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Valentine Z's Deck
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LEGENDARY CARDS
Democratic Socialists
“Slouching Towards Bethlehem”
29.237 billion Monks. National health service, frequent executions, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
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SEASON TWO
SEASON TWO
SEASON TWO
SEASON TWO
Left-wing Utopia
“We pawn n00bs”
25.891 billion Zwangzugians. Ban on automobiles, complete lack of prisons, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“The only prescription is more cowbell!”
33.476 billion Mousebumplesians. Rum-swilling pirates, parental licensing program, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Compulsory Consumerist State
“If God is for us, who can be against us?”
23.762 billion Transnapastaini. Unlimited-speed roads, anti-smoking policies, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Iron Fist Consumerists
“hello”
34.231 billion Crazy girlians. Museums and concert halls, ubiquitous missile silos, and avant-garde cinema.
SEASON ONE
SEASON TWO
SEASON TWO
Anarchy
“Non Plus Ultra”
33.726 billion Macabeans. Sprawling nuclear power plants, smutty television, and complete lack of public education.
SEASON ONE
SEASON TWO
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Do we WHAT in the woods?”
27.391 billion Bears. Museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
New York Times Democracy
“Man i waithtir nin tiruva?”
25.661 billion Eluvatarans. Compulsory military service, national health service, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Civil Rights Lovefest
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25.673 billion Minoans. Unlimited-speed roads, keen interest in outer space, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Liberal Democratic Socialists
“Qui peut le moins peut le encore moins”
34.304 billion Kindjalis. Lack of airports, state-planned economy, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
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Compulsory Consumerist State
“The Paragon of Corporate Power and Style since 2002.”
34.858 billion Grendels. Barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and flagrant waste-dumping.
SEASON ONE
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SEASON TWO
Civil Rights Lovefest
“A Magnifratre Protegere 「守於大兄」”
16.821 billion Cives imperiales. Museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and free-roaming dinosaurs.
SEASON ONE
Democratic Socialists
“As long as there is light, we will shine”
33.627 billion Kandarinians. Museums and concert halls, hatred of cheese, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Corporate Police State
“We don't want the world, we just want your half.”
34.704 billion Complete Bastards. Strictly enforced bedtime, zero percent divorce rate, and spontaneously combusting cars.
SEASON ONE
SEASON TWO
SEASON TWO
SEASON TWO
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Semper Virens”
26.572 billion Ransites. Vat-grown people, ban on automobiles, and hatred of cheese.
SEASON ONE