreign guests had arrived.
They included Ministers like: Kim Thiccy I, John Key,
and K1-B0. Foreign guests like: Zhou Enlai,
Vladimir Lenin, George W Bush etc. Many more
have attended as well.


The Ultimate Supreme Leader gloriously over working.

His body's not Reggie
Reggie Fils-aimé was not happy that he
was not accepted to the USL's birthday.
So was the USL himself. Reggie had been
given an apology, and was promised to
be invited next year.


The Ultimate Supreme Leader gloriously sleeping, while on fire.






State Pictures

Policies

State on break, for USL birthday
The State Parliament was on break for the day. No new laws or policies were announced for the day because everyone was
currently attending the USL's birthday party. However, the State would like to know what cretin thought it was funny to
draw a 'phallus' outside parliament? (definitely wasn't done by Kokichi Oma!)

Birthday
The State Governments been announcing that everyone should go and pay tribute to the USL. Or gulag, execution, or prison etc. will happen.



State Videos

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Glorious USL B'day dance

VP Al Gore celebrating

Glorious Birthday Tribute

Glorious Cries of joy


Happy Birthday Kokichi Oma!

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The Glorious People's Republic of Socialist Communist States is a Socialist Communist State lead by our glorious Ultimate Supreme Leader, Kokichi Oma.
Here you will find what the glorious State government publishes for the whole world to see (well, government sanctioned stuff at least).
So browse to your hearts content, and don't forget to purchase stuff from our gift shop (OR ELSE!!!).





State Pictures

State News

Ultimate Supreme Leader

Welcome VictorNet!
The leader of the Rapture Republic: VictorNet,
has just been gloriously welcomed into our
glorious nation on a diplomatic summit.

Motorcade trip
The two leader's had a motorcade trip
through the capital, Omagrad. The
people, who were watched carefully
by SCS secret police, gave jubilant
praise towards the guest and our
own, Kokichi Oma.


The Ultimate Supreme Leader gloriously over working.

Minister of Foreign Affairs arrives
The Minister of Foreign Affairs,
John Connally (yes that Connally) had
just arrived to the meeting house to
help in the discussions.


The Ultimate Supreme Leader gloriously sleeping, while on fire.






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State Officials welcome Victornet
The State officials gloriously welcomed the leader of the Rapture Republic and his officials to the meeting room.
Many of them have already taken their seats in the meeting, and it's expected to go on for a while. But this is
still a momentous occasion for the Socialist Communist nation of ours.

Summit Budget
The State Government has just announced that the meeting will cost taxpayers a minimal and small 6.5 Billion workers to fund
the meeting. Every worker is expected to pay for this, as their own welfare means little when it comes to the Ultimate Supreme Leaders.



State Videos

Monokuma Ondo

Nichijou Jazz

Nichijou - Zzz

Glorious Cries of joy

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The Glorious Summit

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The Glorious People's Republic of Socialist Communist States is a Socialist Communist State lead by our glorious Ultimate Supreme Leader, Kokichi Oma.
Here you will find what the glorious State government publishes for the whole world to see (well, government sanctioned stuff at least).
So browse to your hearts content, and don't forget to purchase stuff from our gift shop (OR ELSE!!!).





State Pictures

State News

Ultimate Supreme Leader

The Glorious Mass Games!
The annual Mass Games will go from 1 - 30 September 2018.
This glorious display is performed by over 100,000 slaves
volunteers, who display well executed and well choreographed
moves. Everyone is invited. Even foreigners. This is the only time
in the year foreign tourists are allowed in.

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Glorious 20 Metre Statue erected
A 20 metre statue of the USL has been erected in the capital.
Everyone is expected to pay tributes by laying flowers and wreaths.
Foreigners who are visiting must do the same as well.


The Ultimate Supreme Leader gloriously working.

Vice President Al Gore Happy to be mentioned
The Vice President is incredibly pleased that he has been mentioned,
after nearly a month of not being so. He is also quite happy to have a
brief cameo in the upcoming mass games.


The Ultimate Supreme Leader gloriously sleeping.






State Pictures

Policies

State Parliament approves games
The State Parliament has officially approved a large budget for the mass games. They have also forced asked for slaves 100,000 volunteers
to flip 100,000 coloured books, so to ensure a well detailed and choreographed paintings go according to plan...OR ELSE!!!

Mass Games Budget
The State Government has just announced that the Mass Games will cost taxpayers a minimal and small 20 Billion workers to fund
the games. Everyone must pay for this, since the Mass Games are a once in a year experience, and the grandeur of it will surely
convince Workers to give up 99% of their income.



State Videos

Mass Games Example

Mass Games Example II

Mass Games Example III

National Anthem

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The Glorious Mass Games!



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The Glorious People's Republic of Socialist Communist States is a Socialist Communist State lead by our glorious Ultimate Supreme Leader, Kokichi Oma.
Here you will find what the glorious State government publishes for the whole world to see (well, government sanctioned stuff at least).
So browse to your hearts content, and don't forget to purchase stuff from our gift shop (OR ELSE!!!).





State Pictures

State News

Ultimate Supreme Leader

Glorious Gifts!
It's Christmas!!!.
Today, the workers get a 10 minute break from work to give our
dear Ultimate Supreme Leader presents. It is naturally the holiday
for giving. So everyone must give all their presents to him or
face a stern reminder from the Grinch brigade.
Remember: it's the season of giving.

Generous Gift
The Ultimate Supreme Leader has decided to allow children all across
the nation to build their own snowmen to eat. It is quite humble of him
to do so, and everyone is expected to give him presents as thanks for
such kindness.


The Ultimate Supreme Leader gloriously working.

Glorious Christmas Feast
The Ultimate Supreme Leader is hosting a Christmas Party,
where many guests like: Zhou Enlai, Bill English, John Key,
George W. Bush, Al Gore, and many others have arrived.
Their is a lot of food at the party and it is expected to last
until the new year, then thats all the food supply gone.


The Ultimate Supreme Leader gloriously sleeping.






State Pictures

Policies

State Parliament on Holiday
The State Parliament is on holiday. All you need to know is that it is taxpayer funded. So, Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, or
whatever holiday you follow.

Christmas Budget
Same as above. Taxpayer funded. The Ultimate Supreme Leader and his guests are having a lit party right now.



State Videos

Soviet Christmas

A Simple Request

Jingle Bell Rock

Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas

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Merry Christmas!!!



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