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by Captain lard. . 709 reads.

History of Spam/Lardyland

The History of Spam


Era

founder

When it was

what it was named

1st

Spammystan

June 11, 2016 - August 20, 2017

Primordial Era 1

2nd

Unifism

August 20, 2017 - November 15, 2017

Primordial Era 2

3rd

Spam founder

December 13, 2017 - January 6, 2018

The Beginning

4th

when Spam founder died

January 6, 2018 - January 16, 2018

The Warzone Era

5th

Captain spam

January 17, 2018 - March 4, 2018

The Golden Age

6th

when Pop212 raided

March 7, 2018 - March 14, 2018

The Pacific Invasion

7th

Captain lard

March 15, 2018 - May 11, 2018

Lardyland

8th

Captain lard

May 12, 2018 - August 20, 2018

The Inactive Summer

8th

Captain lard

August 20, 2018 -

Lardyland


History By Each Era

The Primordial Eras


Not much is known about this period of spam other than it was ruled by first Spammystan, then Unifism. From what we can tell, they were a lot more rule-based, a lot less extreme, and a lot less popular.


Dispatches from this era:

What is Spam?

by Unifism

Spam is a region. It was originally founded by Spammystan, but ceased to exist 63 days ago from 20th August 2017. Then I refounded it!!!!!!!!!!!
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THIS IS THE HOLY SHUKISHKA (BIBLE) OF SPAM.

[i]THE PUREST VERSION OF SPAM IS FOUND IN THIS BIBLE WHICH WAS FORGED DEEP IN THE GENETICS OF THE UNIVERSE, EXPLAINING EVERYTHING.

Chapter1: The creation of the world:

In the beginning, the universe was devoid, there was nothing but nothingness, which engulfed every corner of the universe. One day, The Nothingness destroyed itself (Similar to the way an old star collapses on itself, causing Supernova), which destroyed all the nothingness. The Uiord (World) was created this way. In the beginning, this was the only planet. The destruction of the nothingness had also forged something. Something with powers so strong and divine, nothing could stop it. This was Vfufhjakalota (God).

Vfufhjakalota saw the plain world from the clouds above. He made the decision to use his magic to create an almighty human being, who went by the name of Fershajukilalaq. He cast this human to Earth.

When Fershajukilalaq arrived on the planet, there was nothing but darkness. He created the Oorl (Sun), Oguirlwy (Sky) and Terrasiuisdf (Water). He forged all three of the elements together, and he created another 2 humans.

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A Rule... Maybe

by Spammystan

Don't Make Too Long Spams Without A Spoiler Covering Them Up Please!
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The Beginning of the foundation


The beginning was a time when spam was ruled by spam founder. This was also a time when a few of the original natives came here, such as
Spammyspamspamifiedspam
I hate the gray wardens and black hawks
Slicedbread ii as well as others. It was here when the original idea of spam was conceived. A few people knew about spam, but it was far from popular. It would have done probably better except that spam founder CTE’d. This spam was a lot more anarchic and had no government or rules system whatsoever. It had officers, however, with every officer of spam having different sets of powers, with not really a system to gain those powers.


Dispatches from this era:

SPAM the book

by Spammyspamspamifiedspam

Spammyspamspamifiedspam is spammyspamspamifiedspam and spam is spam and spammy salt has Nutella spammy spam spam my name is Spammyspamspamifiedspam and my mission is to get y'all to all hail Spam founder spammy spamified spamy spamified SPAMMYSPAMSPAMIFIEDSPAM Hi say whatever and type propaganda for spam spammyspamspamifiedspam spam grand o' Glourious Spam spam spam spam become an officer by asking spam spammy spam and Spam founder eat spam everyday
PEACE!!!!
SPAMMYSPAMSPAMIFIEDSPAM IS NUMBER WUNNNNNNN SPAMIFIED SPAMY SPAMIFIED SPAMY SPAMIFIED SPAMY SPAMIFIED SPAMY SPAMIFIED SPAMY and spam founder is Kool too
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OFFICIAL NATIONAL ANTHEM OF SPAM

by Spammyspamspamifiedspam

SPAM NATIONAL ANTHEM:
Spammyspamspamifiedspam Spammyspamspamifiedspam o' spam and spam! Spam and spam and it's spammy spamified foundation! Spam and Nutella are a great combo with a side of salt!!!! Saint spam, saint spam mcsaint spam is number wunnnnnn, o, Holy spam mcspam with some butter! Commies and spam, spam spam everything works with, SPAMMMMMMMM
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The Spamwich

by Spammyspamspamifiedspam

The spamwich has been completed​ on December 21st, 2017 it is the most powerful being In the spammy spamified realm 6000 of Spam
verse 30289 And Thus The spammy bread shall unify under a new Crown of power, that shall defy the outcome of the future generations​ that are to come to this spammy spamified region
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The Warzone Era


This was an era after spam founder CTE’d. It was when the region was opened, andeveryone was worried about the region being raided by black hawks. Fortunately, Pinochet Executionists joined NationStates. Captain spam endorsed him, and together, they kicked out all the natives and secured the region, as well as with help from The NationStates Police Department and South artheria and a couple of spam natives. Eventually, everyone except for captain spam left, and, on (insert date here), he refounded the region. During this period, Spammyspamspamifiedspam actively pushed for either Rome or Iwaku to raid the region. After that began the greatest era of spam that we had ever seen, the golden era.


Dispatches from this era:
The weird weebs of Iwaku and the Rednecks of Rome are both planning to invade OUR SPAMMY SPAMIFIED FOUNDATION along with a couple other peeps from the South NS hoods! Whoever invades first gets a piston cup!
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SPAM IS NOW A WARZONE

by Spammyspamspamifiedspam

on December 6th, 2017 Spam was declared a WARZONE by Spammyspamspamifiedspam after the death of Spam Founder. We now burry him in a tomb of greatness that shall last for eternity
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The refonding of spam

by Captain spam

Will we refound spam? No one knows?

We have a new delegate! All WA nations be sure to endorse Pinochet executionists

YOU CAN DO WHATEVER YOU WANT IN THIS REGION!!! SPAM THE RMB!!! ADVERTISE! RECRUIT!

WE DON’T CARE!!!

ARGUE! FIGHT! DO WHATEVER IS NESSECARY TO SURVIVE!!! THERE ARE NO RULES IN THIS REGION!!!

(I take that back there is one teensy weensy rule here: don’t close embassies)

BUT I’M SURE THAT YOU ALL CAN FOLLOW THAT RULE, RIGHT?!?!?!

ALL HAIL SPAM AND IT’S SPAMMY SPAMIFIED FOUNDATION!!!!

we accept ALL embassies!!!

OUR ENDORSEMENT CAP IS 600,000,000,000!!!

WEL ALL HAIL ALLEIGIANCE TO SPAMMYSPAMSPAMIFIEDSPAM!!! ALL HAIL THE GLORIOUS ETERNAL OVERLORD!!!

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A NEW ERA HAS BEGUN IN THE REGION OF SPAM!!! IT WILL BE FOCUSED ON WORSHIPPING SPAMMYSPAMSPAMIFIEDSPAM!!! ALL HAIL THE NEW SUPREME OVERLORD!!!
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A new era of spam

by Pinochet executionists

Greetings, citizens of our glorious spammy spammified foundation.
As you can see, we are no longer a leaderless region. We now have a delegate of the world assembly for our region(me). As your delegate, I will do my best to further and increase the prosperity of our great spammy region. I will do everything in my power to keep this a safe and great region, and increase our count of embassies to show that we are a civil spammy people. I have already appointed some new diplomacy officers to create embassies with other regions, as well as unsuppressing some great posts on the RMB. We are a great spammy spammified foundation and we can now look forward to a new era of peace and prosperity for our great spammy spammified foundation. Thank you for listening my speech, and I hope we can all enjoy the great new era of SPAM!
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The Golden Age


The Golden Age was an era when spam was prosperous, popular, and functional. A few key members showed up in this era, such as Spamspamspamspamspamspam spamspamspam (who is now Lardlardlardlardlardlard) and Spam spam spam as well as others. The Golden Age was when The articles of spammy powder were formed, as well as the spammy council. There was a functional government, a great community, and it seemed like spam was more prosperous than it had ever been. Through the guidance of Captain spam, spam was bigger, better, and more popular than it had ever been. It was one of the fastest growing regions in NationStates, gaining 100 nations in 2 months. There was even a period of time where knockoff puppets ruled spam. Unfortunately, it was not to last. Captain spam sadly got deleted by mods for using red mod text in a forum post. The mods considered this big enough for captain spam to get deleted. Almost immediately afterwards, it was raided by someone unexpected...


Dispatches from this era:

Articles of Spammy Powder

by Pinochet executionists

The Articles of Spammy Powder

Preamble

In order to create a more organized government and region, the people of Spam have have decided to adopt a constitution to govern their region. A constitution that has several elected positions to represent the people, and some unelected positions to prevent mob rule. Pure democracy is tyranny by majority, and for that reason the Articles of Spammy powder ensure that a mob rule is impossible with unelected positions, and with a legislature of officials instead of a general assembly of everyone making laws. Representation of the people is still important, which is why we have elected positions as well. It has also always been our goal to make sure everyone can participate in government, so for this reason we have created the framework for greater possibilities in civil service, so the people can easier get into participation in government in the various ministries.

Now that Captain lard has stepped down as founder, the responsibility of founder goes to Pinochet executionists. To accommodate for these changes, a significant restructuring of the political system was necessarily and thus yet again we have a new revision of the Articles of Spammy Powder, keeping the delicate balance of power, yet also maintaining redundancy is some responsibilities and powerful executive leaders to make sure the region is always able to be governed.

Just as the region's constitution was kept as we moved from Spam, it was also kept when we moved from Lardyland to Meat, with some adjustments as are commonly necessary.


Article 1: Founder
  1. The founder, Pinochet executionists is one of Meat’s heads of government and an executive official.

  2. The Founder has the authority to negotiate foreign treaties with other regions.

  3. The Founder appoints and oversees regional officers.

  4. The Founder manages the region and ensures regional officers do their jobs properly.

  5. The Founder shall engage with members of the region, as well as diplomacy with other regions.

  6. The Founder is to protect and defend both the region and the Articles of Spammy Powder.

Article 2: Delegate
  1. The Delegate is the other of Meat's heads of government, and an executive official.

  2. The Delegate shall serve a term of two months.

  3. The current Delegate may choose the next Delegate, which must be confirmed by either Pinochet executionists and Captain lard, or by a majority vote from the Spammy Council.

  4. The office of Delegate shall have no term limit, but the Delegate may not serve more than one consecutive term.

  5. If the Delegate for any reason vacates his office, the Vice-Delegate shall take the place of Delegate if able.

  6. If the Delegate vacates his office and the Vice-Delegate is unable to take the place of Delegate, the Spammy Council shall decide a replacement.

  7. The Delegate may also negotiate deals and foreign treaties with other regions.

  8. The Delegate manages the region and ensures regional officers do their jobs properly.

  9. The Delegate must engage with members of the region, as well as diplomacy with other regions.

  10. The Delegate shall appoint and oversee regional officers.

  11. The delegate may appoint Cabinet members to help his their duties if needed.

  12. The Delegate shall seek to strengthen the region.

  13. The Delegate is to protect and defend both the region and the Articles of Spammy Powder.

  14. The Delegate must fulfill duties outlined in this document or be subject to removal from office.

  15. The Delegate shall have the following permissions:

    • 🏛️ Executive

    • 🏳️ Appearance

    • 🛡️ Border Control

    • 🎙️ Communications

    • 🏢 Embassies

    • 📊 Polls

    • 🌿 World Assembly

Article 3: The Monarchy
  1. Spammyspamspamifiedspam shall be considered monarch and a head of state.

  2. Spammyspamspamifiedspam shall guide the region in the ways of Spam and lead it to greatness.

  3. Spammyspamspamifiedspam’s position shall be the ETERNAL SUPREME SPAMMY OVERLORD ALL HAIL, with the following permissions:

    • 🏳️ Appearance

    • 🛡️ Border Control

    • 🎙️ Communications

    • 🏢 Embassies

    • 📊 Polls

Article 4: The Vice-Delegate
  1. The Vice-Delegate shall be elected once a month.

  2. The Vice-Delegate is to assist the Delegate in his duties, and help run the region.

  3. The Vice-Delegate shall have the following permissions:

    • 🏳️ Appearance

    • 🛡️ Border Control

    • 🎙️ Communications

    • 🏢 Embassies

    • 📊 Polls

  4. The Vice-Delegate shall also engage in diplomacy with other regions.

  5. The Vice-Delegate shall use their powers to improve and maintain the region.

  6. The Vice-Delegate shall help enforce the law and protect the Articles of Spammy Powder.

Article 5: The Minister of War
  1. The Minister of War shall be an appointed position chosen by the Founder and/or Delegate.

  2. If the office of Minister of War is vacant, his duties shall be split between the Founder and Delegate.

  3. The Minister of War answers to the Founder and Delegate.

  4. The Minister of War shall maintain and run Meat’s Military.

  5. The Minister of War should work to improve, build, and train Meat’s military.

  6. The Minister of War shall be responsible for defense of the region, and act to thwart threats from both without and within.

  7. The Minister of War should be in contact with allies to coordinate military practices and actions.

  8. The Minister of War shall have the following permissions:

    • 🛡️ Border Control

    • 🎙️ Communications

    • 🏢 Embassies

  9. The Minister of War shall also appoint advisors and military staff to ensure the Lardy Army functions efficiently.

  10. The Minister of War must fulfill their duties outlined in this document, or be subject to removal and replacement by the Founder and/or Delegate.

Article 6: The Ministry of Foreign Affairs
  1. The Minister of Foreign Affairs shall conduct diplomacy with other regions, and strengthen bonds between Meat and other regions.

  2. he Minister of Foreign Affairs has the authority to represent Meat to other regions, and to sign treaties and deals.

  3. The Minister of Foreign Affairs should also maintain a good image of Meat.

  4. The Minister of Foreign Affairs shall have the following permissions:

    • 🎙️ Communications

    • 🏢 Embassies

    • 📊 Polls

  5. The Minister of Foreign Affairs shall also create embassies and diplomatic ties with other regions

  6. The Minister of Foreign affairs shall head the Ministry of Foreign Affairs.

  7. The Ministry of Foreign affairs shall consist of the Minister of Foreign Affairs, civil servants such as Ambassadors and Embassy Builders, and other advisors.

  8. The Minister of Foreign Affairs shall appoint civil servants such as Ambassadors and Embassy Builders as well as other advisors as they see fit.

  9. The Minister of Foreign Affairs may delegate duties within the Ministry as they see fit.

  10. Foreign Affairs policy is mostly decided by the Minister of Foreign Affairs, however any policies outlined in the Articles of Spammy Powder or existing law comes first.

  11. The Ministry of Foreign Affairs is responsible for executing Foreign Affairs policy.

Article 7: The Ministry of the Interior
  1. The Minister of the interior shall help govern the region, as well as enforce the region's laws.

  2. The Minister of the Interior shall maintain and protect the RMB of the region.

  3. The Minister of the interior shall have the following permissions:

    • 🏳️ Appearance

    • 🎙️ Communications

    • 📊 Polls

  4. The Minister of the interior shall maintain order within the region.

  5. The Minister of the Interior shall head the Ministry of the Interior.

  6. The Ministry of the Interior shall consist of the Minister of the Interior and civil servants such as RMB monitors and Poll Makers.

  7. The Minister of the Interior shall appoint civil servants such ad RMB Monitors, and Poll Makers as they see fit.

  8. The Minister of the Interior may delegate duties within the ministry as they see fit.

  9. Internal Affairs policy is mostly decided by the Minister of the Interior, however the Articles of Spammy Powder and existing law come first.

  10. The Ministry of the Interior is responsible for executing Internal Affairs policy.

Article 8: Other regional officers
  1. Embassy Builders shall be part of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs

    1. Embassy builders shall build embassies for the region.

    2. Embassy builders shall have 🏢 Embassies permissions

  2. RMB Monitors and Poll Makers shall be part of the Ministry of the Interior.

    1. RMB Monitors shall monitor the RMB and suppress any posts breaking regional or site rules.

    2. RMB Monitors shall have 🎙️ Communications permissions.

    3. Poll Makers shall create polls for education, research, and/or official government purposes.

    4. Poll Makers shall have 📊 Polls permissions.

  3. Regional officers listed here may be dismissed by the Minister presiding over their ministry at any time for any reason.

  4. Regional officers listed here may be dismissed by the Founder or Delegate if there is sufficient reason.

  5. The Founder or Delegate may also appoint regional officers with any permissions on an ad-hoc basis.

  6. The Founder or Delegate may appoint an officer that is part of the Spammy Council with a unanimous approval from the Spammy Council.

Article 9: The Spammy Council
  1. The Spammy Council shall be the legislature of Meat with the ability to pass laws.

  2. he Spammy Council shall consist of the Founder, the Delegate, the Vice-Delegate, and all Ministers.

  3. The Spammy Council shall meet to discuss laws, amendments to the Articles of Spammy Powder, and other important matters.

  4. The Spammy Council may pass laws and amendments to laws with a simple majority.

  5. Only the Spammy Council has the ability to ratify treaties with other regions.

  6. The Spammy Council may formally declare war on another region.

  7. The Spammy Council may meet in telegrams, or on the RMB of The Spammy Council.

Article 10: Other Laws of Meat
  1. Advertising shall be allowed on the RMB unless it is excessive or otherwise forbidden by the Ministry of the Interior.

  2. All RMB posts must be safe for work and comply with site rules.

  3. Residents of Meat must obey the RMB rules of any embassy region they post in

  4. Any attempts to seize the position of Delegate in Meat through unlawful means shall be considered treason by those from within, and an act of war by those from without.

  5. The National Colors of Meat shall be #d39f7c, otherwise known as Lard, #d37f7c, otherwise known as Spam, and #e8465b, otherwise known as Meat. In some instances, a light pink color resembling the color of canned Spam may be substituted for #d37f7c as Spam.

  6. No one person may hold more than one office outlined in Articles 1-7 simultaneosly.

Article 11: Officer removal and replacement processes
  1. There shall be two ways a government official may be removed: through a vote of no confidence by the people, or removal by the Spammy Council.

  2. If the public believes an elected official is not properly fulfilling their duties, a vote of no confidence may be held.

  3. If the vote is 3/5 in favor of removal of the elected official, then they shall be removed from office and a snap election shall be held.

  4. A Spammy Council meeting may be held if an elected official is not properly fulfilling their duties.

  5. An elected official may be removed by a 2/3 vote by the Spammy Council.

  6. The time to announce candidacy for a snap election shall be 1 day

  7. Election polls for a snap election shall also be 1 day

  8. The term for a government official elected by snap election shall not be a full term, but instead only until the next election.

  9. If an elected official vacates office for any reason during their term, a snap election shall be held.

  10. If an elected official is removed or vacates office in the time leading up to an election, a snap election may not be held depending on when the election will be.

  11. If an official is removed by vote of no confidence, they shall be permitted to run again in the snap election. If they are removed by the Spammy Council, they shall not be permitted to run again in the snap election, but shall be permitted in subsequent elections to run again for office.

Article 12: Law and Treaty Retroactivity
  1. Any laws passed for Spam or Lardyland shall also apply to Meat.

  2. Any treaties, bilateral or multilateral, involving Lardyland shall still apply, although now to Meat instead of Lardyland

Article 13: Supremacy Clause
  1. The Articles of Spammy Powder is to be the Constitution of Meat and the supreme law of the land.

  2. No other laws may contradict this document.

  3. The Articles of Spammy Powder overrides any other law.

  4. The Articles of Spammy Powder also overrides any law passed before the new Articles of Spammy Powder.

Article 14: Amending the Articles of Spammy Powder
  1. To Amend the Articles of Spammy Powder, a 2/3 majority from the Spammy Council is required.

  2. Once an amendment is passed, the region should be notified of said amendment

  3. This document shall be updated to reflect any amendments passed



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So i was bored and decided to make a list:

1. Make puppets and stuff poll ballots.
2. Make dispatches about what you can do in NS
3. upvote this dispatch
4. Play that one cool nationstates vs cards thingy game
5. condemn the black hawks again
6. Try to endorse as many people as you can in one hour
7. Found a region with a puppet and then “raid” it with your region’s military
8. Argue with other people about the best way to ship a dinosaur in a cardboard box
9. Make fun of people in your region for being inactive and then ban them for arguing with you
10. Dismiss all officers and remove the delegate’s power and become a really really unfair tyrannical ruler.
11. Challenge other people
12. Gain the trust of a really large region, then close all embassies.
13. Try to make the most embassies possible and make all your embassies regions think they’re special but really they’re not
14. Make a puppet, and go to the north pacific and demand that you are made an officer there
15. Read people’s dispatches and downvote them all because mine is superior!!!!
16. Avoid the wrath of the mods
17. Eat the south pacific
18. Refound an embarrasing region that no one wanted to be refounded
19. Found a region with a puppet, request embassies with a region that has a lot of embassies, then once someone accepts, ban him and abort construction of embassies.
20. Get more embassies than the dank meme alliance then laugh at them for being bad
21. Try to take over the rejected realms with a single WA nation. It’s hard to do.
22. Mourn spam founder’s loss. R.I.P.
23. Get The frogs republic of kekistan to post on your RMB and then ban him and laugh
24. Create a really big and awesome region like spam, then become god
25. Become god regardless
26. Appease the mods
27. Build a memorial to max barry
28. WORSHIP ETERNALLY GLORIOUS DEAREST LEADER Menta Lee-IL FOR ALL ETERNITY!!!
29. Make a puppet that is similarly named to a really big and important nation, such as “captain spam puppet” to really get on their nerves.
30. Deny the existamce of god in a really religious region then watch them get triggered, or do the same with a secular region and watch them worship you.
32. Cry because the bar on the corner of every region closed their embassy with you
33. Cry some more because Spam founder is dead
34. Raid a warzone and then establish a communist regime there based on the mickey mouse club house. Or do that with the rejected realms.
35. Insult captain spam because within 9 hours his autistic factbook reached 5th on the dispatch ranking but then he dabs on you because youre just a hater and then the whole universe explodes
36. Make a really bad joke and laugh at the normies who think it’s funny
37. Click the refresh button on this page over and over again so this dispatch seems like it has a lot of reads.
38. Make puppets and upvote your own dispatches
39. Get off your computer, go outside, and stop playing NS for a while
40. NAH. Don’t do that.
41. Take so much time reading this factbook that you didn’t realize that i skipped the number 31.
42. Build up other people’s new regions.
43. Tear them down again because they trusted you too much! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
44. Or don’t do that that’s kinda mean instead just tear down your own region because you are lonely and no one cares.
45. Look at your clock and realize it is midnight…but keep on playing because you haven’t raided the West Pacific.
46. (Telegram me if you really want to know number 31)
47. Shun the non-believers (if you’re an atheist, shun the believers, i guess...)
48. Run out of ideas on what to put in this factbook
49. Stare at the NS home screen while the website server is shut down
50. Make a region composed entirely of your puppets and accidentally raid one of the regions you founded or one of the regions you are in or The Black Hawks.
51. Make a fake knockoff version puppet of some big nation.
52. Make a knockoff puppet of that puppet.
53. REPEAT UNTIL ALL YOUR REGION IS RUN BY CRAPPY KNOCKOFFS!!!
54. Move all your puppets to Graveyard AND WATCH THEM DIE!!!!!

I am currently accepting suggestions for this factbook. Telegram me if you have some.

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SO MANY PUPPETS!!!!

by Captain spam

WE HAVE BEEN FLOODING SPAM WITH PUPPETS!!! IF YOU WANT TO HELP US, SEND A PUPPET OVER!!! WE WILL BE THE BIGGEST REGION IN NATIONSTATES!!!

Puppets.

Make knockoff versions of puppets of puppets of puppets!!!

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The Pacific Invasion


This era of spam seemed to last longer than it actually did. No one invaded immediately, like we thought someone would, but perhaps the biggest surprise was the actual raiders themselves. It was, surprisingly, the pacific. At first i was confused, but as i started to think about it a little, it kind of made sense. the Pacific and Pergamon (leader of the pacific military), saw us as spammers and wanted us death. They invaded at midnight on March 7, but it took them a while to kick out all of the natives to the region. During that period, there was not a lot of RMB chat, but there was a little bit of moderator action. But as i saw it, it was a very controversial thing in the NationStates community. I hadn’t realized how many people were on our side until i looked at a forum about Lardyland, the new home to the natives of spam. There was arguing about why they should or shouldn’t raid spam, and a lot more people than you might expect were on the forum. There was a lot of suppressings pf posts during this era. It was also during this era that I, Captain lard, was founded, and founded the region Lardyland. Not many spam natives joined at first because they all thought that we were going to stay in the backup regions like Spam 2. After the whole raiding thing quieted down, we decided to settle in Lardyland.


Dispatches from this era:

A tribute to Spam

by The frogs republic of kekistan

Spam was an excellent region. Maybe even the best. The people of Spam had a great sense of humor. Then the imperialist at the Pacific raided the wonderful region.

Spam founder and Captain spam will forever live on in our hearts and in our minds.

Spam started off as a small region like any other. But it’s reputation quickly grew. Quickly the region of Spam had become a thriving community, and I should know. I was part of that community. I was under the nation name of Snowmiser. I was given the powder of an embassy spammer. Later I became the WA Advisor. Then Captain Spam was deleted for using red text on the forums. Tis a truely saddening event. However, the members of spam continued on. They were doing everything they could to keep the spammy spamified foundation alive. They did so for a couple of days but then The Pacific struck Spam and raided the great region.
*holding drink glass in front of me*
So here’s to you Spam, may your name go down in the history of Nation States

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Nationstate Memes

by Carstantinopipal

Number 15: The New Pacific Order By Carstantinopipal
Number 15: The New Pacific Order. The last thing you'd want in your region is someone's army. But as it turns out, that might be what you get. A nation uploaded a photo to the site showcasing his army in the region. With the statement: "This is the raid you get on nationstates." Admittedly, he had Maternity Leave.

But that's even worse.

The raid went live on March 7, and a mere 20 minutes later, the Region in question was alerted to the raiders. At least, I hope their raiders. How did it happen? Well, the Pop212 hadn't hacked all region members' nationstates because that's the only way this would have went unnoticed, which suggested the raid was somewhere in Spam. This was at 11:47. Three minutes later at 11:50, the regions address was posted with wishes of happy liberation. 5 minutes later, the news station was contacted by another nation. And three minutes later, at 11:58, a link was posted: The Pacific. The raid photo, otherwise known as exhibit A, was attached. The World Assembly contacted the region in question the next day. When questioned, Pinochet executionists said "Oh, I know. We are moving regions." Mystery solved, by nationstates. Now we can all go back to eating our lard in peace.


Carstantinopipal Needs Your Help By Captain lard
Attention all NationStates gamers. Carstantinopipal is about to write a history of spaghettio’s in the Lardyland WFE. But he needs your help. In order to acquire the simplified history of spaghettio’s, he’s gonna need a gift of 10000000 telegrams. So, all you need to do is send him a gift via your mom’s credit card number, the 3 digits on the back, and the expiration month and year, so Carstantinopipal can hit the quan on those normies, and get this epic WFE bread.

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5 hours ago: 1.
6 hours ago: Hawk-kebabistan relocated from The Pacific to TBH is Almost Triple Gay.
6 hours ago: Hawk-kebabistan founded the region TBH is Almost Triple Gay.
6 hours ago: Hawk-kebabistan was founded in The Pacific.

Don't worry, he got 1.'d

This isnt a meme by Carson

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Grave of Captain Spam

by Pinochet executionists



Pinochet executionists/Pinochetexecutionists, Delegate of Lardyland, ULN Minister of Culture
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Lardyland


Lardyland was not actually the original plan for the natives of spam. We had a few options: we could
1. Create a new spam region
2. Create another themed region
3. Try and password-protect spam
4. Do nothing
5. Leave Spam and try to refound it
After the pacific invaded, it was clearly out of the question to do 3 and 5, so we decided to create another themed region. Lardyland was actually created DURING when the pacific raided spam. It just wasn’t used until after the Pacificans password-protected Spam. After that, we told everyone to move out of the temporary puppet regions and move here. At first, Lardyland was only full of my own puppets, but people got around to coming here. There were even new people such as Heropeas mid region and Spaceanian lard, both of which served as vice-delegates, despite being new to the region. After enough people came here, i decided to get rid of all of my unnessecary puppets. And even though i did that, Lardyland STILL kept growing larger. It seemed as if the old spam region was coming back. We have more legitimate nations here than we ever did in spam. Spam was just full of Pinochet and I’s puppets, but Lardyland is full of active and interesting members. There aren’t many WA nations here, but there are plenty of real people here and not just puppets.

It was also during this era that our sister region, Libertarian Confederacy, was founded. But i won’t include its history here since it’s not spam.



Dispatches from this era:


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The Inactive summer


A period of Lardyland where Pinochet Executionists ruled Lardyland for about 3 months over the summer. Lardyland was extremely inactive, and was even raided at one point. We helped restore it with the help of Captain lard, Pinochet executionists, and Adryvia. Together they canceled the closure of over 800 embassies.


Dispatches from this era:
I am sorry, but i must close lardyland. (For the summer at least). I need a break from NationStates and a also i have a bajillion things to do this summer. Pinochet executionists will be running the region (i hope) and will hopefully lead it through the summer.

The things that will be happening following this closing will be:

  • The region will be password-protected.

  • All of the officers will have border control lost, and after this week, all of them save pinochet will be dismissed.

  • I will be in vacation mode, not answering issues and i will be significantly less active.

  • None of the embassies will close, but no one will be kicked out, or join the region for the summer.

  • I will not be active with any of my other puppets either, so don’t be stupid and spam them with telegrams or anything.

  • At times when i am active, i will only be recieving ONE TELEGRAM PER DAY, and only be active for small periods at a time.

  • All military operations will stop

  • Everyone will send a puppet to Libertarian Confederacy if they want to see activity.

  • This period of Lardyland will be known as the inactivity period, and will be added to the history of Lardyland dispatch.


I am sorry if you all are disappointed, but I am too. I have other things to do, much more important than this, and I hope you all can understand this. Please spread and upvote this dispatch.

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Lardyland, continued


When basically everyone came back from the inactive summer. Now Lardyland is up and running again with so many things to do! We worked on revisions of the government and things for the first few weeks, but now we are back and Lardyland is awesome once more. Many stupid jokes were made, and i’m sure we will make many more stupid jokes here in the future.


Dispatches from this era:
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Miserian Post I

by Snowmiser

THE MISERIAN POST



Hello and welcome to the first edition of the Miserian Post. Before we get into the news we’d have a word from our sponsor


Hello
Everyone how are you doing this
Lovely day is hope everyone is Lardyland is absolutely,
Positively swell


In recent news, our glorious leader Captain lard has declared that all citizens of Lardyland must change their flag to the current flag of Carstantinopipal. While many are in defiance of this order, a small following have followed Cappy’s will and changed their national flags.

In other news, Captain Lard has ordered Pinochet executionists, and Sung Il Meat to try and convince lardlings to join to WA to build up Lardylands military. While so far not many people have join the WA, the amount of WA nations in Lardyland is steadily increasing.



That’s all the news for today. Stay tuned for the next edition of The Miserian Post.
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Here are some of the resources I used for this History of Spam:
LinkNS History
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As well as using some of the dispatches shown here.


Thank you all who contributed to this history of Spam.

Captain lard

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